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PART ONE
CHAPTER ONE
PART ONE
CHAPTER ONE
I
woke late that morning to the sound of a radio discussion. The studio guests
were doing the nudge-nudge, wink-wink thing about Naked Gardening Day. I
had never heard of such a thing. Yesterday had been all sleet and snow flurries
and I’d had to switch the heating back on. Naked Gardening? Good God. What a
thought.
The bed was empty, meaning Bill had already left to
pick up his new car. I wondered if lard was the answer. You could slather it
all over yourself, like a cross-channel swimmer, to keep out the cold. I could
ask Bill to do the lard slapping, but he would refuse without giving it a
second thought, as his first consideration would be the car. He wouldn’t want a
lardy wife inside his sparkly new car.
Bill was out of
the question. So how does one find a good larder? This is the sort of thing I
could have asked my mother if she’d still been alive, but she’d have said,
‘What, as in a pantry?’ I could just hear her now: irritated by the question,
ready to snap at my stupid domesticity. Wishing I was more like my sister. I
shook the thought out of my head.
The bedroom had been chilly, but the bathroom was red
hot. I stood next to the radiator for ages before realising I was just standing
doing nothing, mind a blank. For heaven’s sake, I was fifty-five years old—did
I intend to spend the last few decades of my life standing vacantly in a warm
bathroom? The prospect was scarily attractive. Back in the bedroom, I looked
out of the window at the starlings that had lined up on the church roof.
Thirty-five. I counted them all. It took a while as they wouldn’t keep still.
I got myself dressed eventually and nearly fell
downstairs through sheer absentmindedness. There was a loaf of bread in the
kitchen. I stood staring at it, saying ‘fuck-fuckety-fuck’ quietly, but meaning
every syllable, as I tried to work up the energy to make breakfast. The loaf
was soft and white, and the knife too sharp. I grew over-confident and clumsy,
cut myself, and sucked my finger hard to stop the bleeding. My mind raced back
through the last six months, all the silent accusations, all the fights that
should have happened to clear the air, but didn’t, because I didn’t have the
energy. I took the finger out of my mouth and examined the pale flap of skin.
The blood was gathering beneath it, so I held the hand above my head, feeling
foolish. Hand down, I assessed the damage. The fat blob of blood made me think
of last night’s pork chops; the red oozing out of the bone, forming a bubble,
turning purple, black. I needed sticking plaster, two strips, one to go one
way, the other to go across and hold it down. Maybe another across that one at
a diagonal. No. That would mean infinite strips, each holding the previous one
in place. It would never end. I tested my fingertip on the table, tapping with
care. Two uneven slices of bread lay next to me. I ought to wash the bread
knife straight away. Couldn’t see any blood, but it would be there. Didn’t
fancy toast anymore, so I threw the bread in the bin and ate a musty
hard-boiled egg from the fridge instead.
Bill
arrived back at ten o’clock. I dreaded having to show an interest in the car;
dreaded him metaphorically patting me on the head if I did, when all I really
wanted to do, I now realised, was go out into the garden, naked, one cold May
morning and dig and be joyous—ecstatic, even. Was that too much to ask? When
had I last been ecstatic? Various ghosts crowded my memories, ex-boyfriends,
and others whom I’d longed for, one in particular who’d belonged to my sister,
but the memory scared me. I’d settled for Bill, and for the life of me I
couldn’t remember why, unless it was something to do with the dogs. He’d had a
dachshund called Edna and I’d had a Labrador called Madge and they’d fallen for
each other on first sight. Or smell. The first smell is the deepest.
Bill had parked the new car in front of the house so
that the neighbours would see and was standing so close it looked as if he was
hiding an erection. Peter Thornley from opposite had come out and his dog was
barking. It knew. I sniggered. Peter tugged on the lead and hurried away,
dragging Izzy the Airedale behind him. Bill stopped polishing the car with his
groin, gave the roof a little pat and came inside.
‘What do you think!’ he said.
‘It’s red.’
Bill seemed pleased to have had any kind of a response
from me and proceeded to reel off the specifications. I didn’t listen. Once
he’d run out of things to say about it, he stood there, exultant, waiting for
me to speak. We conversed so rarely these days, but I didn’t want to talk to
him, and certainly not about his bloody car.
‘I want you to rub lard all over me tomorrow for Naked
Gardening Day,’ I said.
What Bill didn’t realise was that I had just asked him
the most important question in the entire history of our marriage, and his
answer would determine the course of our lives from now until the end of time.
I wasn’t sure he’d even heard me, but perhaps he was
having problems processing the words.
‘It’s a nice car,’ I said after a bit, wondering if
I’d said the naked gardening thing out loud or not.
After a pause that was too long, he reeled off some
more half-hearted specifications, pulled his belly in and asked if I’d like a
cup of tea.
The awful, awful thing was that I wanted a cup of tea
with all my heart, I needed something hot and comforting and utterly desirable,
and he’d offered me the one thing that was his to give and mine to receive, so
I went across and hugged him and meant it, and he responded with such warmth I
was at a loss to know what to say or do, but tomorrow I would dress in my
warmest jumper, with woolly tights under my jeans, and I’d dig the garden for
all of five minutes and then I’d come in and say it was far too cold, and could
we go for a spin in the new car? And he’d be so happy, he’d have no idea that
something was broken beyond repair.
Bill made the
tea and gave me my cup, but he took his outside, presumably to share it with
the car as he’d get more conversation out there. I stayed in the kitchen with
the vague idea of preparing something for lunch. I started chopping red cabbage, far too quickly, the knife slipped—again!
I’d taken a slice of skin off my fingertip, and this time I was insanely
furious. I didn’t stop for a plaster, I kept chopping, harder, faster, harder,
dammit! I stopped myself just in time, threw the knife down and stood back from
it, terrified by a vision of myself hacking at that last finger joint, grabbing
and twisting it, feeling the sharp pain—but then it would be off, and I’d look
down, breathless and excited, and oh, the slow ache... the beautiful slow ache
and the rush of blood on the chopping board, and I would never make red
coleslaw again, he had never loved me anyway.
I wiped my hands
carefully and threw the mangled cabbage in the bin. We could have a tin of soup
for lunch. I didn’t need to chop up anything, but it was too early to be making
lunch. I thought of getting my watercolours out but couldn’t raise much
enthusiasm. Bill likes the fact that I do them. My “daubs” he calls them—very
Brideshead. It’s what we ladies do, apparently, because it’s either that or
something soul-destroying like decoupage or counted cross-stitch. I had
accepted a generous redundancy package from the firm last year, so I was now a
lady of endless, agonising leisure, but I wasn’t alone, thank God. My best
friend Renée was also at a loose end now, and had taken up art for no good
reason that I could see, until she admitted to an ulterior motive. She tried to
blush but didn’t quite pull it off. Her smirk turned into a deep-throated
chortle that gave her hiccups. Renée has class, she has style, but she’s also a
complete fake. Apart from the broken heart—that’s real enough. A decade or so
ago there was a man, very much her junior as far as I can make out. The
relationship lasted six months which was a record for Renée, but at the end of
it all she’d been more cut up than I’d ever known, and had gone running to a
much older man, an old flame called John, about whom she never said much except
that he’d been too embroiled with someone else, and—that’s Renée all over.
Emotional crisis after emotional crisis. But now it was art, apparently; art
was going to save her.
She’d been going to a class every Wednesday night in
the village hall and was trying to get me to come along. They were doing trees
next week with a special guest tutor, and would I like to give it a go? I did
flowers, after all, so weren’t trees the next step? No, they weren’t, I said,
but yes, why not, sounds like fun—which it didn’t, but Bill and I were going
through one of our phases of ignoring each other, so I went along to the class,
and oh God! Why did I do that? I think the trees were the catalyst for
everything that followed. I often wonder what would have happened to us all if
I’d never gone to that ruddy class.
The tutor was from Eastern Europe I think, judging by
the accent, and I found him very hard to understand, but the words didn’t
matter as his pencil skated across the paper. First, he drew a lollipop,
which he coloured in, and I thought, ridiculous—this is primary school stuff.
But then came another lollipop, less regular, with mottled shading, slower,
done with more care. I shifted in my chair and clutched my pencil, attempting
to draw a line, but my hand was shaking. The tutor drew the lollipop again,
this time covering it in ovals, then branches, shading behind the shapes, the
further ones dark. It swelled into life. He started another with
rougher, wilder edges, depths and highlights—I watched his hand, its light
touch on the pencil, the hairs on his arm, his fingers, then the life
in the tree, the branches reaching out. My fingers tugged at my hair and I knew
I would have to grow it long again. I tried to think about drawing
trees, but all I could see was the way his neck grew out of the darkness
of his shirt.
Renée thought it
was all too funny, called me a little slapper, and told me I must come back
next week—but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I’d shocked myself with the
revival of urges that reminded me of too many intensely difficult times in my
teens, so I was determined not to go back until the tree project was over and
they had a different tutor.
We settled back into our old routines. Bill kept
himself busy making love to his new car, especially on a Sunday morning with a
hosepipe and chamois leather, while I did whatever it was I did all day, which
filled the time but left me dying for the night so that I could go to sleep and
shut it all out. This was until Renée told me the class was back to its usual
lady tutor, and they’d had some models in so that they could do life-drawing.
‘What’s it like?’ I said.
‘Oh, my dear,’ she said, ‘You should see them. We get
these enormous ladies and flaccid men,’
‘Renée!’
‘Yes, really, and it’s hilarious the first few times,
but then you get into the drawing and the painting of great slabs of flesh and
it’s hideous and mesmerising; you can’t stop. Moyra’s really into it, and I’m
having a laugh.’
‘I’m tempted.’
When I told Bill I was thinking of joining Renée’s
life drawing classes, he said, ‘What, nudes?’
‘Yes, that’s what “life drawing” means.’
‘No. You can’t, not on a Wednesday. We’re going round
to Peter and Mandy for dinner next week, and I’m sure there’s something else the
following week.’ He checked on his phone and managed to fabricate some more
petty engagements. ‘Why would you want to draw people anyway?’ he said. It
wasn’t hot, but there was a distinct sheen to his forehead. ‘You’re good at
flowers. Stick with them.’
I couldn’t remember Bill ever taking so much of an
interest in what I painted and was amazed he even knew it was flowers. And
trees. No, don’t think about the trees. I could have argued back about the need
to expand my skillset, but I didn’t have the will. He was back to tapping away
at his computer anyway, so that was that.
Nakedness, you
see. That was the crux of the matter. Bill and I didn’t do nakedness anymore.
We had long ceased to conjoin our bodies in any meaningful way. I couldn’t
remember the last time, and I didn’t want to try. What if it was, like, twenty
years ago? Dear God! Come to think of it, I didn’t want to look at anyone
else’s wobbly bits, far less study them in the minutest detail for drawing
purposes.
I phoned Renée and said sorry, but we had too much on.
‘That’s a shame,’ she said, ‘but you could still do
some life drawing. Ask Bill to pose.’
‘No!’
‘Or you could do it yourself.’
‘What, hold a paintbrush and look in a mirror and
squint at myself in the nuddy?’
‘No, silly—you photograph yourself naked, but you work
fully dressed. Unless you want to paint naked, naturally. There’s a group show
in August. I could get you into that if you like.’
‘What sort of show?’
‘Naked Selfies:
a celebration of the mature woman.’
‘Heavens! Are you doing it?’
‘We all are. The whole class. Even Moyra.’
I didn’t say anything.
‘Frances?’ she said.
I waited for a clap of thunder. A sign, anything. I
looked out of the window at the apple tree. A blackbird did a shit, a great
white plop of stuff. The tree shivered, but that was probably the breeze. Naked
gardening. I wasn’t going to get a sign.
‘Okay. I’m game.’ I had no idea why I’d said that
other than the excruciating boredom that was hurting more than childbirth.
‘Excellent! I’ll pick you up for class next Wednesday.
You can get some practice in before you try doing a selfie. Darling, it really
is fun. Believe me.’
‘No, I can’t come to the class. But I will do the
selfie. Promise.’
‘Good girl! Can’t wait to see it.’
‘Yeah… me too. I think.’
I stared at the
phone and wondered what fresh hell I’d committed myself to, but something in me
was stirring, some vague interest in the project.
I waited until Bill had to be away for a couple of
nights for some sort of research for his writing, as I didn’t want to risk his
head unexpectedly popping round the door
to ask me what in the name of all that was holy did I think I was doing. Once
the coast was clear, I washed my not-nearly-long-enough-but-getting-there salt
and pepper hair, and finger-dried it into natural waves. I didn’t brush it as I
wanted to go for a wild, mad, witchy look. This couldn’t be a painting of the
real me, but that wasn’t a problem as I was invisible these days, so any
honesty could only result in a blank canvas.
I rummaged in the attic and found the quilt, a wedding
present, satin, birds of paradise—we’d never dared use it, too exquisite, too
sensuous. I set up the tripod and camera, disported myself upon the bed with
the quilt as an exotic background, looked up and waited the endless twenty
seconds for it to take the picture.
But the result… oh God. I pulled on a dressing gown
and went downstairs, opened a decent merlot and drank a large glass very
quickly. The kitchen was toasty warm, thanks to something slow and comforting in
the oven, and the vinyl floor felt silky smooth under the soles of my feet. I
went back upstairs, taking the bottle with me, poured myself another glass and
stood in front of the wardrobe mirror to take stock. Ankles slightly swollen,
as they always were, but I could easily sit on the bed in such a way that they
didn’t show. Knees knobbly and wrinkly, true, but bending them would smooth
them out. Thinnish legs, but too much obvious cellulite towards the top. Pubes
ridiculous, thanks to not trimming in living memory. Belly wrinkled due to a
long-ago pregnancy that felt like it belonged to a different life. Belly button
looking oddly like a smiley face, but more resting bitch face than grin. I
sniggered at that and took another slurp of wine. Tits okay, all things
considered, but unimpressive nipples. Could do something about that with ice
cubes, but bugger that, I was warm now and wanted to stay that way. I took
another swig of wine and stuck my tongue out. It looked dark red and dangerous
thanks to the merlot. I put my hand down to my pubes and straightened out a
hair to see how long it really was. Snorted with laughter. Went back to the
bedroom still giggling and took a photo of myself proudly demonstrating the
extraordinary length of my hair. The picture was ridiculous. Aging drunken
floozy doing something mildly distasteful. I sat on the edge of the bed and
willed myself to cry, but nothing happened, because dammit, I was enjoying this
too much. Needed to be sensible though, take this seriously for Renée’s sake.
There was an old
violin in a dusty case on top of the wardrobe. I’d played it years ago, got to
Grade Three before giving up. Bill had always found a reason to go out when I
practised and had taken to staying out for longer and longer, though I’m not
sure I could entirely blame the violin for that. I wouldn’t be able to play a
note now, didn’t want to, but that didn’t matter. I got it down and had a look.
The poor old thing was battered, and one shoulder had had a bad repair—couple
of strings were broken and had kinks in them, reminding me of my rogue pubes. I
would use the violin as a prop; a symbol of something old that was once
beautiful, that could be done up if someone only knew how, that could play beautifully
in the hands of an expert, with an appearance only enhanced by its ancient
patina. The bathroom was deliciously warm—best room in the house, always, so
that’s where we went, me and my poor, sad old violin. I stood in there, bum on
the radiator, and daydreamed for a bit. Could have stayed there forever, but I
had a picture to take, so I put the loo seat down, sat on it, held the violin
on my lap and looked down at it with affection. The camera timer did its thing.
The result didn’t make me feel the need to scream, so that was a distinct
improvement.
Once I’d got
dressed, I uploaded the photo to my laptop and photoshopped out the corner of
the toilet. An icy shiver trickled down my spine. I imagined Bill’s What the hell do you think you’re doing?
Fuck you, Bill. Fuck you. I’m doing this for me, not you. This is who I really
am. This matters.
I
did nothing more with the picture until a week later. Bill was going for a run
out to the coast in the new car, and did I want to come? He was too obviously
pleased when I said no thanks, so I wondered who it was that lived at the
coast. Could’ve been the woman from Seaham, but his current love interest lived
in Aycliffe, surely, which was miles from the coast. Maybe he really did want
to look at the sea and remind himself of our distant dysfunctional holidays in
Brighton.
I knew I had hours, whoever he was seeing, so I set up
my easel and the laptop and copied the photo faithfully to a linen canvas,
putting all my years of experience into the act. This was why I had practised
botanical illustration; this was why I had spent all that time drawing flowers
with such painstaking accuracy; it was so that I would manage the ultimate
flower, the most exquisite and perfect representation of fecundity and
sexuality—me. I didn’t paint feverishly; I painted meticulously, I painted in a
quiet Fuck you, Bill kind of a way, I
painted the me he had never seen, and never would because I was damned if I was
ever going to share this picture with him.
It needed another three sessions, so took a few weeks,
but I finished it in the nick of time, and it was glorious. As I cleaned the
brush for the last time, I was convinced I loved the painting more than I had
ever loved Bill. I put the paints away and had a little cry and drank half a
bottle of wine and poured the rest down the sink and then cried again, but the
next day I was itching to start living again, and oh God, the relief.
CHAPTER TWO
I
didn’t have the nerve to hand the painting in at the same time as everyone else
in the class. This amused Renée, but I think she understood.
‘Okay darling,’ she said. ‘No worries, we’ll have a
girlie night out, just you, me and Moyra, and you can bring the painting along,
give it to me, and I’ll take it in with my own.’
When I told her I didn’t really do “girlie”, she said,
‘Oh, but you’ve got to meet Moyra properly—you’ve hardly spoken to her.’
There was a good reason for that. I’d seen the woman
at a distance on a couple of occasions, and found her most off-putting; awkward
and ungainly, with a hard, unsmiling face. I had no idea why someone like her
would be friends with Renée. When I’d asked Renée about this, she’d simply
said, ‘Because of Toby’ which hadn’t meant much to me at the time, and Renée
obviously hadn’t wanted to elaborate, but later I remembered that Toby had been
the youth with whom she’d had that six-month fling. I’d seen a photo of him,
and he’d been an Adonis who looked like Michelangelo’s “David”, so what that
had to do with the oddly military and lopsided Moyra, I had no idea. The
thought of doing anything “girlie” with Moyra gave me hives, so I put my foot
down, and said I’d only hand the picture over to Renée, as I didn’t know Moyra well
enough to be comfortable with her. Renée smiled and shook her head, but the
arrangements were made, and we met for the hand-over at a lively Irish pub,
where the music was loud and the conversation louder. We shouted at each other
and almost communicated, but the place was too loud and so crowded I felt
myself shrinking into non-existence. Any minute now I’d slip off my chair onto
the floor and someone would stand on me and I’d be squidged out of existence
and that would be that.
But it had to be done. I had bought a frame for the
picture over the internet, as there was no way I could take a naked image of
myself to my usual framers. They were used to seeing my botanical illustrations
and knew me by name. I’d even had to avert my own eyes when fixing the picture
into the off-the-shelf frame and had been relieved when I’d wound a roll of
bubble wrap around it. I didn’t have a carrier bag large enough, so I spent a
happy ten minutes on the floor with a pair of scissors and some duct tape,
along with a length of tough plastic sheeting I’d found in the garage. It made
a very passable bag that was waterproof and strong. Ample protection for the
masterpiece.
The intention when I arrived was to hand it over, have
a quick social drink, and then go home. There couldn’t be any conversation in
here, just shouting, and that was no fun. We would meet up again socially in a
coffee shop next week. But it didn’t quite work out like that. I was drinking a
pint of bitter and Renée was on something made with peaches and schnapps,
possibly, though I wasn’t certain, and she shouted, ‘Let’s see it then,’ so I
handed it over. She peered inside the bag, or rather she tried to, but I’d used
so much tape she couldn’t get anywhere near it. She handed it back.
‘You’d better unwrap it,’ she shouted. ‘I don’t want
to damage it.’
And I was about to say, ‘What, here? In the middle of
a crowded pub?’ but that would have required her to answer, which I didn’t
want, so I took a long draft of my beer, which was at that moment the most delicious
thing I had ever tasted in my life. I pointed at it and shouted at her, ‘What’s
this?’ because I could see the hand pumps and have more than a passing interest
in craft beers. This was a pointless delaying tactic. She shook her head to
indicate she had no idea, being a woman who drank Peach Schnapps, but she
gestured at the picture, and dammit, I was going to have to do it. I took a
large gulp of the nectar, and carefully opened up the bag, undid layers upon
layers of bubble wrap, pulled out the picture, handed it across to her. She
looked at it carefully, then grinned at me, and shouted, ‘You know, that’s
really good. I’m so pleased.’
And so was I. Gods, I was pleased. But I was also
pleased when she handed it back to me so that I could wrap it up again, which I
did hurriedly and messily but at least it was done. By the time she had it
back, fully wrapped, I was shaking and exhausted, and thinking, oh shit. Bill!
What had I done to Bill? I shouldn’t have done this. But I drank the rest of my
beer and thought, bugger Bill. He was big enough to cope.
We left the pub,
and went our separate ways, me with the conviction that I had done the right
thing, probably, and if I happened to wake up once or twice in the middle of
the night in a panic, that was just silliness. I’d get over it.
Renée
had persuaded me to come down to the exhibition opening. I felt I ought to tell
Bill where I was going, so I did, but I didn’t ask him to accompany me, and I
didn’t tell him, though I think he guessed, what sort of art was in the show.
We’d reached an impasse where we had a sticky sort of agreement that we
wouldn’t go anywhere together if we could possibly help it. That way we might
survive this crisis, though what would be on the other side I had no idea. It’s
not that we weren’t talking, but we were so utterly safe when we did speak, we
might as well not have bothered. We avoided gardening because the word “naked”
was still hanging in the air. We absolutely couldn’t talk about what I’d been
painting for the same reason. I had no interest in his car, so he stopped
mentioning it as he got no intelligent response. It didn’t leave much. Just,
‘What time are you likely to be in for dinner?’ and so on.
The big day came, and I dressed carefully and quietly
in a charcoal jumper and newish jeans, so that I was smart enough but wouldn’t
draw any attention to myself. I thought of a floaty scarf, but didn’t want to
look self-consciously “arty”, and anyway it would make my neck itch and the end
would go in my wine. I have a clumsy gene that guarantees that sort of thing.
Renée would be there, so I’d have a friend to cling to. Moyra would be there
too, most likely. I was feeling guilty about my reactions to her, which I knew
were borne of jealousy. She was Renée’s friend, and I wanted Renée for myself.
I’d never been one for close-knit groups of buddies, but if we were to invite a
third party in, I didn’t want it to be Moyra. I wanted someone quiet and
friendly. Moyra scared me, though I couldn’t work out exactly why.
The show was in a smallish upstairs gallery and was
very discreetly advertised on the door outside. I arrived half an hour late,
determined to avoid the embarrassment of standing around on my own peering at a
load of garishly painted naked women. I had no illusions about the quality of
the artwork that would be on offer. I’d seen people in the art class who had
completely misinterpreted the tree tutor, and were still painting forests of
arboreal lollipops, so what they would make of their own bodies, I dreaded to
think.
Renée was already there when I arrived, but so was
Moyra, as off-putting as ever, with her iron-grey hair like a helmet, and
ill-fitting jeans with inappropriate embroidered flowers on them, something I
might have worn in the seventies but certainly not now. On her they looked sad
and wrong. I could hear her across the room. She had a deepish voice and an odd
way of talking, somehow angular, and she moved in an angular way too, yet Renée
always referred to her with such affection, exquisite, beautiful Renée—I just
didn’t get it.
The two were deep in conversation, so I turned away. I
took the proffered cheap red wine and walked around, checking out the pictures.
They were almost all excruciatingly bad, which was a relief. I would have hated
for this show to be good and for it to go on tour, and for the whole of the
country to see what I had produced, and what Bill had refused to see. There
were exceptions though. A large pen and ink drawing drew the eye
immediately—its detail was staggering. No face, but the whole torso, with every
skin pore, every bit of flesh painfully alive. It was an incredibly powerful
image. Renée came up as I was looking at it.
‘Like it?’
‘It’s amazing.’
‘Moyra’s.’
‘No! Really?’
‘Yes. Come and meet her. But be warned, she can be a
little blunt.’
‘I know.’
Moyra was looking closely at a bit of wall that didn’t
have any pictures on it, which struck me as perfectly sensible seeing as how
bad most of the art was, but it was still unusual behaviour. She turned and
looked at Renée but didn’t greet her. Then she looked at me, pointed at my
cheek, and said: ‘What’s that?’
‘Oops…’ said Renée, quietly. ‘I did warn you,’ she
whispered.
Blunt. Moyra Blunt, that’s what she should be called.
Like those spies, Trilby, Morpheus and Blunt, or whatever their names had been.
‘Come on girls,’
said Renée, and she steered us both out of the crowd and down the stairs to the
dimly lit shop below. ‘That’s better.’ she said. ‘Let’s introduce you two
properly. Moyra, meet Frances. Frances, meet Moyra.’
I put out my hand, not knowing what else to do, and
Moyra shook it, very deliberately and correctly. We stood there staring at each
other, neither speaking. Renée was clearly holding back laughter.
‘So, what do we
think of the exhibition?’ she said.
Neither me nor Moyra answered. She was still staring
at the scar on my cheek, and I was still staring at her, wondering where she
got the courage to say what everyone else was thinking.
‘Darlings! Be friends! For me!’
‘The exhibition’s a pile of shite,’ I said, ‘apart
from Moyra’s drawing.’
‘And yours,
yours is lovely,’ said Renée, ‘and so is mine,’ she lied: ‘Mine’s lovely, we’re
all lovely.’
‘I’m not
lovely,’ said Moyra, and Renée hooted with laughter. Moyra didn’t look at all
put out, and at last I started to get an inkling of why Renée liked her.
‘But the rest!
Oh, my dears. Tragic! Let’s smoke.’
‘I don’t.’
Moyra and I said it in unison.
‘Sorry, sorry,
sorry. Forgot.’
Renée stroked my arm and looked as if she was about to
cry. It was all an act of course, but I still loved her for it.
‘Okay, in that
case we’d best go back in. Sign autographs or scrawl rude messages on the wall
or something.’
Moyra was still staring at my cheek. I wasn’t going to
say anything. I needed to know her far better.
‘I haven’t actually seen your painting, Renée,’ I
said.
‘Follow me. Gaze on my mighty works, and wonder, or
whatever it is—I can never remember.’
‘Shenandoah?’ I said, the wine going to my head and my
usual randomness appearing.
‘Ozymandias’, said Moyra. ‘Despair.’
‘Both!’ said Renée. ‘All three! Away you rollin’
river!’
We went back upstairs, and Renée led the way to her
picture, which was a sorry thing, a dirty smudge of conté crayon that was an
abstract trying to look vaguely human, but it was so badly done I didn’t know
what to say.
‘Subterfuge, my dears,’ said Renée. ‘Disguise. I know
I don’t look anything like that, but visitors to the gallery have no
idea—they’ll look and say, oh, the poor deformed woman, how sad; how much is
the painting? Oh, that’s not cheap, but we ought to buy it, we ought to
encourage the poor thing.’
‘Naughty, Renée.’
‘I know! Only you and Moyra here have been honest.’
‘None of the
others? Look, you can’t blame them for a lack of talent. That’s not fair.
Doesn’t mean they haven’t been honest, just they don’t have the skill to show
us what they wanted to say.’
‘Not so,’ she said, and she led us to one particularly
nasty picture, all cerulean blue and alizarin crimson, as if the artist had
read somewhere that that combination would make a rich velvety black, but had
lost their nerve and kept the colours separate. This person didn’t need any
great draftsman’s skills, but they needed courage. They needed to use those
colours to say something, not just dot them around the canvas in a vaguely
humanoid shape and hope the viewer would bring something exciting to the
picture—compared to Moyra I was just a beginner at all of this, but even I knew
it couldn’t happen without an honesty on the part of the artist, and this
artist was scared.
‘There’s nothing of the person there other than
nervousness,’ I said. ‘I feel sorry for her.’
‘Yes, the result isn’t exactly beguiling, is it.
Whereas Moyra’s drawing holds nothing back at all, it’s brash, it’s honest,
what you see is what you get.’
‘I don’t know any other way to do it,’ said Moyra.
‘Exactly. You are the apotheosis of honesty. Do I mean
apotheosis? Nice word, I’ll use it anyway. And you, Frances, your picture is heart-breaking.
So sad. I think I need to take you away on holiday. You need to get away from
all of this.’
‘Don’t be silly. I can’t go on holiday.’
‘You can and you will. Moyra, you should come too,
you’ll keep us sensible.’
Moyra looked shocked. ‘I don’t do holidays anymore.
Dylan left me when we were on holiday. I don’t want to go on a holiday.’
‘We won’t leave you, will we Frances.’
‘Well no, but Renée—’
‘So that’s settled. Next week. Paris.’
‘Renée, don’t be absurd!’
‘Has to be next week because I have use of an
apartment and we can all stay there for nothing. Here darlings, have some more
wine. I don’t want to go on my own, not to Paris! Please?’
I drank up, dutifully. Moyra had been downing glasses
of this weak red stuff all evening, and it didn’t appear to be having any
effect on her, but I was feeling light-headed. Paris. Without Bill. Dear God! I
couldn’t. Paris. With Renée and Moyra. The Golden Girls meet Sex in the City.
Oh, please, no. Too pathetic.
Moyra was staring at me again and I realised I was
touching the scar on my cheek.
‘It’s a cigarette burn,’ I said. ‘Someone deliberately
pushed a lit cigarette onto my cheek.’
‘That wasn’t very nice of them.’
‘No, it wasn’t.’
But I was thinking that Moyra was the first person who
had ever asked me about this honestly and without pretence of any kind, and I
wanted to tell her all about it, but Renée was getting nervous about the turn
the conversation was taking.
‘Moyra, I’m sure she’ll tell you the story when she’s
good and ready. And you can tell her about that last walk you had with Dylan,
and we can all cry into our absinthe and be gloomy and artistic and it will be
absolutely wonderful. You see, my dears; this is why we have to go.’
I took one more
look round the exhibition. The paintings were awful. Now that I was slightly
tiddly, I could see what Renée meant about their dishonesty. It had nothing to
do with the technique. It was all about artists putting on a front and
producing what they thought was safe to show. You couldn’t be an artist if you
were safe. You either had to go wild and play with expectations and pull faces
and laugh like Renée, all the time showing a dark underbelly of erotic
possibilities, or you had to be Moyra, a pure artist, who drew precisely what
she saw with terrifying honesty. I wondered what I was. At that moment, I badly
wanted to show Bill my picture, but I couldn’t. I’d blown it. Should’ve read
the Haynes Manual for his car so that I could’ve talked to him properly about
it. If such things still existed. Probably disappeared decades ago. Buggerit.
Paris, though. What could I say? What possible excuse? I’d worry about that in
the morning.
‘Penny, darling?’ said Renée.
‘For my thoughts? No.’
‘Bill, I take it.’
‘Maybe.’
‘Is it so very bad?’
‘Yes.’
‘Oh, luvvy, we’ll have to get that sorted out, won’t
we.’
‘No,’ I said. ‘We won’t.’
‘Sorry. I’m not going to push. But you will come to
Paris, won’t you?’
‘Hell, why not. Did I tell you Bill has a new car?’
‘No, you didn’t. Have you christened it yet?’
‘As in, have we made love on the back seat? No. We’re
in our fifties. We have hips. Knees.’
Moyra looked
puzzled. ‘So do people in their forties. Twenties. Tens.’
Renée roared with laughter again and hugged Moyra, who
went stiff as a board and looked surprised.
We walked back together to the bus stop, but Renée
said no, don’t be silly, we’ll get a taxi, her treat, and so we did. We settled
in the back, and she said, ‘Tell us about Bill. How did you two meet?’
‘Do you know, I’m not even sure. Not the first time.
The critical time was when we were much older, when we had dogs.’
‘Dogs?’
‘Our dogs met and fell in love. But Bill… no, I’d
known him sort of for ages, because once we’d moved up north, in my teens, he
was often around, larger than life, while I was always so much smaller—metaphorically
speaking, that is. I was fat.’
‘I can’t imagine that, darling!’
‘Not as a small child, but by puberty I was gross. I
remember being at someone’s house one time, can’t even remember who’s now—a
friend of my sister’s most likely. Anyway, Bill was there with some of his
mates, and I’d been skimming through a magazine and I’d come upon a photograph
of a man flexing his arm. Bill saw what I was looking at and copied the pose
for fun. He had freckles on his shoulders among the sprouting hairs, and oh
God—how I wanted to stroke the curves of his arm, slip my fingers inside his
tee-shirt, find out if he had a hairy back.’
‘Heavens! Not one of those I hope!’ said Renée.
‘No, but I didn’t find that out until much later. I
did nothing. I was a mouse, I crept into corners, I didn’t reach out and grab.
I scuttled away, whiskers twitching, to write it all down with a
scritchy-scratch pen in a dreadful little journal.’
‘Still got it?’
‘No. Destroyed. I couldn’t bear it.’
‘Know the feeling.’
‘I’d look at Bill and think, are you a cat? Will you
pounce one day? Completely wrong. Nothing catlike about Bill. I was completely
baffled by him—or rather by my reaction to him. I soon forgot all about it, but
there was another occasion, a few weeks after the Charles Atlas pose. We were
in the kitchen and he was munching on his sandwich with the others. I was
making the tea. Everyone was talking and laughing. He was the centre of
everyone’s world, not just mine. He said something profound, and there was a girl
there, can’t remember her name, but she was one of those unlikely blondes that
one instinctively sees as a threat—and she did that thing some women do; she
pushed a lock of hair behind one ear and stared at him intently, head tilted
just so. I was careful not to split any of the tea bags, there being nothing
worse than a mouthful of tea leaves when you don’t expect it. This was all
about food and sex and desire—it was about love—but nobody could see it except
for me. I remember there was a hole in the wainscoting, and I heard a
scratching sound behind it. I didn’t know why I was crying, but I was thinking
mice and traps, and a hawk swooped down outside. Something screamed.’
‘I feel your pain,’ said Renée, but she said it in
such an arch and over-the-top way, I couldn’t help laughing, which was just
what she had intended.
‘And then I genuinely forgot all about him. For years.
We didn’t see him after he’d married the mermaid.’
‘Mermaid?’
‘That’s what everyone called her. I’ll tell you some
day. But not now.’
The taxi had reached my house. I didn’t want to leave
its warmth and go indoors, but I had to, so I said a hurried goodbye, not sure
if I wanted Bill to be in the house or not.
He was lying on a chair in the living room, snoring,
and there was some rubbish on the TV. I looked at him and thought about
christening the car and knew it was not going to happen, which was sad in a
way, and it wasn’t because of the hips and knees at all. I felt a lump in my
throat. I was crying too much these days. I went upstairs and got into a hot
bath, but was suddenly terrified by the water’s hot rush, the way it filled the
bath and I imagined it overflowing onto the chequerboard floor, making it
slick-wet, and I’d fall, I’d crack my head on the cistern, my feet would lose
their grip on the splish-splashy floor, and hell wasn’t a fiery pit, it was
this, it was a hot slip-sloshing bath and a patterned floor. It was this.
I got out of the bath half an hour later, faint with
the heat, pulled on some pyjamas which stuck to my skin as I hadn’t dried
myself properly, but I’d needed to get out of the bathroom, away from the
horror of the water, the fear of drowning. I curled up on my side of the bed
and waited for Bill to come up. He wasn’t long. I pretended to be asleep. He
snuffled and grunted, got into his side, and was snoring within minutes.
Hours passed. I lay awake and tried to think about
Paris. In theory I’d once gone there with Bill. In practice, I couldn’t
remember much about it, most likely because nothing memorable had happened. I
touched my cheek and thought about how Moyra had stared at the scar and asked
me what it was, and I knew I wanted to tell her because she was someone I could
trust—but I couldn’t remember exactly how it had happened, but that, I was
sure, was because the memory hurt so much I’d buried it for my own safety.
Memories. Bastards. Maybe I’d remember in those quiet moments in the morning
before I was properly awake, when the dreams were quietly gliding away to
wherever they wait, ready for the next night. Sleep can be terrifying. I tried
to stay awake but didn’t manage.
CHAPTER THREE
Bill
was suffering his usual summer rugby withdrawal symptoms so was consoling
himself by watching a DVD of a
classic match from the previous season—Toulon, I think, though I have no idea
who they were playing. But France, yes, this could be my opening. I could talk
about the match—or if not about the match, as I didn’t understand the game, I
could talk about Toulon—not that I’d ever been there. Dammit, this was hard.
But if I found a way in somehow, it should be easy enough to turn to the
conversation to how long it had been since we were last in France, and oh,
happy coincidence! Couple of my friends were going to Paris this weekend and
they’d invited me.
I stared at the
screen. Men were running about, throwing a ball, always turning and passing it
sideways, slightly behind them, whereas in netball we’d thrown it ahead, but
not always, and I was damned if I could remember the rules of who could throw
what where and why, and who was allowed in which part of the court. I could
never get my head round that, though in rugby it looked as if anyone was
allowed anywhere, and why was the ball that shape anyway, how had that
happened? Balls are round unless they’re shuttlecocks, which aren’t balls at
all. I watched a bit more and found I could almost follow what was going on. It
was like a story unfolding, but the rules were beyond me, and I wasn’t sure why
some of those men were like mountains where others were small, but then you got
that in snooker too, didn’t you. Though whether you could call snooker a sport
was another matter. Darts too. Oh God. Anything to stop me talking about what I
needed to say.
Procrastinate,
procrastinate. I went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I was stroking my
cheek again. A nervous habit I thought I’d cured, but it had reappeared
recently. Early on in our marriage, Bill had told me the scar didn’t matter.
He’d said it kindly, to put me at my ease and take away my self-consciousness—but
in doing so he’d inadvertently hurt me because I’d needed to tell him and hoped
so much he would ask. He never did, and then the moment was gone, and it became
impossible to bring the subject up again. It was a nothing anyway, not a major
traumatic experience. Nobody had died. There had been a boy, that was all. I
couldn’t remember much about him, and anyway, he’d been with my sister, not me.
I could remember him smoking. That was the one certain image in my mind; this
skinny dark boy who was always smoking, the way he sucked his cheeks in as he
drew on the cigarette. I must have got too close, and I had no idea if he’d
done it deliberately—unlikely—or if it had been a genuine accident; people
jostling each other, everyone drunk—except they couldn’t have been, could they?
I was only fourteen. But Susan was older than me, and it had mostly been her
friends. I’d been angry about what had happened and had chosen to believe it
was deliberate because it marked me, made me a victim, and I was so sorry for myself
back in those days, I had relished this mark of victimhood. I lived my pain, I
told myself stories of why the boy had done it. I started to believe them and
was happy with my protective and most likely inaccurate layer of belief until
that moment when Moyra had said, ‘What’s that?’ and I’d realised I could no
longer keep telling the victim narrative because it wasn’t true and it never
had been, but I had this great big, blank, angry thing in the way, blocking the
real memory.
Never mind. Forget it. Bill was watching the rugby,
and I had no way of putting all of that into words and offering it to him
alongside a chocolate digestive. Best not to say anything.
I took his tea in, without any biscuits because he was
watching rugby and didn’t deserve any. I handed him his mug and he grunted. I
was tempted to grunt back. We could regress. Apes. I resisted the temptation.
‘I’ll be going
away next week,’ I said. ‘A short break in Paris, with Renée and Moyra.’
Grunt.
‘Just five days
or so.’
Grunt. Slurp of
tea. ‘Who’s Moyra?’
Heavens to
Betsy. It lives. It attends. ‘She’s a friend of Renée’s from the art class.
She’s nice. Unusual.’ And I wanted to tell him all about Moyra, but he suddenly
leapt up, spilled some tea. A stubby little man on the telly had dived at a
muddy bit of grass and everyone was cheering, then groaning, Bill included. I
watched his animation, his joy, the agony, the way it was directed solely at
the TV screen.
‘I might stay
longer,’ I said. ‘We’ll see.’
‘Where did you
say?’
‘Paris.’
‘Why are you
going?’
‘I need a break.
To get away.’ From you. This.
Grunt. ‘Go on,
my son!’
A very muddy man
was running at top speed in zigzags down the muddy field. Bill was half out of
his chair again. I moved his tea to a safe distance and went back into the
kitchen where I’d left my own mug. I drank the tea slowly and looked out of the
window at the washing on the line. A pair of Bill’s boxers that he’d taken to
wearing as pyjamas were flapping gently in the breeze. They were washed out and
baggy and revolting, but he liked them and hadn’t wanted me to replace them, so
I hadn’t. No reason why I should buy his clothes anyway. No reason to do
anything for him. I could stay in Paris and maybe it would rain like in that
Nancy Mitford novel and I would be discovered sitting on my suitcase, soggy and
miserable, by a mysterious Frenchman, an aristocrat—no, an art dealer. That
would be more useful. No, not that, because Moyra was the real artist, not me.
What then? An international rugby star? That would piss Bill off, but it
wouldn’t work, as he’d be too young. Manager then? No, not quite the same
glamour.
Why not young
though? What’s wrong with that? Renée’s Toby, her beautiful boy, the Adonis,
had been painfully young. She didn’t talk about him much, because it had all
ended desperately sadly as far as I could tell, and that was unusual for Renée,
who was usually so much in control. She was alone now, as far as I could tell,
as was Moyra. Husband Dylan was no longer around, having apparently abandoned her
on a mountain top. I couldn’t imagine how she’d come to be married in the first
place. That must have been one hell of a peculiar courtship. I’d have to ask
her about it. She’d probably tell me too, without a quibble. That was the glory
of Moyra.
Bill came into
the kitchen with his mug. The DVD
must have finished.
‘France?’ he
said. ‘With Renée? The tart with the heart?’
‘She’s my
friend.’
‘Mine too.’
‘Hardly!’
He put his mug
down on the counter, narrowed his eyes as he squinted out into the garden, and
for a moment looked about forty-five and ridiculously attractive. Then the sun
went behind a cloud and he looked nearer sixty again. Bill and Renée? Had they
ever? Years ago? Oh, hell. Quite possibly. But I mustn’t think about that. She
was my friend. He couldn’t have her. He’d never asked me about the scar.
Bill donned his
wellies and trudged down the garden. I didn’t want to follow. Ours was a
typical English garden, reeking of dead bodies interred
beneath lichened stones, and yes, the dead bodies were probably just birds or
rats or something, but they still gave me the creeps. You never see dead rats,
so they must get buried somewhere, and why not in a garden beneath the roses,
which sit there smugly in their beds sucking from the suppurating wounds of
what the gardener calls “blood, fish and bones”. I’d seen the mouldering box of
fertiliser in the shed, I’d seen the vastness and emptiness of the garden in
midwinter; I’d known it when I’d felt I was walking on corpses that had leached
in from the graveyard across the way.
I was in a foul mood. It was a
pretty garden, but I’d become wary of it recently, and tried my best not to
kill insects for fear they might come back and haunt me. Don’t know what was
wrong with me, but when I was in the infants, a bullying boy had told me once
that I should always shit between the delphiniums because that was the only way
I would stay safe; I had to crap on those beneath me, all the buried people. I
even did it once, and thank God nobody saw me, but I never did it again because
all I could think of was worms, and those bugs in jackets that make gardeners
pour poisons into the soil.
Renée was right about the need for a holiday.
She
had insisted on first class, at least down the East Coast mainline to Kings
Cross, and as she was paying for the upgrade, Moyra and I raised no objections.
Moyra stowed the luggage with enviable efficiency and
we settled into our seats. I looked forward to people watching, knowing from
experience how good Renée was in such situations, how she made up entertaining stories
about everyone.
A businessman across the aisle from us had his phone
out and his fat fingers were floundering about on it as he
keyed in what Renée assured us, sotto
voce, were dirty messages to his girlfriend. These texts would read as if
he were a stud instead of a great sweating bulk who wheezed with the exertion
of moving one finger across a tiny screen. I looked across at him, trying not
to be too obvious. He had bags under his too-small eyes and great fat
jowls, which wobbled, but not in a loose kind of way, more heavy and thick, and
all I could think was, yuck. His poor girlfriend.
‘How could she sleep with that?’ I said. ‘There’s a
mouth hidden somewhere in that vast face and she must have kissed it. How she
could bear it?’
‘I don’t understand,’ said Moyra.
‘It’s power and wealth, darlings,’ said Renée. ‘Plus,
the fourteen-inch cock.’
‘Renée!’ I needed to change the subject as Moyra was
now staring at the poor man’s crotch and frowning as if wondering how it could
all fit in there. We were artists, we should talk about art. There had been a greyhound on the platform at Darlington which
had reminded me of one of my favourite paintings, Diana of the Uplands. Renée had never seen the picture but Moyra
knew it—I was soon to discover Moyra knew virtually every work of art ever
created by anyone. Renée faded out of the conversation as I tried in my
inarticulate way to explain to Moyra what was so exciting, so wonderful about
that painting. Renée closed her eyes, but I’m sure she wasn’t asleep, she was
just letting me and Moyra get to know each other.
This being first class, we had been drinking the
complimentary white wine, and, as at the exhibition preview, Moyra didn’t seem
remotely affected, but I was drunk. It doesn’t take much. My conversation
veered off in all directions, freewheeling in a way I never could with my art,
but this was all bound up with the whole “letting go” thing. You should paint
drunk. Not literally, but you should be in the zone, whatever that means. I
rarely am. The naked selfie had been the only occasion I could recall. Give me
a bit of alcohol and my shyness disappears, the words flow. I was talking about
the view beyond the forest, about the Diana of the picture. She was me! She had
to be, because of the greyhound, and I’d had a Labrador and had looked after a
Bedlington Terrier for someone once, but that greyhound!
Moyra looked puzzled. I tried to explain how the Diana
of the painting was the me I should have been, the me I was in my heart, the
eternal me rather than the tired woman in the crumpled jeans sitting across the
table from her. I wanted to be, young, excited, the dog straining at the leash,
a strong wind blowing—that was how I saw myself, always had. Moyra frowned. I
was becoming increasingly incoherent, but I knew exactly what I meant.
The view from the window changed and became more
industrial.
‘What if she were with us now,’ I said, slurring my
words slightly, ‘staring through these blood-spattered windows at that endless
construction, those rampant cranes?’
I expected Moyra to question the blood spattering, but
she took that in her stride and queried the rampantness of the cranes instead.
‘Not quite the right word,’ I said. I’d forgotten the
need for precision with Moyra. ‘But okay. What if instead of first class,
instead of nets and antimacassars, what if we were travelling cattle class.’
‘They don’t take cows on these trains. And there are no
nets.’
‘But there are
antimacassars.’
Renée’s lips twitched. She definitely wasn’t asleep,
but she wasn’t going to interrupt.
‘No, I mean the basic sort of train carriages,’ I
said. ‘The old ones, with wooden slatted benches to sit on, the sort that make
you wish your backside was more padded, that leave you feeling like your bum
must have black and blue stripes, so you can’t sit comfortably, but Diana...’ I
tried to remember where I was going with this. ‘Yes, Diana, when the snow
crowds the bark on the northern side of remembered trees...’
I’d lost my thread after all, but Moyra took over. She
was somehow on my wavelength after all, and I have no idea how, but I was
beginning to see she had an extraordinary quality of empathy along with the
logical thought processes.
‘I see. There is a birch on the edge of the woods?
North facing?’
‘Yes,’ I said, ‘and no one can see the weeping resin
anymore, the holes, the scars....’
I fiddled with my gloves. Didn’t know why I’d brought
gloves. Late May. It would be warm in Paris. What was it with the stupid bloody
gloves?
Renée opened one eye. ‘You don’t have to tell us, you
know,’ she said.
‘There’s nothing to tell anyway. It’s all lies.
Everything.’
The glove was damp and sticky.
Moyra was frowning. ‘I can’t remember who painted it.’
‘What?’ said Renée.
‘The birch on the edge of the woods.’
‘Not to worry. Maybe you imagined the picture.’
‘I don’t imagine pictures. I can’t remember it. I
should be able to remember it. I shouldn’t be forgetting.’ She looked
distraught.
‘My dear,’ said Renée, ‘you’re allowed to forget who
painted a picture once in a while.’
‘No. I mustn’t forget the pictures. They’re all I have
left.’
‘Okay. We need more wine. We’re getting maudlin.’
She beckoned to the helpful young man who had realised
we would need our glasses refilled regularly.
The train creaked and groaned its way into Doncaster
where the far ends of the platform were peopled with the familiar spotters with
their notebooks, and dear God, even the train spotters were getting younger.
The main mass of humanity in the middle of the platform comprised a mix of
youths standing wide-legged and arrogant, and exhausted women with bags full of
things they likely didn’t need. There was an old man with wrinkles like one of
those dogs, enormous great flaps of skin, and I wondered how he could see let
alone breathe, then I realised it was a dog after all, and I felt like an
idiot. And there was a woman in a headscarf who had too many fingers, and oh, a
greyhound puppy, and a gentle whistling sound, someone snoring... Bill....
I woke with a start at Kings Cross. Moyra was handing
the cases down to Renée. I had a sickly-sweet taste in my mouth, but my head
was clearer than it had any right to be. I wanted a mug of tea; a huge great
steaming mug of tea, with plenty of milk. Bill would have to make his own this
week—unless he found someone else to make it for him. Bill never had any
problem finding tea-ladies.
We had a few hours to wait for our connection to
Paris, but not enough to make it worth our while doing anything other than sit
in the sunshine in Granary Square and eat delicious wraps full of the sort of
flavours that have yet to make their way into the north with any sort of
conviction. Renée was on top form, holding forth with scurrilous comments about
passers-by, leaving Moyra nonplussed and me aching with laughter, possibly
helped by the fact that I was still tiddly. The sun blazed down, and I was
laughing, and nothing could possibly ever be bad again. The slight pull on my
cheek from the scar when I grinned had become a familiar and friendly thing, a
part of who I was, not an alarming thing at all. That poor boy who I’d blamed
all these years had probably felt awful when he realised what he’d done. I
hoped he’d forgotten all about it. I looked round the square, to see if he was
here, if one of those young men hurrying past—but no. He’d be in his fifties or
even sixties by now. Heavens! He’d be older than me. Or young like Renée
pretended to be, or of an entirely indeterminate age like Moyra. He certainly
wouldn’t be one of these earnest young students swarming in and out of Central
St Martins with their portfolios, or popping across to Waitrose, then running
back because they’d forgotten their ID, and they only looked twelve, so that
hoping to pick up a few cans of beer was a forlorn hope. There were geese and
ducks on the canal, and brightly painted narrow boats, some with solar panels
nestling among the pots of geraniums. This was how life should be: three women,
no men, and the prospect of Paris. I would have hugged Renée if I were the sort
of person who hugs people, but I’m not if I can help it, so I didn’t. No
husbands! Wonderful to go away without husbands. Renée had never had one. I
asked her why.
‘I didn’t dare.’ she said.
‘Why not?’
‘Toast.’
‘Toast?’
‘I have this trick; I know about toast, how to burn
it.’
‘Anyone can burn toast.’
‘Not the way I can. Stay with me darlings. Imagine
this. I’ve been tricked into marriage. He’s coming downstairs now, with his
fat-heavy feet. I throw two eggs at the pan. They split and spatter. The
morning is misty, the sun a little tired. I watch it in desperation. This is
how I distract myself from the slop and grind of his jaws across the table. I
think about the stink of the sea, about my marriage, speeding downhill on a
bicycle when the front forks are bent, and you know you’re going to crash. I
can’t remember why we’re together at all, when all I ever wanted has been left
beneath an apple tree back home.’
‘An apple tree?’ said Moyra.
‘Where we first made love. The last time it was truly
love.’
‘Oh.’
‘We should have honeymooned in Beirut and been bombed
out of existence. Instead, me and this poor bloke have unloosed decay
relentlessly upon each other for thirty years and now we’re crashing.’
‘And the toast?’ I said.
‘I scrape his toast till it bleeds.’
‘Yikes. Good thing you never married this mysterious
gentleman then.’
‘He was no gentleman, and nobody says “yikes”
anymore,’ said Renée, amused.
‘Yes, they do,’ said Moyra, with perfect logic. Then
she reminded us we needed to check-in in good time, so we cleared our little
picnic away and set off for St Pancras, Paris, and the mysterious nobleman who
was going to sweep me off my feet. He’d better, because if he didn’t, I’d have
to return to Bill. When I’d left for the station that morning, he’d said,
‘Bye’. That was it. He hadn’t even offered to walk there with me to carry my
case. He’d looked restless, as if he was just waiting for me to be out of the
door so that he could go too, maybe to Seaham or Aycliffe or wherever his
latest girlfriend might be. He’d be looking forward to having a great time with
someone who hung on his every word, who probably enthused about his bloody car.
So I’d have to have a better one. Paris was going to have to be amazing. It
would be.
Paris, you have no choice in the matter. Be
incredible. Just do it.
CHAPTER SIX
CHAPTER FOUR
I
was starting to regret my dowdy clothes. Fine in Darlington, but here I felt a
total scruff. I’d forgotten how much smarter everyone looks in London. A few
young men were sporting the latest incarnation of the hipster look, something I
had rarely seen up north, but here there was an abundance of carefully shaped
artisanal beards and faux lumberjack shirts. I was confident Paris would be
free of such strange creatures, but I feared that once there I would look
dowdier than ever. The apartment had better not be too grand or intimidating. A
nice little backstreet garret would be fine, but Renée had said it belonged to
a friend, and her friends tended to be smart. I was forgetting I numbered among
them and was not remotely smart—and what about Moyra? But I needed to know, so
I asked, and soon wished I hadn’t. She became bright and bubbly and unbearably
false.
‘My dears, you will not believe the glory of what you
are to witness. The apartment is exquisite! Which is all down to John,
naturally, as the man has impeccable taste in most things. Most. But I’m afraid
the paintings—oh lordy. They’re horrendous unless you’re into that sort of
overblown erotica. They’re done by his wife, so I suppose he thought he had to
hang them to keep her sweet. The rest of the furnishings, thank God, are all
his choices. Utterly ravishing.’
‘Who are these people, again?’
‘Oh darling, you must have heard of them. He’s John
Stephenson, used to be a highly successful antiques dealer, now better known
for promoting his wife’s nasty paintings. Such a waste, darlings. He was so, so
good at what he did, that delicious Serpentine furniture that writhed around
his showrooms, but I’m afraid little Vicky got her claws into him and now he’s
realised how much he can make out of her, so there’s no going back.’
My jaw didn’t really drop to the ground. Nobody’s
does, outside cartoons.
‘What, the
Vicky Stephenson? Bloody hell! We’re staying in John and Vicky Stephenson’s
apartment? As featured in the posh and gossipy glossies?’
‘Frances, darling, they’re just people. Vicky does
enormous scary paintings and John has an enormous scary personality, but you
needn’t worry as neither of them will be there. You’re quite safe.’
‘You’re joking, aren’t you?’
‘About them not being there? No, really, they won’t
be.’
‘I meant about it being their apartment.’
Moyra butted in at this point. ‘She’s not joking. It’s
not a joke. It’s not funny.’
Renée chortled, and then became serious. ‘No,
darlings, it’s not a joke. John and I are old, old friends, from way back, long
before Vicky was a foetus. I did tell you, didn’t I? I must have mentioned John
dozens of times.’
‘Yes,’ I said, ‘but only as “John”, and that’s a
common enough name. And you said we were staying in an “old friend’s”
apartment. I had no idea it was a mega-celebrity old friend’s luxury penthouse
suite. Shit!’
‘Darling, stop worrying so much. We’ve kept in touch
over the years the way old friends do, and he lets me use the apartment
whenever I’m in Paris if he’s not using it himself. That’s all there is to it.’
‘So, you’re very good old friends, are you?’ I hoped
Moyra wouldn’t ask me to define precisely what I meant by “very good”.
‘The best, in every possible way. Now then—what would
you like to do once we get there? Galleries and suchlike, or shopping?
Touristy, or go all arty-farty and frequent disreputable bars, sipping absinthe
and smoking Gitanes?’
‘I don’t smoke.’ This was becoming an in-joke. If we
kept saying it in tandem even Moyra might find it funny, but then I had a
feeling she would keep repeating it for the sake of it and we’d have to stop
her.
‘I’d like to see the real Paris, and I don’t even know
what I mean by that,’ I said, ‘but certainly not the place I saw with Bill on
our honeymoon.’
‘I thought you honeymooned on Skye?’
‘That was honeymoon part one. It didn’t work out. Part
two was Paris, but it was no better.’
‘Do tell! I love honeymoons that don’t quite work out,
especially two-parters. Come on Frances, we’ve got the best part of an hour.’
‘All right, though it’s a sorry little tale.’
‘More sordid than sorry I hope.’
‘Not really. Gods, this was such a long time ago. Let
me think. Honeymoon number one. Started off okay, the drive up to the
Highlands, the ferry to Skye. The hotel was fine. Second day, pretty much
everything was going to plan, but then we met two brothers in the pub—Angus and
Euan. I don’t know how to describe them other than to say they were deep in the
soil. Not literally, but you know what I mean’
Moyra looked up and I had no idea how she was going to
take my words. If she asked me if they lived down a hole or a mineshaft, I
feared I would start giggling like a maniac, the wine still being in my system,
so I moved on quickly.
‘They told us their family had worked the same croft
for centuries, and it was ancient work, timeless, so Bill was interested in
them, bought them some drinks and got into conversation. He listened closely as
they told us about their lives and themselves, in slow voices, rich with music,
and this is going to sound silly, but I realised I was falling in love with the
younger brother—Euan—with his curls, and his gentle voice, but I was there with
my husband; we were on honeymoon. Can that really happen? Just one evening
listening to someone talk and you know you love them and always will?’
I looked helplessly at Renée. She smiled and shook her
head. She knew exactly what I meant. Moyra would take it all literally, but in
this instance, she’d be right to do so.
‘The brothers left us to have a game of darts. Bill
asked me if I was tired, and I wasn’t, I was the opposite of tired, I wanted to
run out of the pub and up a mountain in the moonlight, but I said it had been a
long day, and perhaps we should turn in. We went upstairs, and Bill talked enthusiastically
about sheep and maggots. I was repulsed. I don’t know what it was—when Euan and
Angus spoke about such things, I’d hung on their every word, but Bill? It was
all wrong, and I was terrified because this was my honeymoon, and I couldn’t
bear the sight of the man I had married. I said I wanted a bath, and I lay in
the water for ages so that by the time I climbed into bed he was snoring.’
Moyra nodded at this, and I started wondering about
her own marriage. I couldn’t see her in a sexual context at all, but I wasn’t
going to ask her about that now.
‘The next day we were out walking when we saw the
sheep heading down the mountainside. The men were whistling the dogs, and the
sheep were running, single file, perfectly controlled. Angus waved to us. Bill
waved back, but instead of going over and talking to the brothers, he told me
he wanted a drink, a cup of tea. It was early and we’d hardly been out any
time, but he pointed to the clouds, said it was going to be a filthy morning,
and for all their talk about grandfathers and heritage, this land really
belonged to nobody. He was being surly and bad-tempered. Having slept on it he
must have had a change of heart about these sons of the soil who last night had
been his heroes. Now he was seeing them as a threat, though how he could have
known what had happened inside my head, I have no idea. We hadn’t spoken much
at breakfast, but had he guessed what I’d been thinking? You know—that thing
where you’re thinking so much about someone you say or do the wrong thing, and
you never know you’ve done it? He was looking at me expectantly, needing me to
agree with what he’d just said, to say something about how we’re all guardians
of land, nobody can really own it, but I was thinking about Euan’s hands and
the way he narrowed his eyes when he threw a dart, the way it flew absolutely
true, his grin, the one hundred and eighty.’
‘Naughty girl,’ said Renée.
‘Naughty? No. Is love ever naughty?’
‘Well...’ she was trying so hard not to laugh, I
almost giggled myself despite the mundane tragedy of the tale I was telling.
‘Behave yourself, Renée. This is serious stuff. We
returned to the pub and ordered sandwiches even though it was only eleven
thirty. Bill had a pint, not tea after all. I didn’t want to drink. I watched
him lunge at his sandwich. You’ve seen him, Renée, the way he eats and eats.
That’s why he’s so big. Even back then he was stocky and strong. Don’t suppose
he’s ever been skinny. Loves his food too much. I don’t think the mermaid fed
him very well. I suspect she was one of those women who always tries to get
their husband to lose weight. He’d had a very dull first honeymoon in Cornwall,
or so he told me, and this time he’d wanted something far more exotic. He’d
tried to persuade me to consider the Caribbean, but I’d said no: Skye, please
let’s go to Skye! and he’d laughed, said I was cheap to run. I hadn’t much
liked the way he’d said that.’
I looked down at my dowdy jeans. Had I been the same
back then? As a teen, Levis and Wranglers had been out of my reach, so I’d
settled for badly fitting efforts from C&A, jingly-jangly flares with bells
sewn on. Ridiculous things. I still hadn’t managed to make jeans work properly
for me, despite living in the blasted things, but I kept trying. One day I’d
find the perfect pair.
‘Sandwiches,’ said Renée. ‘You were in the bar, having
an early sandwich. What happened next?’
‘I told him I was tired, and I wanted to lie down.
Bill said he felt like motoring round the island, and did I want to come? No, I
really, really didn’t. I needed to be alone, to think.’
‘He’ll have been disappointed,’ said Renée. ‘Sounds
like he was trying to fix the problem.’
‘You think? Perhaps. That didn’t even occur to me,
probably because my head was so full of Euan, I had no room for Bill and his
bloody car. He’s always loved his cars too much. After he’d gone, I put on warm
clothes and waterproofs and went out. There was no sign of the sheep or the
crofters. I walked along the seashore, climbing over the rocks. There were tiny
flowers in every nook and cranny, the grass was cropped short and I met a herd
of shaggy cattle. It was all so bloody beautiful. I thought perhaps this could
work after all, and I could be happy. Bill would come back and I’d tell him
about it, he’d listen, and he’d want to go to the places where I’d been. The
path took me above the meadows, and once I’d climbed a few hundred feet I could
see the distant Cuillin, and I yearned for them; they took my breath away. That
was why I’d wanted to come here on honeymoon in the first place. I’d wanted to
stand here with Bill and for him to see the same things, but he’d taken a
glance at the distant mountains that first afternoon and said they were among
the most dangerous climbs in the UK. He’d looked at them as if he wanted to
fight them rather than climb them. Jealous of mountains? Madness.’
But Moyra was nodding. ‘There have been more deaths on
the Cuillin than any other UK mountains.’
I carried on before she could give us the figures.
‘I walked inland, determined to climb something. I had
this need to climb, to get into the clouds, to lose myself up there. Can’t
really explain it.’
Moyra was staring at me. I think for once I was saying
something she could understand properly.
‘I set myself a target, and I don’t even know what the
mountain was called—and nor was it much of a mountain, more of a hillock, but I
was soon in the clouds and the wind got up, gusty, all I could hear was the mad
flapping of my cagoule—I felt like I was chasing a storm, and not in some
romantic way of following distant thunderheads that could create a deluge
worthy of measuring out cubits of wood to make an ark or anything like that—no,
this storm was of my own making, a maelstrom of love and hate, death and
transfiguration, sturm und drang;
that whole bollocky rubbish of need; that excruciating realisation that someone
else matters infinitely more than you do, that a whisper, a touch, a glance will mean the deadly
lightning strike that follows will come as a blessed release. It was such
nonsense, this whole love thing. I knew I should turn back, and not just from
the mountainside and the risk of dying of exposure—but from my increasing
obsession with Euan. It was raining hard by now and I was cold, I was crying,
and I knew Euan would never love me or even notice me; I would never feel the
weight of his arm across my shoulder, the warmth of his body. Then the
lightning struck the cairn on the next summit and I realised this was
dangerous, this “poor me” self-indulgence. I needed to get down. If Bill had
been with me, I would have prayed for him to twist his ankle between two rocks,
get struck by lightning and go up like a torch, screaming, and at the last
moment, to think of me and be sorry. But he wasn’t with me, he was tootling
around in a warm car, and now my blasted foot was stuck in a bog because I
hadn’t been looking where I was going. I could easily have pulled it out, and
it would have come with a squelch, but I didn’t. It had to stay there as a
punishment.
‘But I was cold, and I knew there would be a cup of tea
for me back at the hotel. So much for love and hate. Trumped by the mere
thought of a cuppa, I pulled my foot out and plodged back down to the village.
The rain eased off and it became almost pleasant. And then I saw something very
odd—a sort of portent. There was a decrepit old woman walking along with
something in her hand. At first, I thought it was a scarf with a stone sewn
into a corner, but as I got closer, could see it was a dead chicken with its
neck hanging down. She walked strangely. Her left hip hunched up, and when she
moved it protruded—she shuffled, wavered a little, shuffled a bit further and I
was counting her steps, one-two-three-four-five—she stepped on some wilted
flowers and crushed them, shuffled until they were brown and slimy. She looked
at the ground, picked up a stick, and I suddenly had a vision of her pushing it
up her nostril, but thank God she didn’t. She shuffled on, and the chicken’s
head was going flip-flop, flip-flop, and I felt dizzy. It was so bloody weird,
I can tell you. And I thought, that’s my future if I don’t pull myself
together. I couldn’t get that awful dead chicken and the lopsided woman out of
my mind.’
‘Horrid,’ said
Renée. ‘Poor you.’
‘Bill returned later that afternoon with a pair of
very expensive binoculars he’d bought. It was the one thing we’d forgotten to
bring. He was pleased with himself and showed me what the binoculars could do.
I didn’t tell him yes; I know full well what binoculars can do. They bring
things closer. That’s the theory. But I knew these wouldn’t work in that way.
We sat down to dinner and he had his usual hearty appetite. He ordered wine,
and this time I joined him. Afterwards, we went into the bar and the brothers
were there again. Bill was ready for them this time. He seemed to grow, he was
loud, and he was everyone’s best friend. Euan was small and slight, almost
ephemeral in contrast. I didn’t think he’d even noticed me, but Angus had—he
was grinning and nudging his brother. I had to look away. Bill was talking to
everyone, so the brothers were inevitably brought into our group which meant
Bill had them where he could see them and control them. Euan told us about the
swallows in the barn, the way they surged out into the blue. I could picture
them, and I wanted to hear more, but Bill changed the subject, injecting
testosterone into the conversation, and soon the men were talking about war.
Angus was telling Bill how you could use sheep dip to kill a man. Bill bought
them all drinks, round after round. Euan held his pint quietly, and I sipped my
wine. I decided to get very drunk, but in such a way that only I would know
it.’
‘Good luck with that,’ said Renée. ‘Did you manage?’
‘Probably not. Angus was talking about the hard
places, the darkest months, and it seemed he had done various tours of duty in
the army, but he’d been wounded and wasn’t going back. The other men were
respectful. Bill grew even taller, expanding his chest. I wanted him to explode
with the effort. I tried not to giggle, and I absolutely refused to catch
Euan’s eye. Eventually the evening came to an end, and I could escape to my
bath, hot and full of that foam that smells of roses—then I took Bill to bed
and I was warm and yes, I was very drunk, and all I was thinking about was
Euan. I don’t know if Bill could tell.’
‘Oh, the poor man,’ said Renée.
‘You think? He cut the honeymoon short, so I never did
get to go to the Cuillin, I never stood there with him, hand in hand, staring
out across the bracken as the sun went down and everything turned to gold; he
never gave me a chance to heal whatever wound it was that had opened between
us. We left the next day. He invented an excuse, something to do with a phone
call, an unexpected deadline. He’s good at that sort of thing. That blasted
phone. We drove away from Skye and the further we went the smaller he shrank
until by the time we crossed the border into England he was back to his normal
size, still solid, but no longer having to be so absurdly expansive. He cheered
up and suggested we go to Paris the following weekend to make up for leaving
Skye so soon, but you know, it was a silly idea, and I knew it couldn’t
possibly heal the rift. It must have been months before he felt even slightly
certain of me again.’
‘And Paris? How did that go?’ asked Renée.
‘Search me. I think we did the Louvre. Must have
looked at the Eiffel Tower. It was probably quite nice.’
‘Quite nice? That’s so sad.’
‘Bollocks to that. I don’t care that I don’t remember.
I’m glad. It means I can see the city now with fresh eyes. I don’t even remember
how we got there. Ferry I suppose. I don’t think we flew. It was a honeymoon,
so we must have made love, but the abiding image I have of my early married
life is Euan’s face, not Bill’s.’
‘Forever young, eh?’
‘Something like that.’
‘Still missing your farmer boy?’
‘I still think about him, yes. Rough hands, haystacks,
sheep dip... diesel fumes from the tractor.’
‘Tup and ewe, bull and heifer?’
‘Renée!’
‘But you still dream about him.’
‘Oh yes. And how. I can see his face even now; those
wide-set grey eyes, and I bet his father and grandfather before him, going back
generations had those wonderful eyes.’
‘But you hardly met him,’ said Moyra. ‘I don’t
understand how someone’s face is so important. Although –’
‘Yes?’
‘Dylan’s boil. That mattered.’
I could see Renée struggling to keep a straight face,
but luckily at that moment the announcement came for us to check-in. While
Moyra busied herself with organising the luggage—she was good at that—Renée
leaned into me and whispered, ‘You know, you are going to have to ask her about
Dylan’s boil. It’s a good story. Could well see us all the way to Paris.’
CHAPTER FIVE
There
was more queuing and standing around but finally we were through passport
control and could board the train. We sat around a table and I had my
instructions to ask about Dylan’s boil, but didn’t know how to begin. Renée
solved the problem. I’d forgotten how direct you could be with Moyra.
‘Moyra, tell Frances about Dylan’s boil. I know the
story, but she hasn’t heard it.’
‘I know,’ said Moyra, logically enough, and I thought
that might be it; that she’d need another nudge from Renée, but though Moyra’s
social skills might be odd, they were still there. She might have been on the
spectrum, but she was highly intelligent, and could function perfectly well in
this sort of conversation. Her occasional wry comments were humour, not
confusion.
‘I wanted Dylan to be like Alfred,’ she said.
‘Alfred?’ said Renée. ‘You’ve never mentioned him
before?’
‘He lives in my head.’
‘Aha! Okay, save Alfred for later. Let’s hear about
Dylan. He’s real.’
‘Alfred is real.’
‘Yes, my dear, but Frances wants to hear about Dylan.
Don’t you, Frances.’
She kicked me under the table.
‘Yes! Tell me about Dylan.’
‘All right. This happened two years ago. Dylan and I
were staying at a hotel in Capel Curig, and on the day in question had planned
to complete the eastern peaks of the Glyderau—Tryfan, Glyder Fawr and Glyder
Fach.’
‘Less geography please, darling,’ said Renée.
Moyra ignored her.
‘We parked close to Ogwen Cottage. The weather was
good, and we set out, with me walking behind Dylan, matching his steps pace for
pace, but it was difficult. He had his hat on back-to-front and I couldn’t bear
it. He had said it didn’t matter, but it did. When I explained the problem for
a second time, he smiled at me and carried on walking without adjusting the
hat. He often smiled when I was unhappy, and I don’t know why. The wrongness of
the hat was upsetting me and affecting my walking. My limp is worse when I’m
stressed. I was trying to correct by leaning my left foot in with each step,
pushing as far as I could without producing a counter-productive sprain. The
terrain was not easy, but I was managing.’
I remembered my anecdote about the limping old woman
on Skye and regretted it deeply.
‘We stopped for coffee at eleven o’clock and found two
rocks to sit on. There was a distance between us as there were no appropriate
boulders in a position that would have allowed for a more intimate
configuration.’
‘I do love an intimate configuration,’ murmured Renée.
I kicked her under the table. Moyra may have noticed, but she made no comment.
She was concentrating on her narrative as if it were a ritual she had to go
through.
‘I poured,’ she said. ‘Flask top for me, yellow beaker
for Dylan. I took his across and returned to my rock. He took his hat off and
scratched his head. I held my breath. He had a massive boil on the top of his
head. We had made an appointment for it to be lanced the following week because
the wrongness of it was incalculable. I wish it could have been dealt with
before we went away, but the doctor’s receptionist had said it wasn’t an
emergency. She was wrong. It was an emergency, for me. I was terrified Dylan
would scratch it too hard. He did, and I couldn’t stop him because our rocks
were too far apart for me to bat his hand away in time. His fingernail
punctured the boil. He stared at his wet finger and sniffed it. I waited for
him to lick it and taste it and the thought horrified me beyond anything I had
ever known, so I gripped my cup of coffee tightly and concentrated on the hot
plastic smell, taking a sip every few seconds. The coffee scalded my mouth and
I examined the pain. My tongue would later ulcerate, but that was a small price
to pay.
Dylan replaced his hat, the right way round this time.
I don’t know why he couldn’t have worn it that way all along. Now even the
rightness felt wrong. He wiped his fingers on his trousers and rummaged in his
pocket, bringing out a crumpled bag of toffees, something he always carried as
“emergency rations”. He proceeded to pull out a clump of conjoined toffees, but
he was holding them with the hand that had punctured the growth and I gagged at
the thought of the whitish sticky fluid on the toffees; I remembered the last
time we’d had sex, more than a year previously.’
Renée returned my kick under the table at this point
and our eyes met. Poor Dylan. He’d probably had no idea what he’d done, but my
sympathy was still with Moyra as I wouldn’t have fancied one of those toffees
either. Mind you, a man who carried a bag of toffees with him all the time had
to be nice. I held onto that and tried to warm to him.
‘He peeled one of the toffees off and put it in his
mouth and moved it around with his tongue. I could see it pressed against one
cheek and then the other, and each time it looked as if he had another huge
boil that moved from cheek to cheek. I had to look away. I felt ill.’
Renée and I exchanged a look and a wince.
‘The previous day, I’d seen a yellow thistle growing
out of a cliff. This had unsettled me. In my experience, thistles have purple
flowers, not yellow. I looked the plant up and it shouldn’t have existed this
far north. I’d asked Dylan what he thought, and he’d said, “What, dear? A
thistle?” and smiled at me. Always that smile. “Yellow,” I said, in case he
hadn’t heard, and he frowned as if he didn’t understand, but then he smiled
again and patted my arm. I drew away as I didn’t like him touching me. I don’t
know why I mentioned the thistle. It has nothing to do with the boil. I think
the colour. Yes, that was it. Yellow. That’s what made the connection.’
‘Doesn’t matter,’ said Renée. ‘Keep going. You were on
that walk up the mountains with the unpronounceable names, remember?
Elevenses?’
‘The names are easy to pronounce. I just showed you
how to do it.’
‘Yes, so you did. What happened next?’
‘We were three thousand feet up by this point and
could look out across the mountains to the sea, where the clouds were rolling
in, making their own landscape. It was beautiful but also terrifying because
they were never the same. I felt compelled to work out the best routes up the
cloud mountains, but it was impossible. They couldn’t remain motionless and
still retain their essential integrity. Each time I worked out a route, they
changed, and I failed yet again.’
I was astonished to see tears in Moyra’s eyes as she
described the clouds.
‘But Dylan was smiling at the view as if it were quite
ordinary. There was a kind of cognitive dissonance going on between the act of
smiling and the reason for the smiling on his part, and the receipt of the
smile and confusion of expectations on mine. It hurt.’
‘Tricksy things, smiles,’ said Renée.
‘Even for you?’
‘Yes. Even me. Even with just one other person. And in
a crowd? They can mean so many different things. Dinner parties. Oh, my dears,
the things I could tell you about dinner parties.’
I hoped she wouldn’t. I wanted to know how the story
of Dylan and the boil would end.
‘I knew what it would be like that evening in the
hotel,’ said Moyra. ‘It would be the same as all the other evenings. They
followed a pattern. Dylan would chat to the other hotel guests, saying nothing
of interest or importance. Someone would notice I wasn’t speaking and would try
to draw me into the conversation. It wouldn’t work. But at least I could sit
with Dylan. We could be a couple. Dylan didn’t talk to me much when there was
no one else around. He had understood my need for quiet times from early in our
relationship. Other things he hadn’t understood. The sex had been awful. Each
time I hoped it would be the last, but up in the mountains, so close to the
sky, I could almost imagine wanting it. There was one more peak to conquer
before we could return to the car. As we climbed the final stretch, I forgot to
turn my left foot inwards; I got into a rhythm, I hummed a tune, I followed Dylan’s
stocky legs, the tramp of his boots, left, right, left, right. Half an hour
later we had reached the top and the clouds had formed new peaks, and I needed
them so much I came close to collapse; I wanted to die in this air that smelled
so sweet it made a roaring in my head and I thought my skull might explode.’
‘Had you forgotten to take your
epilepsy pills? That’s not like you,’ said Renée.
‘I was on a new prescription and the dosage wasn’t
quite right, though I didn’t realise this at the time. Hence the small seizure.
Dylan was used to seeing me pass out. He knew what to do. I regained
consciousness lying on the heather in the recovery position. He was sitting
next to me, stroking the bilberry bushes, popping a berry in his mouth ever so
often. The smile I hated so much had gone, and he was looking sad. I was glad
to be reminded of the way his mouth could look in this mood, purple-stained
with berries, and his eyes, clear blue. But he looked up and was all jollity
again.’
‘Just trying to cheer you up, I expect,’ said Renée.
‘I didn’t need cheering up. But he still said,
“Feeling okay, pet?” I didn’t answer. This had happened before enough times for
him to know I would be dizzy and suffering from a headache. I lay still until I
felt well enough to get up and put on my rucksack. He offered to carry it. He
shouldn’t have done that. He should have known I didn’t want him to take it
from me. Isn’t that what marriage is supposed to be about? That sort of
intimate telepathy? I don’t know how it works, but it has to exist, or there is
nothing. Something in my face must have said this because he stepped back and
didn’t take the rucksack after all. There was a long drop and I wanted to jump.
Only the blue of his eyes stopped me and made me want to push him gently over
the edge instead, with kindness and a handful of bog myrtle leaves. On our
wedding day there had been flowers and the smell had been the sweetness of
lilies and the blue of his eyes. It had made me think it really would be all
right, being married, but then there had been the wedding night and while I
understood he had to do what he did to me, I hated the smell and the noises.
Straight afterwards, I was scrubbing myself clean of his smell in the shower,
and he came and joined me. There wasn’t much room and it was inconvenient. He
held me so tight I couldn’t move.
‘But we carried on. We were a couple, though I don’t
think we were a proper happy couple. Dylan grew fat and I couldn’t understand
how that great belly could be part of him when it hadn’t been there before. By
the time we reached the top of the mountain he was so big I couldn’t have
pushed him gently over the edge after all. I would have had to give him an
almighty shove. The thought amused me, so I grinned. I expected him to smile
back properly, but he looked at me in a way I didn’t understand, and for once
he didn’t smile. He put out a hand towards me. I have no idea why. I stared at
the hand. It looked warmish and dry, and it was his left hand, so it hadn’t
touched the lump on his head or the conjoined toffees. I thought about taking
that hand and giving it a sudden yank to over-balance him so that he would
tumble down the jagged mountainside, his head getting smashed, all remnants of
the boil destroyed. I was still looking at his hand when he spoke. “I’m so
sorry, love,” he said. I don’t know why he said that, but he withdrew his hand
and turned away and set off down the slope faster than I’d ever seen him move.
I stayed on the mountain, looking at the clouds. It was half past twelve and time
for lunch. I got out a packet of mixed nuts and raisins and chewed my way
through those. The flask coffee was still hot. There was a block of Cheddar
cheese, some fruit cake, two cherry tomatoes, a hard-boiled egg and a mini pork
pie. I think I’d loved Dylan the most on the occasions when he’d looked sad,
and once I’d tried to tell him that, but he hadn’t understood—he’d simply
smiled. Now he was gone, and I missed him. I shouldn’t have had to eat lunch on
my own. I bit into the pork pie. It was a good one; peppery, with
well-flavoured aspic. I enjoyed that.’
‘Good old Melton Mowbray. Drives the fastest pork pies
in the West,’ said Renée under her breath. Moyra ignored her.
‘Once I’d finished my lunch, I packed everything away,
and thought about the first time I met Dylan, alongside the River Tees, half a
mile upstream from Low Force. He’d been walking along the footpath ahead of me,
and I’d got into a rhythm, matching his steps. He stopped at a gate, and the
catch was stiff, so I caught up. I looked at his eyes because they were so
blue, and I hadn’t seen such blue eyes before. We discussed the difficulty of
the gate. Because we passed through together, we walked on together. It was
pleasant. He pointed out plants and birds and told me the names, which was useful,
as much of the flora of Teesdale is unique, and some of it was new to me. I
remember all the names. I have a very good memory. It’s the best thing I have.
At eleven o’clock. I told him we must stop for coffee and he didn’t say it was
too early or too late or inconvenient the way so many other people did in the
rambling club.
‘We took to walking together often. We didn’t always
talk, but we were pleasant with each other. When he asked me to marry him, I
agreed because it meant we would keep walking together for the rest of our
lives, and I needn’t be afraid of anything changing—and he had the bluest eyes
of anyone I had ever met. But on the top of the mountain, I was afraid again.
He had moved on. He had left me twelve minutes after I’d had a seizure and I
wouldn’t be able to catch up. There was no gate with a stiff catch on the
mountain. But irrespective of any health considerations, I was in the situation
I would have been in if the catch on the original gate had not stuck, if he’d
walked on and I’d never caught up with him. If I’d never married him. If we’d
never walked up mountains together. I looked down the slope and there he was, a
tiny figure far, far below, striding out along the path. It was nearly one
o’clock, and he hadn’t even stopped for his lunch.
‘The clouds swirled and re-formed and made new paths.
I watched them and tried to work out a route through them, but they kept
shifting, and I cried, not knowing what else to do. I had been part of a
couple, and I had been normal, or as close to normal as I ever could be. People
had looked at me and they hadn’t seen a peculiar woman on her own, they’d seen
a wife, Dylan’s wife. I didn’t know what I was supposed to be now. I would have
to return to the hotel. The receptionist wouldn’t know who I was on my own, so
I would have to tell her. She would be disgusted at the sight of this part
person, torn away from the fat man with the boil on his head. But the boil was
gone. He had burst it. People would be happy to see Dylan without his boil, but
not me. Not me without Dylan.
‘The next day I went and sat by Llyn Bochlwyd. It’s
where we had intended to go. I kept expecting to see him clambering down from
Bwlch Tryfan, and I worried in case he was still going too fast, tripping and
falling, as the terrain there is very rough, but I didn’t see him, and my eyes
were sore. I remembered the roughness
of his tweed jacket, his thick socks, the way he tied his walking boots. And a
cat he had picked up one day on a walk; the way it had closed its eyes and
rumbled with satisfaction when he held it close. There were no cats here, just
sheep and close-cropped grass. I checked out of the hotel the next day, though
Dylan had paid for us to stay the whole week. He’d packed his belongings and
left while I’d been on the mountain. Someone must have given him a lift, as the
car was still parked at Ogwen Cottage when I got down. I don’t know who that
was. I don’t know who drove him away.’
I thought Renée was going to
say something unforgivable in reply but thankfully she didn’t.
‘We’re not divorced,’ said Moyra. ‘I still have a
husband, but I don’t know where he is. I stopped walking after that and started
drawing instead. First it was clouds, because I knew them and I thought they
were safe, but they weren’t. I drew clouds and I drew the pathways and routes
through them, but I could never find Dylan. Then one day I saw a face in the
clouds, and it was Alfred, so I tried to draw him, and that hurt too. Each time
I draw it hurts, more and more, but I draw now, I can’t do anything else but
draw. I don’t understand the things I used to know, like the way Dylan’s mouth
used to look bruised when he crammed in too many blackberries. The paint on the
house is peeling and I don’t know how to fix that. I don’t know how to sweep
the floor anymore. Dylan’s not in the window seat, looking out. Alfred’s gone.’
CHAPTER SIX
‘Why “Alfred” specifically?’ said Renée. ‘Why that
name?’
Moyra
frowned and I thought she wasn’t going to answer. Eventually she said, ‘I had a
teddy bear called Alfred when I was very small.’
‘Oh, wonderful!’
said Renée. ‘I so love that you had a teddy bear. Tell us all about him.’
‘Can we have a
drink first?’ I said.
‘Shush, no. I
want to hear about Alfred.’
‘This is a
story about my father,’ said Moyra, who I supposed was still in a place where
she needed to say all these things. My drink would have to wait, but I wasn’t
sure this was a good idea. Moyra was perspiring, and it wasn’t hot. Could just
have been her age, but I thought it more likely she was getting over-stressed
with reliving these traumatic events.
‘We were at
sea,’ she said.
‘Literally?’
said Renée.
‘Yes. There
was a storm. The ship was foundering, women were talking about small things,
the men were telling each other that somebody had called the coastguard, we’d
live, we’d be fine, we could forget about ships, how they sink. Nobody
mentioned the broken spars.’
‘This sounds
more like a tea clipper,’ said Renée. ‘Or a Spanish galleon. How exciting!’
Moyra ignored
her, wisely, but I could understand Renée’s point, and I wondered what weird
recesses of Moyra’s imagination were being mined. I wasn’t sure we should let
her talk like this. She seemed to have lost touch with the reality of what had
happened. I wondered if she’d even been at sea.
‘I’m writing
all of this down, sorry Dad,’ said Moyra, talking to someone who wasn’t there.
‘You always called me a nincompoop, so I’m allowed. Alfred should be lying
beside me, filled up with sleep and want, and love—no, not you, Dad. This is
for Alfred alone. Shut up, Daddy. Go stare at the waves, ignore the falling
masts, the slap of the sails. Alfred is dreaming of sea serpents wrapping
themselves round the hull, squeezing the shattered timbers. The water foams
through the porthole like old shampoo.’
And then it
occurred to me that with her confessed recent obsession with drawing, she might
be describing an artwork, or a series of paintings. I relaxed and listened. My
own drawings were boring; perhaps I could learn something from Moyra’s
imagination.
‘It’s two in
the morning, there should be bright moonlight, a flight of dolphins. Next door,
an old man sits with his drowned wife. I stretch my arms out to gather
herrings. Fish know where to love, when to whisper Goodnight. You used to tell
me bedtime stories, but there’s a difference; the three bears are tunny fish,
clouds of cod are nibbling the mermaid’s toes; squid, cuttlefish and children
are drifting, kicking their tiny feet, chasing the sweetness of ink. Nobody
scrambles over the side to rescue them. I’m lost in a sea-fog, you’ve fallen
into a trench, I’ll follow shortly, but for now, I’ll stay alone in this trough
of water. You tore Alfred’s head off when I was so small.’
‘No!’ said
Renée. ‘Poor Alfred!’
‘There’s a
harbour somewhere, with safe mooring. I watched as you went on dying, lasting
too long. I practised hate. I hated the lobsters, the mermaids, the sirens,
hated the kittiwakes, great auk, krill, the wandering barnacles, clams.
Listen—rescue is coming, the door clicks open. Alfred drops down the chimney.’
She stopped
speaking. We waited, but nothing happened.
‘Coffee?’ said
Renée.
‘I’ve never
drawn coffee,’ said Moyra, and she flashed one of her rare smiles, but I was
thinking about endings, about the awful sadness of such things, and I didn’t
even want a drink any more, but neither did I want to get lost in Moyra’s kind
of madness. She seemed to be living with a massive weight of fear. I couldn’t
begin to comprehend it.
‘The other
day,’ I said, ‘I was hanging out the washing, and it wasn’t as dry as it should
have been, I don’t know, blocked filter or something—but everything was
wringing wet. It was windy, so should have been good for drying, but I was
stretching up for the line and the wind kept whipping it away. I nearly lost
one of Bill’s shirts, and I was squinting up in frustration. The sun was too
bright, so I started swearing at it, then a great white sheet thwacked me
across the face, and it was damp as buggery. I grabbed a corner, and suddenly I
was miles away from the chores, the endless laundering for an ungrateful slob.
I stood there like a gumby for I don’t know how long, but then I dropped a
handful of pegs on the ground and couldn’t bend down to pick them up or I’d
have lost the line which would have meant starting again from the end, or
trying to hook it back with the pole Bill made all those years ago with his
hands—and something broke.’
‘The pole?’
‘No, not the
pole. Me. I was sobbing at the memory of his hands and how he used to stroke my
belly when I was pregnant—but the wind cut through my thoughts, and I wanted to
hammer a nail through his blasted hands and watch the blood erupt out of them.’
‘Frances!’
said Renée.
‘Sorry, but I
did. The line flapped back and caught my hair; it tugged me back to reality and
I felt old and crooked and hag-like. Bill would never touch me again the way he
once did. Love disappears, just as you think you’ve caught it. And then it’s
too late.’
Moyra nodded.
She might not have known precisely what I was saying, but she could exhibit a
high level of empathy.
‘Oh, my dear,’
said Renée, and she reached across and touched my hand. ‘But you’ve had good
times too? I remember you went to Ireland not so long ago. You said the place
was beautiful.’
‘The place,
yes.’
‘Cliffs of
somewhere or other, wasn’t it?’
‘Moher. Yes,
last ditch attempt to go somewhere nice and make something work. I followed
Bill all the way to the Hags Head. I was the hag, he was the—I don’t know what,
but not the romantic hero I wanted him to be.’
‘You’re not
remotely hag-like, darling.’ Renée patted my hand.
‘Thank you.
But I have a certain haggishness at times, I’m afraid. Oh, Renée, you should
see the place. So unutterably lovely. The rock formations are supposed to
resemble a woman’s head looking out to sea. I’d brought my watercolours, but
the weather was vile, so the paints were back at the cottage. Bill had wanted
to go alone, to write. He was blocked at home, hence the trip—or so he said. He
hadn’t wanted me along, but I’d insisted. The entity that was Bill and Frances
was in crisis yet again, and he was slipping away. I’d told myself that this
was a last-ditch attempt for us not to kill each other, but Bill had no idea of
any of this. He kept himself amused looking at maps and spending hours emailing
people from his laptop, though he claimed he was researching the area. Unlike
him, I really had. I’d read up on how Mal, the old hag, had fallen for Cú
Chulainn and chased him all the way across Ireland. He stayed ahead by hopping
across the sea stacks like stepping-stones. She lost her footing and was dashed
to her death against the rocks below. I’d already peered over the edge. It was
wild as buggery down there. She wouldn’t have had a hope of surviving, but she
wouldn’t have wanted to either. Not without him.’
I picked up my
gloves and played with them.
‘I used to
have this theory that if someone is in love with you, it can last forever so
long as you keep still enough and stay the same—but you can’t stay the same.’
‘What about
“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds”?’ said Renée.
‘That’s all
very well, but do you really believe it?’
‘Yes. Yes, I
do.’
‘I wish I
could, but it doesn’t fit with my experience. Bill never wrote me into his
stories because I never meant enough to him. Maybe if I’d kept still—it’s like
the way you can’t paint someone if they’re fidgeting all the time, they have to
keep absolutely still so you can understand them perfectly.’
‘Not so sure
about that,’ said Renée. ‘What about the dynamism? The personality? You don’t
get that if someone’s completely still all the time.’
Moyra nodded in
agreement.
‘Anyway, Bill
had said he needed to go to Ireland because he had an idea for a series of
interlocked stories. He hadn’t wanted me with him because he didn’t want me in
his stories.’
‘Did he say
so?’
‘No, but it
was obvious. He said I’d be bored, but I insisted on coming, so I was there,
and I was going to be shattered into a thousand bloody pieces at the base of
the cliffs while he looked the other way, too busy thinking about the next
story. That’s when I started having imaginary conversations with him.’
‘Like me and
Alfred,’ said Moyra, nodding slowly.
‘Maybe. I
liked talking to an idealised Bill, one who really got me. One who looked at me
and saw me.’
‘One who lived
in a romantic novel?’ said Renée. ‘Who would put his arms round you and pull
you close, with the two of you staring out to sea, all grey and blustery and
beautiful?’
‘Yeah, except
in reality, he would be pushing his hands into his pockets and stomping away.’
‘While you
looked out to sea and watched the clouds rolling in from the West, heavy with
grief?’
‘Renée! Stop
taking the Mickey. I’m serious here. This hurt.’
‘I know.
Sorry.’
‘But there
were, indeed, clouds, and they were heavy. We were getting soaked. One time
when we were out and I was feeling windswept and romantic, Bill muttered
something about idiocy and fucking awful weather and walked back to the car,
head bent, one splodging foot after the other. He was no Cú Chulainn vaulting
between rock stacks. I stayed out with Mal the Hag. She was still crashing
about in the waves beneath my feet, being shattered time and time again on the
jagged rocks. It was too cold to stand still for long. I saw a seagull lose its
footing and tumble off the cliff. It recovered, but I knew I wouldn’t if I
tried the same thing. I wasn’t brave enough. I would get back to the cottage
unharmed and we would drive back to Dublin and get the ferry to Holyhead. We
wouldn’t speak. This had been our last chance and we’d blown it, wordlessly.
‘That’s where
the imaginary Bill butted in and said, Not
necessarily. There were two versions of Bill: the Bill in my head, who I
dreamed about, who I talked to all the time, and oh God, I did love that
version—and the real Bill, stomping back to the car, cold and bedraggled and
annoyed. I needed to reconcile the two, but the imaginary Bill told me not to
try, and I agreed there was little point. He said that wasn’t what he’d meant,
and we had a long conversation and—I don’t remember it, but I know it was
comforting, even if it made me cry. I have these discussions in my head, and I
get lost in them, but they give me something to hold onto, something to live
for.
‘I waved
goodbye to Mal the Hag. History is always biased towards the Cú Chulainns of
the world, but the Mals could have had much more fun if only they’d been allowed.
What’s that sport called where you scramble round the base of cliffs, half in
and half out of the sea? That’s what she’d been doing for centuries, when all
Cú Chulainn did was hop from one stepping-stone to the next like a good little
boy, careful not to get his toes wet.
‘That
evening, we ate in the pub. Bill had a huge steak and Guinness pie, and I had
colcannon, because this was Ireland, so I was going to eat colcannon even
though I didn’t know what it was. We shared a bottle of Merlot, which didn’t go
too well with either meal. Bill chewed with his usual enthusiasm, and I knew I
still loved him, but it was such a waste of love. Something got stuck between
his teeth and he picked at it with a fingernail. He could have had a log stuck
between his front teeth and he wouldn’t have been bothered. I was off in a
daydream seeing how large an object he could have stuck between his teeth
before he noticed, when he spoke, the real Bill, not the made up one. “God’s
sake, Frances,” he said. “What’s the matter with you? Isn’t that any good?” He
asked me if I’d wanted the pie after all, and when I said no, he said, “You
sure? You can have some. Plenty here. That colicky mush looks disgusting.” to
which I replied it was very nice, and he said, “Suit yourself,” so I had to go
on eating the disgusting mush for appearances’ sake. Bill finished and wiped
his mouth roughly with the napkin—I could hear it rubbing against his bristles.
He hadn’t shaved that evening. I still wanted to kiss him, even with the risk
of bristle burns. He looked round for the dessert menu. I knew he’d choose
something huge and slurp it down as if it were a personal challenge. Everything
he did was so much larger than life, but so petty at the same time. It was a
pudding! It didn’t matter!’
‘Oh, these
things, they do, they do,’ said Renée, laughing.
‘Apparently
so. He put in his order and didn’t even ask me if I wanted anything. And I was
just preparing to cry, when he did ask me after all. I was so cross—I was
always building up these ideas of him, only for him to subvert them. I asked
for crème brulée, despite knowing I’d get all worked up, anticipating that
moment when I cracked the caramel with my spoon—but would they know how to make
it properly here? We drank the rest of the Merlot and the dregs were bitter and
gritty. Bill ordered another bottle, Chilean Pinot Noir this time, and it was
horrible; it tasted of tar and eucalyptus and was paralyzingly strong. The
desserts arrived. His was a massive steaming turd of a sticky toffee pudding.
Mine was small and I couldn’t believe how promising it looked. I was close to
crying again, this time at the anticipation of the crackle and crack of the
back of my spoon on the top. I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I was like a
statue, poised.’
Moyra was
scribbling away furiously in her sketch book. I wondered if she was doing a
lightning portrait of me poised to crack my pudding, or maybe it was me jumping
off the cliffs in despair. I hoped it was the former, but I suspected the
latter after what she’d said about pushing Dylan off the mountaintop. I was
beginning to see there was something apocalyptic about Moyra.
‘Bill didn’t
say anything, so I addressed him in my head, complained about how he was
wolfing down his pudding, asked him if nobody ever fed him any puddings when he
was a little kid, and he said, no, they didn’t, so I told him, No pulling at the heart strings, puhlease, and
he just laughed, delighted, and told me to try my pudding—so I did. I gave it a
thwack with the back of my spoon and the crust shattered, gloriously, and I
looked up at him and the real Bill grinned back. And because of that, and only because of that, we somehow
survived the Irish trip. The real and the imagined Bill had become one, but it
only lasted a few seconds. That’s all I’ve had to live on ever since. We came
back home, and the real Bill found someone new to write into his stories. There
have been many new people—women—for him to write into his stories.’
‘Oh darling.
No. Really?’ said Renée.
‘Yes. But I
can hardly blame him, can I, not after Euan.’
‘From what you
say, nothing happened with Euan.’
‘Nothing
physical, true, and we hardly spoke to each other, but Bill saw how I looked at
him. It set a precedent. After a while, inevitably, he started looking at other
women, especially after Jessie was born and I went psychotic with the baby
blues. Eventually it was more than just a look. He didn’t try to hide what he
was doing. Mostly I was okay with it as it didn’t seem to make any difference
to our marriage, but there was one—Josie—who I’d known at mother and toddler
group. Only she’d been a toddler, not a mum. Now she was grown up. He didn’t
realise it was the same kid who used to have sleepovers with our Jessie. I was
completely invisible by then as far as he was concerned.’
‘I doubt that
very much,’ said Renée.
I ignored her.
‘You know what I wanted to do? I wanted to return to Aillte an Mhothair, I
wanted to stay in that cottage again. I have this dream that I ask Mal if she’s
still being dashed to smithereens on those rocks below, and whether I can join
her. Great swathes of clouds roll in, the sea roars beneath my feet, gulls
scream overhead. I turn round and see a man striding across the promontory,
maybe doing a little hop now and then as if jumping from one stepping-stone to
another. He stretches out his arms to me. But then he’s not there. I want to go
back to the car, to find Bill sitting there, but the car’s empty. I say bye-bye
to Mal, tell her I won’t be joining her after all unless some great gust of
wind lifts me up and lobs me into the sea just for the hell of it. In real
life, lovelorn hags can’t escape their lot by being swept away into the sea.
That’s the realm of Victorian melodrama. The reality is far bleaker. Oh God! We
really did talk to each other, right at the beginning, on that gorgeous beach
up at Bamburgh where our dogs fell in love. But that was a long time ago, and
now the reality is that Bill’s been having affair after affair with leggy,
clever-looking girls, with their ways of doing secretive smiles at people. Men
look at them all the time, waiting for that little action to light up their
day. Now look at me. Compare and contrast. Hag, remember? Scruffy. Short of
stature, but if I wear heels I fall of and sprain my ankles. Oh God, what does
it matter.’
‘Frances!’
said Renée. ‘Stop this! You’re lovely.’
‘I’m not, but
you’re kind. Thank you.’
And then,
somehow, we had reached Paris—Moyra leapt straight into baggage-handler mode
and got us organised in no time, which was useful because I was in a world of
my own and was of no use to anybody.
PART TWO
CHAPTER
SEVEN
We arrived at John Stephenson’s apartment by taxi even
though it was only a short walk from the station. Renée was in full diva mode
by now, and as Parisian as was humanly possible—I hadn’t noticed her touching
up her makeup, but she must have done it somewhere, presumably in the loo on
the train. Moyra didn’t comment on how Renée was looking or acting, but Moyra
finds everyone’s behaviour a mystery, so for her nothing essential had changed.
I didn’t know what I was doing with them. I wanted to go home. Paris was
horrible, I was going to be bored, it would be like the second honeymoon all
over again—but without Bill this time.
The front of
the building was elegant with period stonework, the lobby like an exclusive
hotel, all deep carpets and understated elegance. I was acutely aware of my
shoes which laced all the way down to my toes for added comfort. Thank God they
weren’t done up with comfortable flaps of velcro but give me another five years
and they might be. Renée must have been in those heels all day, but in London I
hadn’t noticed them. Here, they came into their own, and it wasn’t the shoes
themselves, but the way she walked in them with her trademark Monroe wiggle. I
shouldn’t knock it; she looked fabulous, and genuinely happy, as if this were
her spiritual home. We entered the incredibly grand-looking building and went
up in a walnut-panelled lift, emerging on a floor which apparently belonged in
its entirety to the Stephensons. Renée unlocked the door, opened it with a
flourish, and led us in.
And that’s
when Vicky Stephenson knocked us straight back out again—not literally, as she
wasn’t there in person, but an immediate battle was being waged between the
chic perfection of Renée’s Parisian persona, and the wild fury of Vicky’s
paintings—monstrous great erotic canvases that shouldn’t have worked at all in
that elegant space, but dear God, they did, and they made me realise what a
pretender I was when it came to art. I could never dream of being able to paint
like this. Everything about the paintings was huge. I didn’t have the words for
it. Vicky’s personality must have been even more extraordinary and far scarier
than I’d been led to believe from the photographs and articles I’d seen in
magazines and on the internet, where she gave the impression of being slightly
distant and mad and with a touch of the Goth about her. Here she was something
else, something ferocious and sexually voracious. I hoped never to meet her. I
would be subsumed.
Renée stood
there in all her glory, willing the paintings to bow down to her, but they
never would. Moyra on the other hand was taking it all in her stride. She had
walked over to the first picture and was examining a portion of it in minute
detail. She stepped back a few paces and nodded.
‘These are
good.’
‘No, this is good,’ said Renée, as she opened
the shutters onto a magnificent view of the Paris skyline. The sun was low, and
she was side-lit. She looked amazing, and I’m sure she knew it. I wondered how
often she had stood there, and whether she had been with John Stephenson at the
time. I couldn’t imagine she would pose like that for Vicky.
‘Tell me about
Mr Stephenson,’ I said. I couldn’t bring myself to call him “John”. ‘How did
you two meet?’
‘Oh that?
Ancient history. Dinosaurs roamed the earth, a comet struck, we met, we fell
into bed. As one does.’
No, one
doesn’t, but I didn’t stop her.
‘We moved on,
we had affairs, he veered into marriages, so we necessarily drifted apart for
long periods of time. Didn’t see each other for ages after he’d left Emma.’
‘Emma?’
‘His first
wife. A dear girl. I adored her. She was so hurt by the things that little
bitch Vicky said to her, she ran straight into the arms of a motor mechanic,
would you believe. After John Stephenson! The poor darling. The two of them
moved to the seaside to make babies and patch up clapped out old exhaust pipes.
Such a waste. I hope it worked out for her, but after John, and given that she
had such dysfunctional parents, I don’t know.’
‘Dysfunctional?’
‘Yes. Long
story. I won’t bore you, but reading between the lines, I’m sure there was some
bullying going on there.’
‘So,
you think—with John?’
‘Lordy
no. I’m sure Emma didn’t do a history repeating itself thing and abuse him in
anyway, or vice versa, but she’d had a difficult upbringing, very few
boyfriends, always shy and awkward around men, and that was why it was so
utterly tragic that when finally she had a man who was perfect for her, who
loved her to distraction, that a few sour words from Vicky would destroy it
all. Emma and Vicky knew each other, you see. They’d been students together,
and Emma trusted her completely. I don’t know exactly how it happened, as Emma
didn’t want to say and there was no way Vicky would have told me, but Emma ran
off with a motor mechanic to a little coastal village in Northumberland to pop
out baby after baby after baby. Such a waste. She was so good for John and he
was perfect for her.’
‘She may well
be very happy for all you know.’
‘I refuse to
acknowledge the possibility,’ said Renée, with a chuckle.
‘But what
about you and John?’
‘We had a
quite delicious early history, my dears, but then we drifted apart until I
bumped into him years later, quite randomly, in the garden at Chatsworth. After
we’d done the cheery “Gosh, fancy seeing you here,” thing, it was clear to us
both that the years didn’t matter, only the pain, only the waste. The
conversation stumbled to a halt, and that never happens with me.’
‘True.’
‘Then he
dropped a bombshell. Told me there had been an occasion, years and years ago,
when I’d said, “Yes, I’ll stay.” I don’t remember ever saying that, but he said
he panicked and ran. Chatsworth is so beautiful, but after his confession, I
couldn’t start talking about roses or anything, that would have been absurd.
The only sound was the wood pigeons. Funny how their call is so like cuckoos.
These things we say, we throw them away as if they don’t matter. “I’ll stay.”
Why did I ever say that? I’ve never stayed with anybody. We walked on, slowly,
both lost in thought. When we were younger, life was about hurrying; but not
anymore. Now we could potter round this half-warm garden in June and find a
pocket of sunshine, but the warmth was dangerous and full of memories. He
smiled at me, and I remembered that smile, I remembered kissing it over and
over. It was all too sad, my dears. This growing old, these memories, these
beautiful people that we want to stay the way they always were. I was sure the
sun would go behind a cloud any minute, there would be a chill in the air and
we’d say something about how funny it was to meet up again after all these
years, and we’d be awkward and then we’d say we had to go, we were with people,
needed to catch up, and neither of us would say “Stay in touch” because we’d
both dread the idea of doing any such thing. I used to have a little
subterfuge, a little game I used to play that I called “the pausing kiss”. A
terrible thing my dears, really awful, but I would stand with my head tilted
back, waiting, timing it to perfection. But then one day I had to wait a second
too long, and that was the day I feared my little tricks and games had
succeeded in manipulating me out of his love completely. I didn’t want to waste
these few precious moments I had left with him; I didn’t dare say anything that
would take us back to the old arguments, and my dears, we did used to argue.
Then we came upon a mechanical tree, a lovely thing, with water pouring out of
its branches like the last of love escaping.’
‘I know that
tree,’ I said. ‘It’s exquisite.’
‘Isn’t it?
Heartbreakingly lovely workmanship. Imagine a man making something like that
for you. Just imagine.’
Moyra frowned.
I wondered what was going through her head. She would be attempting to follow
the instruction. Moyra was always trying so hard to do what people wanted her
to do.
‘There was a
rumbling beneath our feet,’ said Renée. ‘I asked if it was thunder, and I
looked to him because thunder frightens me, and he knows it does—there had been
a day once, and a storm and him holding me, but now he was so much older, and I
had lived so long knowing he would never hold me again, so I couldn’t bear the
possibility. Half a dozen sparrows were chirping and fluttering around.
Something startled them and they flew off. There was a pebble on the ground,
some sort of pink granite, it looked out of place. My magpie eyes were darting
around, desperate for distractions. I could smell the storm in the air. The
water in the fountain—it must have worked by gravity—was this limestone
country? I didn’t know. John would have known. He was always interested in what
things were made of, whether his beloved antiques or the land itself. That was
always his area, I didn’t take an interest. I lived my own life, and darlings,
you know what that’s like.’
She smirked,
and it was funny how she was suddenly the Renée we knew—during her
reminiscences she’d seemed to be someone else entirely. But then she was back
in her memories.
‘There was a
flicker of light and the thunder rumbled again, closer. I hadn’t brought an
umbrella. It had looked so nice that morning. I shivered, but there was a gap
between us of at least two feet—’
I thought of
Moyra and Dylan sitting on their separate boulders on a mountaintop.
‘—and I didn’t
know how to cross it to get to him. A fox barked in the distance. I thought it
was unusual to hear them at this time of day and I said something of the sort,
some rubbish. It was probably a dog not a fox at all. What does a fox bark
sound like anyway? I don’t know. But the thunder had startled it. A flock of
birds rose up from the distant trees, and we discussed them, saying how they
were jackdaws most likely, but they could have been starlings, so hard to tell
at that distance, and I thought, what are we doing? Neither of us has any
interest in birds. But then the sparrows were back, and they were so very
young—fluffy—soft little things, so fragile. They broke my heart, and I
thought, they’d better bloody survive. I was going to invest my entire being in
making sure they survived. He said we’d best be getting back. Downpour on its
way. He was being kind, but the distance between us was increasing. I took one
last look at the sparrows and whispered “Goodbye”. I felt sick. There was a
crack of thunder almost overhead and I grabbed his arm. He turned quickly and
his other arm came round me, held me very, very tight.’
She smiled at
the memory.
‘And that, my
dears, was that. We re-kindled our old friendship, and it didn’t take long
before I had the keys to this place, though of course I tend only to use it
when he’s away.’
‘I’m sure you
do,’ I said, doubting that very much. ‘And Vicky?’
‘Horrible
bloody cow. I’ve met her on a number of times and have had to be bitingly
polite, though I don’t think she’s appreciated the effort. She’s so tied up in
these bloody great things.’
Renée’s
elegant arm swept past the huge paintings in what I could only describe as a
magnificent sneer.
‘I like them,’
said Moyra. I’d almost forgotten she was there.
‘Moyra, my
love,’ said Renée, ‘you’re priceless. Tell you what; let’s go and eat and drink
and live and absorb this wonderful city and we’d best watch Frances as she is
going to get very drunk very quickly.’
‘I am not!’
‘We’ll
see.’
We spent all of five minutes doing a rudimentary
unpacking, and then we were out, determined to enjoy ourselves. We stopped at
the nearest bar and of course Renée managed to get us served immediately with
her impeccable French. Moyra sat stiff and upright, clearly uneasy.
‘Alfred
came to Paris once,’ she said under her breath, as if to assert that the
language that made her comfortable was English, but she wouldn’t expect anyone
to respond. I had to think for a moment. Was I supposed to know Alfred? Oh yes.
Her imaginary friend, an avatar of a long-ago headless teddy bear, now
transmogrified into some sort of a version of her husband. I suppose the
missing head meant it couldn’t have a boil where Dylan’s had been.
‘Do
tell!’ said Renée. ‘I’ve been dying to hear more about the delectable Alfred.’
‘The
Café-hotel Au Bon Coin lies between
the Rue Arthur Rozier and the end of
the world,’ said Moyra, and her accent was impeccable as she said the names.
I vowed never
to attempt to say anything in French as long as we were on foreign soil.
‘Alfred was
here once,’ said Moyra. ‘The fur hat he wore to keep his thoughts warm and
steady, was weighing him down. His head was too hot. He was trying to
remember.’
Our drinks
arrived and we each took a sip. Okay, so the bear, Alfred, still had a head at
this point. I couldn’t make out if he, or it, was like my alternate Bill, an
unrealistic version of Dylan, or if he was something else entirely. I’d thought
I’d more or less got to grips with how Moyra’s mind worked, but this Alfred
stuff was confusing, and it felt unhealthy.
‘There was a
telephone number in the window,’ said Moyra, ‘but he had no need of Coca Cola
and didn’t know what else they could provide.’
‘Champagne?’
said Renée. ‘I really do think the dear old fellow could have phoned for some
champagne if he was in Gay Paree.’
Moyra looked
at her and frowned.
‘No,’ she
said.
‘What
happened?’ I said, despite myself. ‘Go on, Moyra. Don’t mind Renée.’
‘All he could
see was the reflected monotones from the gutter. I’ve painted this.’
‘Aha!’ said
Renée. ‘Alfred is your muse. These are your paintings. Excellent.’
‘I don’t know
about that. I don’t understand muses in the modern sense of the word. I painted
him because he lay in the gutter once.’
‘And saw
stars?’
‘Renée do stop
interrupting,’ I said, but it didn’t seem that Moyra minded. She was lost in
her memory of the paintings or the person or even the teddy bear which may or
may not have had its head ripped off by her father.
‘He picked up
his bags and shuffled on, and because he was no longer looking at the plate
glass, he couldn’t see his reflection, so didn’t know how the moonlight picked
out the white hairs that sprouted from his ears. Dylan had white hairs
sprouting out of his ears.’
‘How lovely,’
said Renée. ‘Frances, you’ve finished your drink, and that will never do. We
must keep you topped up.’
I put my hand
over my glass, but she pushed it away with a smile and filled the glass again
with not too much that I would raise an objection, but more than I could finish
in just a few sips.
Moyra noticed
her drink for the first time. She stared at the glass, picked it up and wiped
some of the condensation off the outside of the glass by drawing a double helix
with her fingertips, and I have no idea how she did that, but I instinctively
knew she’d be the sort of person who could stand in front of a blackboard and
draw a perfect circle.
She put her
glass down and Renée filled it to the brim. Moyra frowned at it, hesitated,
then rummaged in her bag for her sketch book and a pencil. Within moments a
shape was there, a person, but I couldn’t quite make him out.
‘Is that
Alfred?’ I said.
‘No. It’s Goya’s
grandmother.’ Moyra was deadly serious.
‘Of course it
is,’ said Renée under her breath.
‘She bends and
shakes her hair,’ said Moyra, narrating her picture as she drew more lines. ‘A
white owl flops in front of her face; behind her, a serpent’s tail writhes and
coils down her back until it slips inside her black dress. Her cat grins and
bats at stars with one fractured paw while the other rakes and harrows the soil
till the earth’s scars break open and bleed.’
‘Heavens,’
said Renée. ‘I really think Goya’s grandmother needs to wait for another day.
Tell us another Alfred story. I think I could grow quite fond of the old
fellow.’
I felt
differently. I didn’t think talking about “Alfred” was doing Moyra any good.
Normally she was so logical and straightforward, but Alfred, or the wine, or
something, was taking her into a dark place where perhaps she shouldn’t have
been going.
‘He hasn’t
seen the sky for twenty years,’ said Moyra, ‘not since they took him away. They
said, “But look out of the window!” He looked, but it wasn’t sky, it was stars
and nebulae. He longed for grey and blue and salmon pink and cumulo-nimbus,
alto-stratus. Clouds. They gave him a cup of tea, but it came from a
replicator, and wasn’t tea any more than the cosmos was sky. Alfred said he was
sorry, but would they please slip something toxic into his supper. He missed
the sky and the clouds so very much.’
Moyra
took a huge swig of her wine. Renée made a move to top her glass up again, but
I stopped her. I wondered if I should stop Moyra talking as well as drinking,
however entertaining Renée might be finding it all, but stopping her might have
been impossible. She was speaking very quietly now, and we had to strain to
hear her.
‘Chaos erupted
on the northernmost reaches of the planet, its core shook and quivered with
pulses of magma. Pumice flew from the surface, pluming up beyond the seven
circling moons, beyond the crown nebula, beyond the wind-whipped reaches of
Sol, beyond comprehension, but I couldn’t reach Dylan.’
‘I thought
this was about Alfred?’ said Renée.
I shushed her.
‘All I could
do was sit there, crackle-glazed like a rack of roast lamb, tucked into a
crater when everyone else had left but that was okay, that was how I liked it.
“The loneliness of the long-distance cosmonaut”.’
She looked at
her glass, picked it up, put it down slightly to the left, picked it up again,
put it down slightly to the right, repeat, repeat, repeat.
We sat very
still for a long time. Then Renée laughed, but it was a warm laugh. ‘Honestly Moyra,
you should be writing short stories as well as painting. Get out of your
spaceship and into Paris.’
‘No.
Alfred’s stuck out there and it’s such a long way home.’
Moyra grinned unnervingly, presumably having made some sort of a joke
that we didn’t get. She got up from the table and marched away—we panicked for
a moment, but she was just going to the toilet.
‘Phew!’ said Renée.
‘Phew indeed.’
‘But you can see why I like her.’
‘She’s fascinating. Has she painted all those pictures? Of Alfred, or
Dylan, or whoever it really is?’
‘Do you know, I have no idea, but if she hasn’t, she should. I’ll have
to have a word with John. Who knows what he could do for her.’
Moyra came back to the table and we stopped talking about her. She was
silent now, but she didn’t appear to have regretted speaking as she had. We had
asked her about Alfred, and she had told us, and perhaps it had been good for
her. I wondered about Dylan, and whether he would ever come back to her, and
what Moyra would do if he didn’t—how she would make her life work. It sounded
as if Renée had plans to turn her into a successful artist, which may have been
the real reason for our trip to Paris. Was John Stephenson really away for
weeks as she’d claimed? I sincerely hoped so. If he was due back and this was a
setup to get him and Moyra to meet, then I was playing gooseberry and I’d
sooner be anywhere else. I absolutely did not want to meet him. I missed Bill.
We could have gone off somewhere and… I didn’t know. We never went off and did
anything. But I wanted my Bill, I wanted to sit with him on the sofa and have a
cuddle, I needed him so much all of a sudden, I’d be wailing if I didn’t watch
out. Must watch my alcohol consumption—I was turning into a mad old bat staring
at an empty absinthe bottle, fated never to be painted by Manet or anyone else.
Fucking invisible. Shit. I needed the loo. Felt awful. Frances, stop drinking
so much. You can’t take it. Paris, stop being fucking Paris. City of love. Fuck
off.
When I got back from ladies’, having splashed my face with cold water
and forced myself to be reasonably sober, the other two were standing up ready
to go. Renée said it looked like rain, so we’d best be heading back. She put
her hand on my arm, and I wasn’t sure why until she said I’d been doing my
leaning tower of Pisa impression and she was afraid I might break something or
someone. She was laughing at me, and I was cross, but she was justified. She
steered me towards the door and out into the street, and yes, it was going to
rain, there was that distinctive smell in the air.
She
led us back by a strange route, the “real” Paris she said, off the tourist
track. It was dirty and wound through alleyways that in my sozzled state seemed
to contain all the lost pieces of my life—I’m sure I saw a slot machine rocking
horse, barrels of beer, square planters with dying shrubs. I shook my head and
it sloshed about alarmingly. Above me, the unholy clouds were threatening and
in the weird light it looked like a river of urine was trickling past my feet—but
that could well have been real. A man staggered past, oblivious of us, and he
smelled of stale fish, smoke, and sewage, his shoes didn’t have any laces, and
I didn’t know how anyone could live like that, but maybe when his organs
finally failed he would smell of acacia blossom. The thought sustained me. I wrinkled my
nose and followed Renée and Moyra under an arch, past the graffiti—a
spray-painted cow, a toad, and there was a splot of paint on the pavement that
looked like an insect, wearing a bishop’s mitre; then we walked beneath a
poster of naked people embracing each other in the rain, and God, it was
pouring by now, we were getting soaked and Renée’s heels were going
tap-tap-tap-tap-tap, faster and faster, but Moyra’s feet in her heavy brogues
didn’t make a sound, didn’t even splash, it was as if she wasn’t quite solid,
she was a ghost. I looked up and
shivered—we were surrounded by grotesques, monsters, hideous gargoyles. A blue
man cycled past with a swish in the water creating a trail of bubbles that
opened for just one moment like the Red Sea parting then closed again. I
thought I was going to vomit on the cobbles. Somehow stopped myself. No more
booze! Must stop drinking!
CHAPTER
EIGHT
Renée was a most excellent hostess. We spent the next
couple of days learning about the Paris she loved, and she really did love it,
she was passionate. She found all the best places, some touristy, some quiet
and intimate, and all very, very French. This Paris of hers bore no relation to
the one I’d seen with Bill all those years ago. I vaguely remembered the Eiffel
Tower and the Louvre and the queues, and Bill trying too hard to make up for
his boorishness on Skye. We had gone through the honeymoon motions, each
playing our part, each trying to fix what had gone wrong but was permanently
unfixable. After Paris, we’d stopped making the effort, though just sometimes
I’d see the hurt in his eyes and I’d go to him and love him and we almost
managed to recapture whatever it was that had made us want to be together in
the first place.
Paris
with Renée was all about freshness and light, darkness and love; it was
magnificent and tragic and eternal, and it made London feel tasteless and
unsophisticated. Moyra was doing the proper arty thing and sketching whenever
we kept still enough for her to do so, and the drawings, fleeting impressions,
showed a level of skill that alternately depressed and inspired me. I was too
self-conscious to have a go myself, and that was the story of my life. I never
did anything that might make people notice me or that might be deemed
exceptional or exciting. This travelling to Paris, which to Renée was the same
as popping next door for a cup of tea, was for me a most incredible adventure
and had taken a level of bravery she could never imagine.
I had
left Bill, and this was not just in the sense that he was at home while I was
here, but I was starting to realise I really had left him, at long last, and it
was startling and freeing and awful and I didn’t know what to do with myself or
how to cope with it. No wonder I had spent the last few days getting drunk.
Now, however, I was determined to stop seeing everything through an alcoholic
haze, so instead, I watched Moyra’s incredible skill at drawing, and Renée’s
incredible skill at being Renée, and went with the flow. And Paris—Paris! I
didn’t have the words to describe it, so I listened to Renée; and I didn’t have
the skills to draw it, so I watched Moyra and wondered how she could capture it
all with such incredible insight but so few marks on the page. And at night we
went back to John’s apartment and I looked at Vicky’s paintings which had
scared me witless at first, but now, with more familiarity, I started to see
what she was doing, and I wasn’t surprised Renée hated her, because there must
have been layers upon layers of jealousy going on there. I didn’t ever want to
meet Vicky. Whoever had painted these furiously beautiful pictures would be so
much larger than life I would never be able to speak to her. If ever we were in
the same room I would sit in a corner and be very quiet, hoping she didn’t
notice me. Shouldn’t be too hard. I’d had plenty of practice at invisibility.
On
about the fourth day we were walking through a park and Renée stopped us,
whispered, ‘Le fin du jour,’ and
pointed out a couple on a bench. ‘Roland and Marie,’ she said.
‘Friends of
yours?’
‘No, never met
them, but don’t they look just like a Roland and Marie?’
Moyra,
inevitably had her sketchbook out and had already virtually captured the scene,
while Renée did a cinematic-style voice-over.
‘Roland and
Marie are making their final pilgrimage to the Parc de Sceaux’
‘This isn’t
Sceaux,’ said Moyra, nose in her sketchbook. ‘That’s ten kilometres away.’
Renée ignored
her.
‘They sit on
the stone bench and gaze at the cedars clipped into pyramids that have
witnessed their lives, each visit, each kiss, each trembling finger that
touched another. The sun is setting.’
‘No, it
isn’t,’ said Moyra. She pointed at the sun, high in the sky.
‘Marie shifts
slightly,’ said Renée, trying to keep a straight face. ‘The bones of her
backside are no longer well-covered with padding to save her from cold white
marble. Roland cracks a knuckle or two in the silence, blinks his tired eyes
behind dark-rimmed spectacles, watches a bee buzzing back and forth with all
the time in the world.’
‘That’s
beautiful,’ I said.
‘They are
beautiful. Look at them. So old, yet still so in love.’
There was a
tear in the corner of Renée’s eye, and she looked like a silent film star,
playing a part to perfection, not a dry eye in the house. She grinned suddenly.
‘Let’s have a look at your sketch, Moyra. Woah! That’s good. That’s very good.
I think we need more pyramids.’
She gathered
us up as if we were children and strode along the path to where there was a
small kiosk selling magazines and cigarettes.
‘Here’s your
next picture, Moyra. Now then. We need a character... there! That girl with the
stripy tights and the big hat, she can be saying, “I think you have many such
pyramids in Paris,” but in French, of course, and a man is following her, he’s
thinking he can’t deny the statement, though this one—this has something new.
She walks up to the kiosk.’
‘I can’t see her. Where is she?’ said Moyra.
‘That’s just the point. She isn’t here anymore, even though the man has
been following her. He can be that tall fellow there. See him?’
‘Yes.’ Moyra put her head down and sketched him in with just a few
strokes. I had no idea how she did it.
‘He’s been stalking her all morning, but now she’s vanished and all he
can see is the elderly woman dressed in that blue spotty thing. Is she the same
woman? Can’t be. And yet... She’s far too short to see across the counter. Her
eyes are on a level with Marie-Claire. Oh God, look at her stockings! I didn’t
think those still existed. Wonder how many centuries she’s been wearing and
darning them, and how many of those lines are darnings and how many are
varicose veins.’
‘Renée!’ I said. ‘They’re just patterned tights.’
‘If you say so—and then suddenly there’s a movement between them, a cat
sweeps by, mimicking shadows, then it’s gone and all the man has left is a
memory of pyramids, splashed with graffiti. I hope you’re getting all this
down, Moyra.’
‘No. I’m drawing what I see. Not what you see.’
‘Ah. That’s profound, probably. Look! You must draw him.’
She pointed out a young man in improbably tight jeans. ‘See him? I think
he’s what in the nineteen-twenties they used to call “the young idea,” but
updated for today.’ She peered over Moyra’s shoulder to see how she was
doing and gave me a thumbs up. ‘It’s a Monday, drainpipe, downpipe, guttering
sort of a day… but his face is in shadow, his profile so, so young—Moyra,
that’s clever. How have you made him blue without using a blue pencil? No idea
how you did that. His shadow stretches to the top—I can’t see the end of the
shadow’
‘There
is no end to shadows,’ said Moyra, and she turned over to the next page.
‘Roland and Marie part two?’ I said, spotting another elderly couple, but
even as I said it, I knew they weren’t. There was something uncomfortable about
them. They were obviously together, but there was too wide a gap between them.
‘Over to you,’ I said to Renée.
She looked at them for a long time before she spoke. ‘Sandor and his
wife Giulietta are sitting in the park, as far apart as they can manage while
still being together. Giulietta is hunched over her book, her shoulders are
soft and round, her forearms rest on comfortable thighs clad in generous beige
slacks. She moves her lips as she reads, and the lipstick creeps up the lines
on her long upper lip. Sandor crosses his legs—he pulls on his trousers to ease
the movement; his right hand grips the fabric and lifts the leg across. He
doesn’t watch what he’s doing. His eyes are on the young woman sitting a foot
or two away. She’s asleep. Her legs are crossed. He hasn’t realised he’s
echoing her pose. Her arms are bare, her dress is cotton, low cut. She’s put
her cardigan over the back of the bench to soften the wooden slats against her
head. Her breathing is slow. Sandor watches her chest rising and falling. The
sun moves round.’
Moyra looked
up. I hoped she wasn’t going to say, ‘No it doesn’t.’ Luckily, she desisted,
merely shaking her head. She turned the page over and started a new drawing.
‘Giulietta
glowers at the sun and wrinkles her nose,’ said Renée. ‘It’s hard to read when
the light gets too bright. She sees Sandor, sees the girl, puts her book back
in her bag and stands up with a clicking of hips. “Well?” she says to Sandor.
“Well what?” “Had enough?” Now there’s a question. Has he had enough sun,
enough sitting down, enough gazing at the girl with her chest rising and
falling, rising and falling—has he had enough of his wife, who refuses to sit
next to him on a park bench, because he will
keep crossing his legs and fidgeting when she wants to read—and why shouldn’t
he fidget? Why does she have to come with him in the first place? She could
stay at home. Has he had enough? Yes, he’s had enough. “What do you want for
tea?” says Giulietta, and Sandor remembers that his wife is an excellent cook
and he can never have too much of her food, of melting braised beef, light
fluffy gnocchi drenched in butter—but is that enough? A leaf floats down from
the tree and lands in the girl’s cleavage. She shudders awake, bats at her
chest, gets the leaf out, laughs at it, puts it down carefully on the bench
beside her, closes her eyes again. Sandor looks at the leaf. Looks at
Giulietta. She looks at him, purses her lips, looks at the leaf. Neither of
them move or speak. He wonders if he dare pick it up. Giulietta’s eyes bore
into him. The girl yawns, picks up her cardigan and walks away. The leaf
flutters to the ground. Sandor knows he should get up now, quickly, go home
with Giulietta, eat warm, fat, comfortable food. He doesn’t have much time to
decide. Giulietta’s “Well?” is still ringing in the air between them. He looks
up at her. She’s chewing her teeth. He imagines the plate in her mouth, the
slick slap of it as she moves it about. He bends down and picks up the leaf.’
Renée had a
tear in her eye by the end, and it might even have been genuine. I had a lump
in the throat myself. Renée had a way of getting to the heart of things, a way
of observing—and I think I could have done that too, but I would never have
been able to put it all into words the way she did. Beside me, Moyra had
produced another brilliant sketch. It occurred to me that they should write a
book together, call it “Sketches of Paris” or something, and Renée could do the
text to go with the wonderful drawings Moyra was producing.
‘You should
write a book about love,’ I said.
‘No.’
‘Why not?’
‘Because it
would be too, too sad. It would be about people whose hearts turn to iron. It
would be tears. Loss. That’s what always happens when I write about love. I
can’t do it any other way.’
‘But that’s
exactly why you should write it all down,’ I said.
‘No, my dear.
I couldn’t do it. I’d be destroyed.’
Moyra looked
at her and gave a swift nod. You never knew when Moyra would suddenly “get”
something, but this was one of those occasions when she did, and her understanding
was striking and somehow tragic.
We needed to
cheer up. It was easy enough—this was Paris! Renée kept finding places, people, she had a great eye for it all, and
Moyra’s sketchbook would come out and she would make magic with her pen, and I
would tag along wondering why I was there at all, but taking in all the sights
and sounds anyway. In retrospect, I think Renée knew exactly what she was
doing, and not just as regards Moyra. She was fixing us. That’s what she does,
she fixes people. She was taking two unhappy women and giving them something to
live for. Moyra would be a great artist, she would take Paris by storm. But me?
I wondered what she had in store for me. I liked that she was showing me Paris
and helping to take my mind off Bill and what I had done to him, but I was sure
there was going to be more to it than that.
‘Oh, those
Audrey Hepburn sunglasses!’ said Renée, seeing another amazingly elegant woman.
‘Want, want, want!’ She changed her walk slightly and turned herself into
Hepburn. ‘We should all get drunk now and again,’ she said in a sweet but
cut-glass accent, ‘especially here, where the climate is impeccable.’
‘It’s no such
thing,’ I said.
‘Maybe not,’
she said, back as the familiar Renée again, ‘but I have momentarily mislaid my
muse, and am therefore inclined towards a certain delicious depravity.’
Moyra looked at her, confused, then put her head back down, absorbed once
again in one of her drawings.
‘Put that away, darling. I need a drink, even if Frances has temporarily
decided to take the pledge.’
We were soon settled at a café table, and Moyra had hardly noticed, she’d
been scribbling away and had to be guided to her seat and gently pushed down
into it.
‘Bill’s never been remotely faithful to you, has he,’ said Renée,
catching me completely off balance.
‘Okay, so he’s had his “away-days”.’
‘Is that what you call them? And what about the nights?’
‘I should never have looked at Euan.’
‘My dear! We’ve been through this. Don’t be absurd. That’s all you did,
you looked. You saw a beautiful thing and you looked. You probably never did it
again, but he did it, dozens of times. He felt justified. Men are like that,
I’m afraid.’
I didn’t reply.
‘Wait. You did do it again, didn’t you? Come on. Tell Auntie Renée.’
‘January. Two years ago.’
‘What happened?’
‘I’d been away
for a few days on a course. Bill had been away too, though I’ve no idea where.
I got back first, Bill later, but I looked at him that evening and it was as if
he was a complete stranger. The thought going through my head was: “I have
forgotten how to love you.” I didn’t say it out loud, but this great lump of a
man was sitting in an armchair in front of the fire, reading his paper, and for
a moment I couldn’t understand who he was or what the hell he was doing in my
life. I’d met someone at the hotel. That sounds ridiculous now that I say it
out loud. It’s absurd that such an innocuous phrase as “met someone” should
have such weight. I met someone. I might have met a policeman and asked him the
time; I might have met a petrol pump attendant and asked them to “fill her up”.
Such things date me terribly. I wonder when a policeman was last asked the
time, or if it ever happened. Do you sense I’m avoiding the issue?’
‘Yes, but no
matter. We’ve got all the time in the world. Moyra’s got half a sketchbook to
finish yet.’
‘Okay. I met
someone while I was away. I’ll call him “Adam”. Not his real name. Because, and
I know this sounds awful, I can’t remember what his real name was, although it
was only two years ago. We sat together at breakfast on the last morning,
purely by chance, and he was puzzling over a clue in the Times crossword. He
had an answer which fitted, but was uncertain why it was right, so he asked me
to take a look, and in no time we were discussing everything under the sun:
music, mathematics, phonetics, art, nature—all with a realisation that this was
our last morning, and why hadn’t we sat together before? We needed a lifetime,
but we didn’t have a lifetime, we had breakfast, and that was it. We were each
going home within the hour, he to Henley, me back to Darlington.’
‘All sounds a
bit Brief Encounter to me.’
‘I hope not.
And anyway, it was just the one breakfast.’
‘I think there
must have been more to it than that. What happened when you got home?’
‘I arrived
back mid-afternoon. I knew Bill would be back by the evening, and I would be
perfectly nice to him, as always. The house would be warm. I imagined the
scenario. He would come in and ask me about my time away, half listening to the
answer, but with no real interest. I would have an urge to break his heart but
wouldn’t know how to achieve this. I would tell him I did the Times Crossword
with a lovely man at breakfast, and he would be delighted for me—always so
bloody happy to my face, never meaning a thing by it. I would want to
disappoint him, wake him up, hurt him; make him wonder if the crossword is all
we did. And I would turn the situation round and say: “Did you meet someone
while I was away?” because I would be sure he had. Lipstick on his collar.’
‘A bit old
hat, darling.’
‘I know. But
all the time I would be thinking: can this be the end of us? Please? Not that
any of this happened, in actual fact. The reality was that I drank some tea and
did the ironing until I heard his car pull into the drive over the heave and
crunch of the snow. There had only been a few inches when I’d got back, but it
had snowed heavily since, so I knew he wouldn’t be able to get into the house
easily. The gate to the back would be frozen shut. I wondered what he would do.
After a bit I heard soft thuds, looked out of the window and saw him with the
shovel working hard, rhythmically, shifting the snow, shovelful by shovelful,
lit up by the porchlight in the blizzard. There was something heroic in the way
he was digging his way back into my life, but also something so sad in him
doing this all by himself. This need I’ve always had to be needed; it’s a quiet
bomb, almost benign. It was exploding then, so gently, as he dug through the
snow, sending snowflakes onto his head that he hadn’t even noticed, but they
would melt, and there would be a trickle of cold water down the back of his
neck. I could see him sensing a mild irritation. Is that all I was worth? At
least he was shivering. He came inside at last and settled himself in front of
the fire, picked up the paper. I was sitting at the table, doing a sudoku
puzzle. I looked up, possibly even smiled, I don’t remember. I finished the
puzzle, and then I put my pen down and it was over.’
‘Oh, my
dear...’
‘And as for
“Adam”, I have no doubt he went back home to his wife and never gave me a
single thought, and if I thought about him at all it was simply to despise him
for having someone to go home to; someone he loved. I closed my book of puzzles
and sat very still. Bill noticed me at last. Something must have been showing
because he asked me what was wrong. I shook my head and said nothing. I didn’t
trust my voice. He poured some wine and brought me a glass. I took a sip. It
was warming and spicy. He went across to the telly, and I knew if there was a
drama on about lies and deception something in me would break—but what if there
wasn’t? What if it was his favourite team playing, and I saw the simple joy on
his face? And what if I remembered that the man at breakfast, whose name I’m
sure wasn’t anything as honest as “Adam” had had a mono-brow and smelled of Old
Spice and fried eggs, and what if I remembered that people who do the Times
crossword at breakfast in hotels are dreadful posers? What if I remembered how
to love Bill?’
Renée looked
at me with her best sorrowful look, a classic. I had to admire the way she
could do that.
‘Finished,’
said Moyra. ‘I’m hungry.’
‘Moyra, my
love,’ said Renée, ‘you have the knack of saying precisely the right thing or
the wrong thing at precisely the right or wrong time, and it’s impossible to
know the difference—but luckily I know just the right place.’
CHAPTER NINE
The right place turned out to be a glorious bar, pure
art deco, the sort of interior where you expect to see Toulouse Lautrec and his
crowd—genuinely arty people rather than tourists. Moyra and I stuck out
dreadfully, but Renée covered for us, as ever. The food was perfect, and
despite the abject misery which had descended on me like a pile of dust from an
over-full vacuum cleaner, I managed to enjoy it. For once Renée didn’t insist I
drink until I was paralytic. I think she was wary of me collapsing into a
sobbing wreck. She chattered brightly and non-stop, and I thought, as I often
did, what a wonderful person she was, so completely life-affirming. I think I
was a little bit in love with her.
‘There was the
Greek as well,’ I said, still in confessional mode.
‘The what?
Who?’ said Renée.
‘Not just Mr
Times Crossword. Not just Euan. I’d forgotten about the fat Greek.’
‘Frances, you
are amazing. A fat Greek. How delicious. Do tell.’
‘Okay, but
this really is ridiculous.’
‘Good.’
‘We were on
holiday in Greece one summer. Blisteringly hot—I wasn’t enjoying it. But one
day we were on the beach and twenty yards along from us a couple were having a
blazing row. You’d have loved them, Renée, you could’ve made up a brilliant
story. This isn’t brilliant, I’m afraid, but it’s true. They were sitting on
yellow plastic chairs and must have been on them for some time because the tide
was coming in and they were going to be underwater if they didn’t move soon.
The man had his back to the sea and the woman was facing him, and from the body
language it looked as if she was winning whatever the argument was about, but
he was leaning back, smug as anything, refusing to answer her. His chair legs
were already half-submerged. She was leaning forwards and her front chair legs
had sunk by around eight inches. Funny how well I remember these details, but
the sun was so bright, everything was in such sharp focus, it lasered itself
onto my memory. The woman had one eye shut because of the brightness, and it
made her face look monstrously lopsided. She had fat mottled legs, which she
was tensing and flexing, bringing out the full horror of her cellulite. I
glanced down at my own and was relieved not to be so bad. She had one hand on
the ground to stop herself toppling forwards and was gesticulating violently
with the other. I decided to dislike her. Quite unfair I know, but that
ultra-blonde hair and bronze cleavage were colours that couldn’t exist in
nature.’
‘Bit like
mine?’ said Renée patting her beautifully dyed hair.
‘Nothing like
yours.’
‘And what
about the man? Your big fat Greek?’
‘Not mine. But
he was big, very big. He was wearing a dark red vest—I guessed he worked
outside because he had an incredibly deep tan all over, bald head included. If
he’d leaned much further back he’d have toppled, and if she’d leaned much
further forward, she’d have fallen between his legs, which I’m sure was not her
intention. Bill told me not to stare, but he’d been watching them as well. I
handed him the sun block and he squeezed out a great white blob and slapped it
all over his shiny body. I wanted to flick sand at him, but I resisted. He
wasn’t in the mood to appreciate it. Hadn’t been in any sort of a receptive
mood for weeks, probably because he’d sooner have been away with someone else.’
‘Oh, Frances.’
‘I know, I
know. But it’s been like that for years. I’m used to it.’
‘And the
Greeks?’
‘She was
screaming at him, and he’d changed position and was leaning forward now, they
were eyeball to eyeball, the whole beach pretending very hard not to see—except
for the lifeguard who had his binoculars trained on them. And then it happened,
that freak wave that always comes along just as you think you’ve understood the
pace of the incoming tide. It slapped the man hard on the back and his chair
lurched to one side. He fell out, face down into the water which was deep
enough to drown him if his reflexes didn’t kick in straight away. I thought
they would, and he would come up spluttering, but the wave pulled back and he
didn’t. The woman screeched and tried to get out of her chair but her huge
backside was wedged in it, and the chair legs had been completely sucked into
the sand.’
Renée hooted
with laughter.
‘The lifeguard
leapt down from his seat, and that went wrong too—he landed very awkwardly and
hurt his ankle, not just a sprain but maybe even a fracture. Bill was watching,
mouth open, eyes with pinprick pupils leaping back and forth between the
protagonists, trying to focus through the blistering sunlight. “Do something!”
he yelled at anyone and everyone, but nobody moved, so he sprang into action,
dropping the sun block into the sand, and vaulted along the beach. He tried to
leap past the woman in the chair, but she was gesticulating wildly and
inadvertently tripped him up. He toppled into the water, but managed to
scramble to his feet quickly enough, reached out to grab the Greek, and tugged
at him to pull him up the beach. He was far too heavy for Bill to move on his
own, but another bloke arrived and together they dragged him onto the dry sand,
then they looked at each other. Someone needed to give him the kiss of life,
and the seconds ticking away mattered. There they were, staring at each other,
doing nothing, and I thought: fuck’s sake. So I scrambled up from my towel and
ran across the baking hot sand. I’d last done CPR on a plastic dummy about ten
years earlier, but I could remember the drill. I tipped the big bloke’s head
back, pinched his nose and took a deep breath. Then I blanked out everything
and got on with it. I couldn’t think straight for several minutes—if you’ve
never done it, you don’t know how exhausting CPR is, how much your brain gets
starved of oxygen; how mad ideas come to you that are best forgotten. At some
point I was vaguely aware of sirens, and then someone pulled me off him and took
over. Bystanders must have dug the woman’s chair out of the sand, because she
was further up the beach crying and being comforted by everyone who could get
there in time to feel themselves part of great events. I staggered to my feet
and walked away slowly. Bill grabbed me and hugged me hard. I was still
partially starved of oxygen, and for a moment, as he crushed my body, I had
absolutely no idea why we were having any marital problems at all, but
gradually my brain woke up and I pushed him away.’
‘Shame,’ said
Renée, quietly.
‘The Greek
meanwhile was being stretchered into an ambulance. I saw his arm twitch, so I
assumed he’d be all right. The woman and her entourage were following, and she
was screeching again. Her default setting appeared to be “screech” where mine
was “quiet and understanding”. I wondered what their row had been about, and I
wondered when me and Bill had last had a fully-fledged hammer and tongs barney
about anything at all, and if this failure to argue was part of our problem. We
went back to the hotel and he had a long shower, and then, by mutual unspoken
consent, we made love like the very best of friends and a bit more of me died.
In the bar later, we were heroes. They wanted to buy us champagne but were
pleased when I asked for Retsina. I drank and drank and thought about cedar
wood, pines, olives, and my mouth on the big Greek’s mouth. I can taste him
still; fragrant and earthy.’
‘What a sad,
funny, lovely tale,’ said Renée.
Moyra hadn’t
been drawing for a change, which was a shame as I’d have liked to see what she
made of my Greek, but perhaps she’d been wondering about me and Bill, how our
relationship worked, if it worked at all.
‘I suppose I
knew something like that was going to happen. Earlier in the week, we’d been
going round the ruins in Delphi, in the backstreets.’
‘Oh, I love
Delphi,’ said Renée. ‘The way those old shops facades whisper of ancient sex.’
‘Not exactly
how I saw it, but I know what you mean. Our guide had one of those black
umbrellas in the burning heat; and he was getting further and further ahead,
looking like a deranged toadstool picking its way through the ruins. Everything
was watery with mirages, and we were dawdling, too hot to catch up. I could
smell thyme and I saw a pair of egrets—I wanted this to be so romantic, but I
had a vision of myself abandoning Bill in the Temple of Athena Pronoia. He was
standing looking out across to the distant hills and for a moment I thought of
the Cuillins. I resisted my premonition, told myself it would be all right and
this would be the turning point, but then a memory intruded of an old man we’d
seen that morning, sitting mending his fishing nets. I’d nearly passed out with
the need to leave before the place seduced me entirely.’
‘Greece can do
that to you, even without a Shirley Valentine scenario,’ said Renée.
‘Doesn’t it
just. I mumbled something like “No good, no good,” because I was frightened,
and Bill said, “What’s the matter, Fran?” I didn’t answer. I lurched away from
him, thinking how hot the beaches were here, and how different from other,
colder, windswept and infinitely dearer beaches far away on Skye. Two tourists
walked past in loud shirts, talking about selling England by the pound, and
they were idiots, but they didn’t deserve the scowl Bill gave them, and I
wanted to run up and hug them in their blind stupidity.’
‘Meanwhile, in
the temple?’
‘Oh yes. We’d
caught up with the others. The translation of the temple’s name was Foresight. That’s when I knew I would
hurt him.’
‘My dear, I
rather think it was he who had been hurting you, not the other way round.’
I shook my
head. ‘It takes two.’
‘At least you
had holidays in some lovely places,’ said Renée.
‘You reckon?
Most years it was Brighton.’
‘Brighton’s
not so bad.’
‘Yes, it is. I
remember a Thursday in April, seafront café, Bill with a bad knee, me only
there to take the blame for making him walk over those boulder-sized pebbles.
He was rubbing his other knee—my fault as well, I expect. The weather was
Brighton grey. My fault again. The waitress brought us tea in a stainless-steel
pot that dribbled; and milk in one of those jugs that defies good sense. How do
they ever get designed like that? I refused to be “mother”. I told him to pour
it himself. We waited, condemning the world and everyone in it through the
tears of condensation that were pouring down the window. There was a man
outside with a spotty dog wearing what looked like a coat made of a carpet—we
watched him in silence. If we’d been talking to each other properly, we could
have laughed at the dog and its ridiculous coat, but we were both so cold and
tired. Outside was creeping in. It would soon be dark. We put our tea things
back on the tray, left a tip. There was nothing to say.’
‘Oh dear!’
said Renée. ‘Come on my lovelies, we’d best be getting back before we all
decide to slit our wrists and jump into the Seine.’
I wondered
what Moyra had made of my sorry little tales. She’d been listening but hadn’t
offered any comment. We might have been speaking a different language as far as
she’d been concerned—or possibly she’d understood every word and was relating
it to herself and Dylan.
On the way
back, Renée said, ‘But you have your daughter. That’s something neither Moyra
nor I ever managed; the whole giving birth scenario.’
‘You want all
the grisly details?’
‘A bit of
blood and gore? Why not. Get it out of your system.’
‘It’s not like
it is on the telly, I’m afraid,’ I said.
‘I never
imagined it would be.’
‘Okay. Six in
the morning, weather grey.’
‘Brighton
again?’
‘No,
Darlington. Riding the hours, the minutes, the seconds between contractions. I
remember the most mundane things from that time. There was a window, and I
could see a plastic bag from my bed, snagged on a tree. I willed the bag to
escape and kept repeating a silent mantra in time with my pains. Branches
whipped against the sky, clawing at the bag. The thing with babies, with giving
birth, is it doesn’t make love any stronger; it just moves its focus. I got on
and did the whole push, pant, breathe thing, and no, I’m not going to give you
a blow by blow account, because if you haven’t done it, the details don’t mean
anything. But some time later, there was my daughter, perfection, so any future
failure would be down to me and Bill. It was six in the evening by the time I
was settled back in bed, but little Jessie was outside time. They’d taken her
away because there’d been no crying yet and for some reason, they wanted her to
cry, poor little mite. Nurses came and went in a blur. A small plastic box was
eventually wheeled back in, with a tiny person inside it. While Bill had been
away—which had been for several hours—the carrier bag had ruptured, and its
innards spilled forth. I decided he’d fucked the barmaid and burnt down the
house.’
‘No, he hadn’t,’ said Renée.
‘Okay.
Just one of the two. We still had the house. And then, about six hours later, I
went mad. The baby blues they call it. What they fail to tell you is that it
can be a major psychotic episode. Bill tried to help. I’ll give him that. For
weeks he made sure Jessie was fed, bathed,
zipped up and lullabied. But if he leaned down to kiss her, I watched, ready to
pounce, to kill him if he did anything wrong. There were often marks on his
cheek, cuts on his nose, his skin under my fingernails. I would only unclench
my fists if he walked away, and he did, he walked and walked, to other houses,
other women. But sometimes he talked to me and laughed and held me and the fear
left me bit by bit until I was able to nuzzle into him and find some comfort. He
was being so sad and brave about it all, and I think that’s what had made me
fall in love with him all over again. But now we had a tiny baby and I’d gone
mad.’
Renée hugged
me.
‘Do you have
any photos of the little one? I’ve seen her now she’s grown up, of course, but
never when she was tiny.’
‘Just the one.
I keep it on me because it makes me laugh. Look.’
The photo
showed Jessie with her grandparents, who had been determined to have a
grandson. Bill’s mum had dressed Jessie specially in a sailor suit, and with
her long trousers and hat at a rakish angle she looked about forty years old
rather than eighteen months. I loved the way she was frowning, uncertain of
whether she liked being held against grandma’s vast bosom.
‘I don’t
normally like little kiddy pictures,’ said Renée, ‘but that is delightful. Too
funny. Look, Moyra.’
Moyra
dutifully looked, then handed the photo back without comment.
We had reached
the apartment and entered the elegant panelled lift once more. Moyra had
already got out her sketch book but I didn’t believe even she could do a
lightning study of the lift in the few seconds we had left. I just wanted to
lie down. All that confessional stuff had left me exhausted.
Renée opened
the door to the apartment and seemed to grow in some way—not taller exactly, or
even more curvaceous, but there was something mysterious going on. It was as if
she were cloaking herself in a glamour; a kind of breathless beauty. I’d seen
Renée the actress on so many occasions, I knew something was up, and once we
were inside it was clear what it was, and that she’d known exactly what was
going to happen. There was a thin blue fug of smoke rising from a chair that
had its back to us. A man’s voice said, ‘Renée, what have you been up to now?’
‘Darling, you
home already? I thought you were away for another week.’
‘Like hell you
did.’
A tall dark
man got out of the chair and came towards us, but he only had eyes for Renée,
so didn’t appear to notice me doing my rabbit-in-the-headlights impression, or
Moyra’s decision to become a statue. He took Renée in his arms and kissed her
full on the lips and I didn’t know where to look.
She
eventually disentangled herself and was the epitome of smug satisfaction; I
expected her to start crowing any minute, but she didn’t, she simply said,
‘John, these are my friends, Frances and Moyra. Girls, say hello to John.’
Predictably
enough, Moyra said ‘Hello John,’ and I didn’t say anything.
John
didn’t greet us. He raised his eyebrows. ‘Your friends? Your excuses, you
mean.’
‘Vicky
not with you then?’
He
didn’t bother to answer, but as he pulled on his cigarette, I looked at him
properly for the first time, put my hand to my cheek, and looked down at the
floor quickly. I felt sick. I mumbled something and disappeared out of the
room, drawing too much attention to myself I’m sure, but I couldn’t have stayed
in there. It wasn’t him. Of course, it wasn’t. It’s just that there was
something in the movement of the hand, the pull on the cigarette, the hollowed
cheeks as he inhaled—all so horrifyingly familiar. But not him. I lay down on
the bed and hugged myself. I had no idea what I was doing here with this
terrifying man and with Moyra, who was so bloody peculiar and scaring me more
and more and I couldn’t work out why, and with Renée who I’d thought was my
friend but who was only here because she wanted to sleep with John, who was
married to Vicky who was a far better artist than I would ever be, as was
Moyra, and everybody else, and probably even poor sodding Dylan, and oh, what
was the point of me! The only person who’d ever given any point to my existence
was Bill, but I’d mucked that up for good the minute I’d listened to Renée and
painted that naked picture, or long, long, before that, and I’d almost
forgotten about him, but there had been Ferenc, the tutor who’d shown us how to
draw trees at art class, and then Mr Times crossword puzzle, then the big fat
Greek, and the two crofter brothers on Skye, and even before that, there had
been the cataclysmic moment when I had said ‘yes’ to Bill and ruined both our
lives as a consequence. And now I was fifty-five years old and very, very
lonely, on holiday in a place where I wasn’t wanted.
I got off the
bed and started packing my case. It was too late to be doing this, but I might
be able to get on a train as far as London. There were hotels close to St
Pancras and I had a credit card. I could get the East Coast train back to
Darlington in the morning, be home by midday. Twenty-four hours’ time, I could
be making a cup of tea, and Bill would be saying, ‘You’re home early,’ and he’d
be watching the match on the TV, he wouldn’t even look up, but it wouldn’t
matter.
There
was a quiet knock at the door. Renée came in.
‘Darling,
whatever is the matter?’
‘I
need to get home.’
‘You
need to do no such thing. I’m sorry John was rude to you, but that’s John for
you—don’t give it another thought. Tell you what though, he’s completely
besotted with Moyra. It’s a joy to see.’
‘He’s
what?’
‘I
know! Ridiculous isn’t it. It’s her drawings, I left the two of them completely
hugger-mugger, poring over every page in her sketchbook. He’s bowled over,
utterly in love—with her art at least. I’m not sure poor Moyra has it in her to
attract him in a physical sense. He might like you though.’
‘For
goodness sake Renée; I don’t like him, and I want to go home. I’m in the way
and should never have come.’
‘Don’t
be like that,’ she said quietly. ‘Please stay. I rather think I need a friend.’
‘You’ve
got John.’
‘No.
I haven’t got John. Vicky’s got John.’
‘That’s
not what it looked like when we came in.’
‘Oh
that? Just a little kiss, darling. We always say hello like that. Have done for
years.’
She
sat down on the bed and deflated somehow, as if all the beauty and glamour had
been too much effort.
‘I’m
not sure how much longer I can keep doing this,’ she said.
‘Feeling
your age?’
‘Meow.’
She leaned back against the bolster. ‘It used to be so easy. We would meet up,
usually because he had a problem and needed emotional support—and I would give
it to him, time and again I gave him everything he could possibly desire, and
it worked, I healed him every single time. I loved it. I had never been close
like that to anyone. But now? It’s not a question of the distance between us,
more that he doesn’t need me, and even if he did, I’m not sure I have the
reserves left to support him anymore. I know I’ve grown older, but so has he.
The problem is that Vicky is so unreasonably young. She has energy, and she has
art in a way I never did. I had my body, but her art will last forever. My
body? Huh. But you’ve seen her paintings; her terrifying, beautiful-ugly art.
How am I supposed to compete with that?’
‘By
introducing him to Moyra?’
‘Yes.’
She smiled, and it was a wicked smile.
‘Renée,
you’re not using Moyra to break John and Vicky up are you?’
‘No,
that could never work, not directly. She’d have to look less like a truck
driver. Definitely not his type. But her art is extraordinary. More cerebral
than Vicky’s. He’s looking at it right now and he’s drinking it all in. This is
turning out far better than I could have hoped. He’s seeing there’s more to art
and life than just the incredible bitch that is Victoria Stephenson. It was
about time he was reminded of that.’
‘So
you are.’
‘What?’
‘Using
Moyra to break them up.’
‘Frances,
you’re too darned clever at times. Probably what I need. Someone who sees
straight through me. Now then, unpack these things. I’m not letting you fly
away like this. We’re going to have our week in Paris, come what may, and if
John’s rude to you again—but he wasn’t really, was he? I mean, I know he was a
bit dismissive and didn’t exactly say hello, but you didn’t give him a chance;
you dashed off. Something else was wrong, wasn’t there.’
‘He
was smoking,’ I said, and I touched my cheek.
‘Dear
God, it wasn’t him, was it?’
‘No,
of course not. I told you, that was ages ago and I don’t remember it anyway.
But just for a moment, there was something about the way he held that
cigarette. That’s why I hate being round smokers, it keeps happening. And once
I’d had the thought, I couldn’t get rid of it, and I had to take myself away. I
don’t want to see him again, but I suppose I’ll have to—it’s his apartment, so
I can’t just slope out. Or can I? You’d cover for me, wouldn’t you?’
‘I’m
not letting you go. Seriously, Frances, I need you. I can’t do this on my own.’
‘Do
what though? What exactly is it you’re trying to do?’
‘I’m
trying my very best not to get my heart broken again. I’ve lost track of the
number of times he’s done it.’
‘But
what can I do?’
‘Be
here? That’s all I need. Please?’
I
didn’t want to stay. I didn’t want to have to look at that tall dark man one
more time, to have all the old nightmares revived, all the trauma reactivated—but
Renée was being genuine. She wasn’t acting for once, and I was supposed to be
her friend.
‘Oh,
buggeration. Okay. I’ll stay.’
She
gave me a quick hug, and when she released me, I was astonished to see tears in
her eyes, real ones. This dreadful man must mean so much to her. I didn’t know
what I could do other than be the proverbial shoulder to cry on, but I
dutifully unpacked my things, my plain little knickers, my tee-shirts that
doubled up as vests or tops or anything, my dull little collection of clothes
that just about summed me up. Perhaps something of Renée’s glamour would rub
off on me if I stuck around her for long enough.
‘Come
on,’ she said. ‘Be brave. We’ll go for a walk later, shake that man out of our
hair.’
‘Wash.’
‘What? Oh yes.
Wash him out. Looks like it’s going to rain again, so that’ll probably happen
anyway. But whatever we decide, you really can’t hide away in here.’
I
looked around at the pretty little room with its beautiful antique furniture. I
would have been perfectly happy to hide in here indefinitely if it had been in
anyone else’s apartment. Renée led me out of the door and back into the elegant
sitting room where John was looking nonplussed as Moyra drew at lightning speed
and told him what she was drawing as she went. I was all for leaving then and
there, but Renée held me back; she wanted to listen.
‘This
is Alfred,’ said Moyra. ‘He’s the Little Man, running down Skiddaw’s flank. His
eyes are fixed on Ullock Pike.’
A quick pencil
line, and there it was, Ullock Pike. I’d have had to study a photograph for
hours and then grid it up or trace it to get it that accurate.
‘No one stops
him. He is bound to silence. His oath prevents him from talking about the
standing stones but that doesn’t affect me, because I’ve sketched there
sixty-seven times and I know the shapes. He cries as he nears the Pike,
thinking he’s safe; a few more small bumps, then Bassenthwaite, sheltered from
the One.’
‘The one
what?’
‘The one who
surveyed the silhouettes of the surrounding fells in order to mark their
measure on the stone circle and capture their shapes. If he –’
‘Who, the
one?’
‘No.’ Moyra
looked at John as if he was an idiot schoolchild rather than a tall, imposing
and terrifying man. ‘Alfred. If Alfred drops down low enough, he thinks he can
avoid being forced to echo the profile of a stone, but he’s wrong. He never
reaches Ullock Pike. Look.’ She added a few pencil strokes. ‘He’s frozen below
the summit where nobody notices him unless they have been walking there for
years and have good powers of observation.’
She finished
the picture with a small neat signature and date in the corner.
‘The last time
I was at Castlerigg, I witnessed an Aztec fire ceremony,’ said John, apparently
perfectly seriously.
‘I would have
liked to have seen that,’ said Moyra, and she turned a page and although she
hadn’t been there, she could bloody well do it, and not only that, it took her
no more than two minutes. John was mesmerised, and I thought, okay, he isn’t so
bad. He’s being nice to Moyra. He likes her art. But then he looked up and saw
us, and yet again ignored me.
‘More schemes,
more plans, more tricks?’ he said to Renée with a downright evil smile on his
lips.
She rose to
the occasion. ‘Oh, wouldn’t you like to know! Yes-yes-yes! Come on Frances,
let’s let loose the hounds of the apocalypse!’
I shook my
head and followed her out. ‘Horses of the apocalypse, or dogs of war. Or maybe
the Hound of heaven.’
‘Or a mix of
all three? Let’s go down to the river and padlock ourselves to the bridge, or
whatever people do in this city when their hearts are being broken.’
‘I’m game.’
I’d have done
anything to get out, and this time she looked as if she was entirely on my
wavelength.
We walked and
walked and saw so much of the city, we utterly exhausted ourselves, but it was
what we both needed. It started to rain, it always rains on me—this used to be
a joke between me and Bill, but Renée had warned me it was going to rain, so
maybe this once I wouldn’t have to blame Bill, and he couldn’t blame me; we
were entirely innocent and weather was just weather—isobars and related
squiggly lines and symbols on a map.
Renée was on
fine form, manic in her enthusiasms. I knew she’d crash soon, but for now she
was exhilarating company, and I was loving it. On Alexander’s Bridge we peered
through the brilliant muddle of red taillights, exhaust fumes, golden cherubs
and art deco lamps that collided with horses embalmed in rococo wings, all
splattered in the rain. Oh, it was wonderful—the lions, the flurries of angels,
nymphs, hard-hammered in copper, and all the rain in the world pouring into the
Seine so that I could have picked up handfuls of water like snow, and thrown it
up high in the air. The river churned beneath us, a monstrous thing, full of
threats and promises. I couldn’t bear to watch it, I felt it was trying to tell
me something, some dreadful warning. And still more of the storm rode in from
the Champs-Élysées on skittering gallops of water, while a pair of lovers ran
along, clutching each other’s arms.
‘That’s me
when I was younger!’ said Renée, and she laughed and started running despite
her heels—Christ knows how she did that without tripping and falling, because
it was all I could do to keep up with her in my sensible flat pumps.
We were both
drunk, on rain, on Paris, on love. We raced through an art deco entrance and
down a steep flight of steps onto the Métro, feeling the whoosh of hot air, and
the metallic twang of burning dust that is the stink of the underground
everywhere. It was not like the London tube at all, which has now been nicely
cleaned up and sanitised so that it is completely nostalgia-free apart from a
few tucked away disused old stations. No, this was genuine Parisian filth, and
it was glorious, and full of stories. Renée pointed out a woman who looked so
sad, with a man, and I took an instant dislike to him. Renée could see it, she
could describe it perfectly, the way his left arm lay heavily around her
shoulder, the woman’s body leaning in, but her head tilted away. The tips of
his fingers were stroking the side of her neck, pressing on her pulse. Her
expression said nothing. He was talking too quickly for either of us to follow
the conversation, but we could see it was threatening. The woman’s hands were
in her lap and she was scratching the side of her thumb with a finger. The
movement of the train brought them closer each time it juddered across the
points. Her eyeliner was smudged. The train slowed, braked and screeched,
people rocked and swayed, she leaned to grab the carrier bag at her feet. A
packet of coffee fell out. She stared at it, aghast. The man picked it up, put
it back in the bag, held her more firmly, but at least his fingers no longer
pressed on her neck. She looked as if she were breathing more easily. It was
their stop. They moved off the train and I thought about coffee, its
bitterness.
The
train trundled on. Renée nudged me, pointed out a man across the aisle who was
jutting out his beard and trying very hard not to watch the young couple
opposite him, who were laughing and sitting closer to each other than the laws
of physics should have allowed. The bearded man was gripping his bag with white
knuckles.
‘What do you
suppose is in the bag?’ I said.
‘Red slippers
for his wife,’ said Renée. ‘She has told him which size, which colour, where to
go. She’s housebound, can’t shop. But that slim girl opposite—her smile makes him
ache. Look, he’s sticking his chin ever higher, trying not to think about
kissing that smile. The boy’s too young, his head’s too full of hair, that’s
what’s upsetting the man; and the way the train is grunting through tunnels,
and the distorted reflections in the window. See how the boy looks as if
there’s a steel pole entering his ear and emerging through his cheek?’
‘Ouch. Yes.’ I
touched my own cheek.
‘The old man
is thinking, this is too fast! We’ll crash! He’s sweating, can barely breathe.
Ah! Slowing down at last. The girl’s still smiling the boy has his tongue in
her ear. The bearded man’s clutching the red slippers as tightly as he can.’
‘I bet it’s
nothing of the sort in that bag.’
‘No, it’s a
sporran from his cousin in Edinburgh.’
‘It’s a stuffed
rat.’
‘It’s our
stop. Come on.’
I had no idea
where we were, but Renée was never lost in Paris. We spent hours swarming among the crowds and the cries of the city and the smog and the
rooftops, the domes and turrets, the spires and the smoke and the delicate
traceries that were almost hidden from view, just occasionally glimpsed, lit by
beams of sunlight between heavy showers, then back to the towers and gargoyles,
the aerials, minarets, tower blocks and cranes which made me think of Moyra,
and still we ran, away from the rumbling traffic, from colour, from the opera
house, the Ferris wheel, the tenements, and into the filthy-fresh twilight that
lurked in the corners of Paris, our Paris.
We
arrived back at the apartment a couple of hours later, soaked to the skin and
filthy but both having exorcised whatever it was that had been stopping us
absorbing the sheer vibrancy of the city before. We were now ready to face the
next few days if not exactly transfigured, at least spiritually invigorated.
Moyra and John were still looking at Moyra’s sketches as if nothing had
happened. We might have only been out for ten minutes. They didn’t so much as
glance up when we came in. I was used to that on my behalf, but I did wish John
could have looked up at least once and seen Renée. Soaking wet and bedraggled,
but utterly honest for once, and so full of love for him it hurt me to be a
witness. But he didn’t, and perhaps that was because he knew, and he... well.
There was Vicky, who’d painted those obscenely powerful paintings that were all
around us, so that must have been it. She was holding him back, preventing him
from finding happiness. In that moment I think I hated Vicky almost as much as
Renée did.
And
he still hadn’t looked at me.
CHAPTER TEN
John cooked for us that
night. Renée joined him in the kitchen, and I could hear laughter. I was so
glad for her, though I dreaded the moment when she would inevitably try to draw
me into the general conversation. Despite this afternoon, I still had a yearning
to pack my bags and leave them all and let them sort out their problems by
themselves. They had sod-all to do with me, or rather, I refused to let them
have anything to do with me.
Renée came back into the living room, making her usual
grand entrance. ‘My dears: prepare to be delighted. John and I have created a
masterpiece.’ She lowered her voice so that John wouldn’t hear. ‘You have my
permission to forget these ghastly wall hangings and just enjoy the food—and
the company, of course.’
John came in with two bottles of wine, red and white, and
told us what they were but it meant nothing to me.
‘Renée—red I presume?’
‘Please, darling.’
He poured for her and handed her the glass and they
smiled at each other and it was a magical, happy moment. This was going to be
all right after all.
‘Moyra?’
‘Water please.’
I thought he’d argue, but he didn’t, he disappeared into
the kitchen and came back with exactly what she’d asked for, and he hadn’t made
the error of adding a slice of lemon or even ice. If Moyra wanted water, then
that was what she would get. Of course, he’d spent all afternoon with her, so
he must have been accustomed to her directness by now.
I sat very still. Up to this point he had not addressed
me. I wasn’t sure if he’d even remembered my name from when Renée had
introduced us, and I doubted very much if they’d talked about me in the
kitchen.
‘Frannie?’
Renée laughed. ‘Her name is Frances! Nobody calls her
Frannie, you great lummox.’
I managed to whisper, ‘White please’.
Nobody calls me Frannie apart from my sister Susan, and
even she hasn’t since we were teenagers. Renée wouldn’t have known that as
she’d never met her. I’d been carefully avoiding thinking about Susan, but it
had been hard as I’d had an email from her only last week in which she bewailed
the fact that her thoroughly abusive third husband was being thoroughly
abusive—surprise, surprise. I’d only just managed to resist emailing back to
tell her to stop marrying such bell-ends, it was her own fault, she needed to
stop being such a victim and pick a nice bloke for a change, like my Bill—but
he wasn’t my bloke anymore, so I hadn’t said anything other than some vague
message of sympathy. She was my sister and I loved her, and it was horrible the
way she fell into the same trap time and time again. The current husband didn’t
physically assault her, and that was something, but he bullied her; I’d
witnessed it and I hated it. Nobody should talk to my sister like that. I would
have to go and sort him out when I got back from Paris. God knows how I’d do
that. I didn’t have a great record at sorting out Susan’s problems, and Bill
wouldn’t be around to consult—and even if he were, it would be too
awkward.
John yanked me
out of my reverie by handing me the glass of wine and I managed to take it
somehow, but I put it down quickly so as not to spill it or break the stem.
That would be all I needed. Splinters of glass in my hand, blood on the carpet,
everyone being solicitous, me waiting for someone to smack me because I’d broken
such a beautiful piece of lead crystal and ruined the set as a result.
But they were
talking about the food and the moment passed, I could disappear back into my
head for a while. I didn’t much like what I found there. I’d enjoyed my great
block of amnesia for such a long time, but I could feel it slipping away.
Darlington had been my home for so many years I’d successfully managed to wipe
my mind clean of everything from my childhood and teens. We hadn’t always lived
in the north. My early years had been spent in South London—Streatham. It
hadn’t been a bad place. School was fine, people were friendly, Mum liked the
shops, Dad had an easy commute into the City.
Susan had had
a boyfriend back then, a skinny lad who smoked too much, but who moved like a dancer.
I’d said that to her one time and she’d laughed, said no, he moved like a
boxer, not a dancer, so next time Dad was watching the boxing on the telly I
watched it too, and I thought, yes, she’s right, he does. I was all puppy fat
and acne in those days, and I thought I was gross. Susan was two years older,
sixteen, and beautiful. She and the boxer boy looked good together—I hated the
way they looked so good, it wasn’t fair—but one morning I was up very early and
I saw her going into the bathroom before anyone else was around, which meant
she didn’t have her usual make-up on, and there was a bruise on her cheek. I
asked her about it, I said, “What’s that?” just as Moyra had asked me about the
scar on my cheek. And she said “Nothing.” I said, “It’s not nothing,” but she
shut the bathroom door in my face and was a very long time in there. When she
came out, she was fully made up and you would never have known. I thought about
the boy who moved like a boxer, the skinny boy, and I decided to look at his hands
next time I saw him and check out whether his knuckles were bruised. They
weren’t, but I was suspicious of him, and I sensed he was a bully, or if not
exactly a bully, he was manipulating my sister and I didn’t like it. He could
get her to do anything. My tough, sassy sister was turning into a shadow, a
beautiful non-person, completely in thrall to this whippet of a boy who should
have been worshipping her beauty, not treating her like a plaything. I took to
scowling at him whenever he was around. He noticed it and it amused him. One
day when we were alone for a few moments, he called me a little tease and
pulled me into his arms and tried to kiss me. I was horrified and very scared.
I pushed him away and ran into the bathroom, locking the door behind me. I
stayed there for a very long time until I heard him leaving with Susan.
After that, I
took care not to scowl at him again, and I took even more care to make sure we
were never alone together as I was terrified he would do more than just kiss me
if he had the chance. I was fourteen and agonisingly shy; I’d never even held
hands with a boy, but I’d been very attentive during biology lessons at school
and I wasn’t stupid. I wondered about telling Susan what he’d done, but I
couldn’t bring myself to do it, so I told Mum instead and got a right
bollocking for making up such ridiculous stories about Susan’s lovely
boyfriend. I never told anyone else. Then it was Susan’s birthday party, and I
didn’t think she’d want me there, but she did, she insisted, said I could bring
a friend to keep me company, and I knew she was hoping I’d produce a boy from
somewhere but that was utterly beyond me. How could I ask a boy out when I was
incapable of even speaking to one? I’d become increasingly nervous of them,
even the geeky ones, since the attempted kiss. In the end I said I’d asked a
boy but he’d caught a heavy cold so he was very sorry, but he couldn’t come.
The party...
even now, with the memories flooding back, I found it hard to focus on what had
really happened. It was held in a hall or a scout hut or something. I couldn’t
remember exactly where. But I do remember how hot it was, and the piles of
cider bottles and Bacardi and beer out of a poly-pin, everyone dancing, the
music very loud. Jean Genie, that always seemed to be playing in those
Streatham days and nights. Susan and her friends—the ones with boyfriends—were
all over each other, snogging away, which made me hot and cold and excited and
embarrassed all at the same time. As the evening went on, people were getting
upset, there were tears, a few fights, and the thin, whippy lad, cool and
supercilious as ever, always with a cigarette in his fingers, was laughing at
them all—and then there was the row. I don’t know what Susan said or what he
said, or what set it off, but they were fighting, and she was pummelling him on
the chest with her fists, and he was batting her arms away, he was strong, far
too quick for her, and one time, I’m sure he didn’t mean to hit her, but his
arm, her head—she went down, and that was it. I was furious—you do NOT do that
to my sister! I launched myself into him, I became an unstoppable force, an
insanely ridiculous fat spotty blob of a bull charging, and he swung round, and
his cigarette—God, it hurt. It hurt so much. I screamed; me, who never spoke—I
screamed, and everyone looked, and I screamed and wailed and ran away, and I
remember him shouting after me, “Frannie! Frannie! Come back!” He started after
me, but there were people in the way and I was so scared, I thought he’s going
to kill me, so I dodged between them and I got out, and I ran—I don’t know
where, but somehow I got back home and I charged up the stairs and into my room
and flung myself onto my bed. Mum came in, and I was sobbing, and she said,
“What’s wrong? What’s happened? Why aren’t you at Susan’s party?” and I
wouldn’t tell her, but she saw the burn, and she said: “What have you been
doing! Have you been smoking? I can smell it on your clothes!” so she slapped
me. She’d not slapped me since I was a toddler, but she slapped me, and I
thought she’d never stop.
Hours later, I
went into the bathroom. I stood in front of the mirror, tied my long greasy
hair back and pressed the fringe down flat on my forehead. It reached over my
eyes. I picked up the scissors. First, I thinned the fringe, just a little.
There wasn’t much hair as I was suffering from stress-related alopecia. That’s
what the nurse had called it. Treatment was, “Here, have some pills.” I cut
along in a wobbly line, more or less level with the underside of my eyebrows. I
was sure Susan’s boyfriend didn’t know the colour of my eyes. I’d heard him
playing that game with Susan once: what would you sooner lose, a leg or an arm?
Your hearing or your sight? And Susan had said, go on—tell me the colour of my
eyes. She’d shut them tight, laughing, expecting the right answer, expecting a
kiss. He’d got it wrong and didn’t even try to kiss her. He hadn’t looked like
he cared and had probably got it wrong on purpose. He was cruel like that. I
kept snipping at the hairs in my fringe and they dropped into the sink, which
would be blocked by the time I’d finished and give Mum yet another reason to
scream at me. I looked at my face in the mirror. There they were; my eyes, my
beautiful hazel eyes, the only part of me that I didn’t absolutely despise. The
fringe wasn’t straight. I levelled it, brushed it out. Still wasn’t straight.
Snip-snip-snip. Still. Not. Straight.
Snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip-snip. Susan had dyed hers. Bleached it.
She’d gone blonde. Her boyfriend had told her he preferred redheads. I stuck
the point of the scissors into my scalp, watched the blob of blood. Watched...
watched... The red blob settled, then worked its way along a few hairs, gluing
them together, turning them darker. I preferred the brighter red. I wanted to
slip the scissors under my skin. Snip. Snip-snip. Raw and pink underneath. Snip. Snip. I didn’t do it, but I slashed at
my hair, all my hair, and cut and cut until it was reduced to tufts across my
head, and I wanted to hack at my scalp to get rid of the tufts, but I couldn’t
see clearly to do it, I was crying, and I held the scissors and I wanted to
stop my eyes from crying. Couldn’t do it.
‘Dinner’s
ready,’ said Renée and I lurched back into the present, into John’s elegant
Parisian apartment where we were about to have a delicious meal. I drank all
the wine in my glass. He had called me “Frannie.” Nobody called me Frannie.
Even Susan called me Frances these days.
The food was
as perfect as I had been expecting, and I even managed to enjoy it. Renée was
delighted with everything and everyone and didn’t seem to notice I was not
joining in the conversation. She sparkled, but she was burning far too
brightly. I thought of Roman Candles. Beautiful, but they burn out, and that’s
it, and everyone then looks to the skies for the big finale, the massive
rockets and their explosive brilliance. Vicky’s paintings surrounded us,
mocking Renée’s attempts to outshine them. I had the impression John was very
much aware of what Renée was doing and was happy to go along with it for
tonight, but ultimately the paintings were going to win. I had no idea what
Moyra thought of the situation, or even if she was thinking about it at all. We
left the dining room and retired to the other room with glasses of cognac, and
Renée actually snuggled up to John on the sofa; she slipped off her shoes and
pulled up her feet and I expected to hear her purring at any moment. He wasn’t
smoking. I wondered why not. I remember thinking, Renée, you are about to get
very badly hurt. This is what happens with John.
The sweet,
quiet moment lasted just a little longer. Moyra was staring into her brandy,
and from the way her finger moved round the glass, I guessed she was studying
the patterns the alcohol made as it rose up the sides. Renée was melting into
John. I was sitting quietly, gathering my strength, because Renée was going to
need it.
And then it
was all over. We heard the key in the lock. The door to the apartment opened.
‘Who’s that?’
said Renée, suddenly sitting up.
‘That,’ said
John, with a deeply satisfied smile, ‘is my wife.’
A dark, petite
woman came into the room and all the pictures roared into life. John got up and
embraced Vicky and I thought he was never going to let her go, but he did and
then she was grinning at all of us, saying, ‘People! Lovely!’ and I thought, oh
bugger, she’s nice. I had been so determined not to like her. Renée did that
thing where she grows two inches taller. She looked outrageously glamorous.
Little Vicky in comparison was being entirely natural and was obviously
delighted to see us all. She was winning easily.
‘Renée!’ she
said, and she went across and gave her a peck on the cheek. I thought she
wasn’t going to be tall enough to do it, but it turned out Renée’s height had
been an illusion after all.
‘And this is
Moyra, who is a phenomenally talented artist,’ said John, and I waited for
Vicky to be jealous as hell, but she wasn’t, she was clearly delighted.
‘Moyra,’ she
said, and she instinctively put her hand out to shake Moyra’s, which was
exactly the right thing to do. Moyra returned the handshake, looking satisfied
and confident.
I wondered how
he’d introduce me. How honest he was going to be in front of Vicky?
‘And this is
Frannie,’ he said. ‘We go back a long, long way.’
‘Wonderful!’
said Vicky.
Oh God. He’d
done it. Vicky came up to me and gave me a hug, and I was so grateful because a
hug was exactly what I needed at that point, and if I couldn’t have one from
Bill, I would happily accept it from this sweet, kind girl.
Renée was
staring at me. What must she be thinking? She mouthed the words, ‘A long way?’
at me. I knew she’d want explanations later. I couldn’t give her any. There
weren’t any. This wasn’t happening.
‘I need
coffee,’ said Vicky.
‘Onto it,’
said John, and he disappeared into the kitchen.
‘John makes
the best coffee,’ said Vicky. She followed him.
Once she was
gone, Renée looked at me as if I were a complete stranger and said, ‘How long?’
‘So long that
I’d completely forgotten. Honestly, Renée. All I remember is that he went out
with my sister for a bit when we were in our teens, back in the Streatham days.
It took me a while to recognise him. I only ever knew him as ‘John’ back then,
and that’s a common enough name. Didn’t know the ‘Stephenson’ or I might have
clicked sooner. I wasn’t even sure it was actually him until he called me
“Frannie” just now.’
‘You sure he
didn’t go out with you?’
‘Heavens no.
Absolutely not. Just my sister.’
‘Not even one
snog?’
‘Categorically
not. I wouldn’t have let him near me.’
‘Okay, okay, I
believe you. I need a smoke. Do you mind?’
Moyra said
‘Yes,’ but I didn’t reply. Renée ignored Moyra, got out an elegant long skinny
black cigarette and lit it with practised care. Then she sat back in her chair
and drew deeply. She looked old, tired, but still somehow exquisite. She must
have been thinking she had just had her last dinner with the man she loved, and
now it was all over—or maybe that was my overactive imagination and she was
taking all this in her stride and girding her loins ready for the next attack.
John and Vicky
came back in with a tray containing an incredibly beautiful coffee set. I
wasn’t sure I dared pick up one of those tiny cups. Vicky saw me looking at
them. ‘Sèvres,’ she said, with great affection. ‘Wedding present from Simon,
John’s best friend.’
‘And the love
of your life,’ said John, ‘before I stole you away from him.’
She kissed him
on the cheek with such affection I thought surely even Renée should be able to
take pleasure in the way these two were so obviously one of those rare, golden
couples, but she had changed guises again, and now was playing the part of
tragic heroine, and refusing to take pleasure in anything at all. She walked
over to the ostentatious grand piano and opened the lid, languidly played a few
notes. It was impressive, a beautiful and sad melody. Bach, perhaps? I didn’t
know she played. Perhaps she didn’t. I wouldn’t have put it past her to have
learnt a small sequence of notes for just such an occasion. She put the lid
back down and went into what sounded like a prepared speech.
‘Isn’t it
strange, the way our young lives are so changed by music, even while our small
fingers struggle to find the notes.’
‘That piano
actually turned up on a building site in Paris last year,’ said John. ‘Broken
strings. I think it was drunk and had crashed.’
‘It’s strings
were hammered?’ said Vicky with a giggle.
‘When I am
weary,’ said Renée, determined to continue with her script despite the others,
‘I find—what’s the word? Solace, yes that’s it: I find solace in Haydn
sonatas.’
‘I didn’t know
you played’ I said. I didn’t think she was going to get much encouragement from
Vicky or John, and I was supposed to be her friend. Plus, this felt safe, and
God knows I needed a safe topic of conversation.
‘Oh yes. I had
lessons from a master.’
I’m willing to
bet all of us except possibly Moyra immediately imagined she had slept with
this “master”. Poor Renée. She was trying so hard.
‘The piano is
not an instrument you can teach yourself,’ she said, ‘or you end up frantic,
you yearn to rip out the keys at every wrong note, folding your anger between
the pages of Beethoven’s Pathétique sonata.’
I thought she
was overdoing it now. I didn’t know how to respond, but John pitched it just
right.
‘Two dark
tractors pass in a field,’ he said. ‘One is driven by a man called Chopin, the
other by Rachmaninov. The chances of this happening are ridiculous.’
Vicky snorted
with laughter. ‘I’ll say.’ Then she put her hand to her brow, and honestly, it
was a piss-take of Renée, real silent movie star stuff, though I don’t think
she realised she was doing it—but she put on a husky voice and said, ‘A pale
light reflects off brass pedals, burnished by years of use. There is sawdust
beneath the piano. If you listen closely, you can hear the woodworm boring
away, finding their resonant frequency.’
Then it was
John’s turn. It became a duet between the two of them.
‘On top of the
piano,’ he said,’ is a lovely piece of slate fashioned into an ashtray, but
nobody’s allowed to smoke any more. It rattles when Topper plays the Maple Leaf
Rag. He calls it the Maple Teeth. We don’t correct him—he has a temper.’
Vicky thought
for a bit, then said, ‘There’s a young girl standing twenty yards from the
piano on Paddington station, yearning for Schumann, for woodland scenes. She’ll
never move any closer. The Prophet Bird sings out, late into the soft October
night. We leave the performance early as we don’t want to hear the Scriabin. We
are not strong enough.’
‘You might not
be,’ muttered Renée.
John ignored
her. ‘There’s a distant tapping on the road, the men are working, they have
their sign up. We remember how we used to joke about umbrellas. The old piano
had brackets for candles. Middle C is opposite the keyhole, but I have mislaid
the key.’
Vicky went up
to him and held both his hands, looked up into his face. ‘An avenue, dark and
nameless, curtains drawn. Someone’s playing scales, C sharp minor, badly. Their
playing is uneven, the hands do not match, they should stop and do something
else—climb a mountain and pray to the gods of high places that they don’t pick
one where someone has left a piano.’
John: ‘We dare
not go near the piano floor in Harrods. That place means death. It is peopled
by ghosts. It no longer exists. The entrance is blocked by brambles.’
Vicky: ‘Late
in the summer the strange horses came, black-plumed, but instead of a coffin,
Mozart’s piano, dressed in black crepe.’
‘I remember my father,’ said John, ‘how he played
me to sleep with Schubert and Brahms, and now this is something I wish you to
do for me.’
At this point Vicky gave him a big hug, quite
rightly. Then she continued.
‘When the
water runs into the bath, if you listen carefully, you can hear pianos running
through the pipes.’
Renée rolled
her eyes. I knew what she was thinking. Pianos running through pipes?
Ridiculous.
‘You could
build bridges or be a brain surgeon or play Beethoven,’ said John. ‘All are
skilled jobs. There’s only one you can still do when you’re ninety-four.’
Vicky smiled.
‘Reading music by candlelight makes it sound sweeter.’
‘And if a man
should build a piano out of a quarter ton of Lego, and if the strings should be
wound of fishing line, ay, what then?’
Vicky laughed
at that one.
‘The sound of
cars passing in the wet, the swish-swish of their tyres, the soaking wet street
piano, the boys laughing, trying to play Metallica.’
I tried to
imagine the wet piano sound doing metal. Couldn’t quite get there.
It was John’s
turn. ‘In the not too distant future, I will play in seven flats and the
sonorities will be glorious, and you will fall in love with me.’
‘This is a
stupid way to die, crushed by a piano falling out of a Glasgow tenement window
in a comedy short.’
Laurel and
Hardy—that was it! I used to love that film where they’re trying to move a
piano—just an upright, but still hard enough—up flights of stairs. Those films,
my childhood. Long time ago. So sad.
‘The piano is
under an awning now,’ said John. ‘The people are talking about rain. The piano
is sulking.’
Vicky:
‘Someone puts a vase of peonies on the piano in memory of a suicide.’
John again: ‘I
sit down to play Chopin, the Opus 25 Etudes. By the time I finish we are
married and have ten children.’
‘We bloody do not!’
said Vicky. She moved away and sat down.
‘Ladies,’ said
John, addressing me and Renée. ‘Tomorrow I am going to steal Moyra away from
you while Victoria and I take her to see some gallery people. I have no doubt
you’ll be able to amuse yourselves.’
‘Are you sure
this is what she wants?’ said Renée.
‘It will be,’
said John, followed closely by Moyra’s ‘Yes.’
Renée went
into full Gloria Swanson mode and it was all I could do not to laugh. John
caught my eye, ever so briefly, and I thought, he shouted at me that night
because he knew he had hurt me and I was running away and he was worried for
me, I might have run into a road or anything. I might have been killed. He
might have caused an awful tragedy, instead of the minor one he actually
caused, of me having a tiny scar and being nervous of boys for the next couple
of years. He was probably still worrying about it now, and that was why he
hadn’t spoken to me since we’d been here. He didn’t know what to say. He would
be all right tomorrow, because he would have been able to talk it through with
Vicky, and she would have told him he was being silly, and all he had to do is
say sorry and everything would be fine.
No. He wasn’t
thinking about me at all. He never had. He vaguely knew me as Susan’s little
sister, the fat spotty one. He had never liked me, hadn’t had much to say to me
back then and he had even less to say to me now. It was a clever trick to
remember my name, I’ll grant him that, but I was dull. I had no purpose. I
didn’t have Renée’s ability to sleep with him when he was feeling the itch, or
Moyra’s ability to engage his interest with her art. I had nothing, and I might
as well not exist.
I drank the
bitter dregs of my coffee from the tiny cup and longed for Bill to come in at
this point with a great steaming mug of tea, but he couldn’t, because he was
back in Darlington, and instinct told me by now he’d have got fed up of being
on his own even after just a few days, and would have buggered off to see
Elaine down the road, or even Audrey over in Aycliffe Village. Or Josie. No,
she wouldn’t have lasted. Too young. I was sure—or rather, I hoped, that that
infatuation was over by now. But he had his comforts dotted about all over the
place. Some I knew about, not all. I was good at ironing his shirts. That was
the only thing that was keeping him with me—but I was away now, so I wasn’t
ironing them. He’d be gone once I got back, off to find a docile shirt-ironer
who was more enthusiastic in other areas than me, and I would have to start all
over again. There would be the divorce to sort out, and I knew from Susan’s
divorces how long and painful that could be, but at least Jessie was grown up
so there wasn’t any question of fighting over access. Bill had been through it
all before, so he’d know what to do. I didn’t, but I guessed it was a case of
sorting the money, the house, my redundancy package, his salary, the pensions.
Oh, dear God, I’d need a solicitor. I couldn’t do this. Why was I in France
drinking coffee out of Sèvres porcelain anyway? Bloody stupid.
Except that
the coffee was delicious, and if only I’d let John kiss me that time, this
might have all been mine—except it couldn’t have been, don’t be stupid. There
was the question of the artwork. I could never have produced anything like
these heartrending, glorious paintings that surrounded us on every side. I
couldn’t draw my agony the way Moyra did or paint my ecstasy like Vicky. The
only honest painting I had ever done was the nude selfie, and that was hidden
away on top of the wardrobe in a cold empty house in Darlington, and nobody was
ever going to see it again.
CHAPTER
ELEVEN
We’d finished our coffee. Vicky was sitting
cross-legged on the sofa next to John, with no artifice at all, looking young
and lovely and a complete contrast to the way Renée had been melting into him earlier.
We’d moved from soft focus black and white into vibrant colour. Renée herself
had withdrawn into an elegant rococo chair which gave her a queenly aspect—I
think she was trying to channel Liz Taylor as Cleopatra. Moyra was drawing some
complicated tale that no doubt was another in the “Alfred” series, but luckily
nobody had asked her to explain it, and she now had her head down and would be
unlikely to respond to any enquiry. Vicky had just asked me how long I’d known
John, and I wasn’t sure how to answer, but while I pondered what should have
been an easy question, John said, ‘Frannie and I were friends even before I
joined the ranks of the priesthood.’
‘Before
you did what?’ said Renée, her poise
deserting her. ‘You were never a priest. Don’t be ridiculous.’
John
made the sign of the cross in a very convincing manner.
‘You
can’t have been,’ said Renée. ‘Impossible.’
‘That’s
what they said at the seminary.’
‘John,
don’t be so naughty,’ said Vicky, laughing. ‘Tell the truth.’
‘Okay.
Not a priest then. But very nearly. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll
begin. Prepare yourselves for the pitiful tale of a poor little orphan boy.’
‘You
weren’t an orphan,’ said Renée.
‘As
good as,’ said John, more seriously. ‘Shall we just say I was something of a
delinquent as a small child and was taken into care at an age when I should
have been clinging to my mother’s skirts. Come to think of it, my poor dead
mother should have been clinging onto her own skirts rather tighter some nine
months before my first appearance in this world.’
‘John!’
Vicky gave him a playful wallop.
‘The
rot set in with the aunts. I was handed over to them at a tender age and they
attempted to bring me up in a distant land where the vertical sun kills each
shadow.’
‘That would be
Croydon, then,’ said Renée under her breath.
‘I tried to be
good, but the light was hurtful and failed to flood me with love. The aunts
spent much of their time in church, preparing for hardship. They were there
week after week, reporting my sins. I was sent to Sunday School, but it didn’t
take in the way they wanted. Yes, I had a great desire to see angels, they
fascinated me, but I wanted to take them to bed and bury my face in their stiff
leathery wings.’
‘Like hell you
did,’ said Renée.
‘I was young,
I didn’t understand what was happening, particularly one day when the aunts
were filling in crossword puzzles, as was their wont, and armed police
surrounded the house of the butcher next door who had run out of organs.’
‘He’d what?’ said Vicky.
‘His lights,
his lungs, his multiple hearts, his sausages, had all been on display in the
heat, and this had been unwise. Even the aunts didn’t think it was a good idea.
I’d been laughing at the events that morning and I suspect happiness was not
allowed. The aunts were more into sadness, as well as having a boundless lust
for huge red-faced men, butchers particularly, with sweat glands and issues of
trust. I wanted to help, to offer my awkward lisping words. I knew I was hardly
fluent. But they didn’t want to listen to me—they were off riding their horses,
their skirts flying, which made it obvious they weren’t wearing any knickers,
but that was because the butcher had told them you shouldn’t when mounted, and
they had believed.’
‘John,
you are so full of shit,’ said Renée. ‘I met those aunts. They were nothing
like that.’
‘So
you did. We went and stayed there that one time, didn’t we. Separate rooms, of
course. We lay either side of the wall, under crocheted blankets, our bed
stands well supplied with water and cobwebs and polite magazines, the doors
disguised with sagging wallpaper.’
‘And there
were those awful yellow patches of rotting felt on the floor. My dears, it was
disgusting,’ said Renée.
‘Wasn’t it
just. And while we lay in bed, pretty much under curfew, the aunts were outside
in the dark, picking up pieces of snow and placing them in buckets. Remember
that yowling from the living room?’
‘That sounded
like two cats in agonised humping?’
‘Yes, that was
what they wanted us to think.’ He nodded. ‘The aunts ran back inside and threw
their snow on the coals.’
And I was
thinking, now, you can’t know that, not if you were in bed. You’re making all
of this up. You’re a liar. A nasty one. A vicious one.
‘Outside,’ he
said, ‘the trees were advancing, the snow flumped, and the holes left behind by
the aunts would soon be buried, like us, on either side of the wall. Later, if
we weren’t careful, we would be flung in the back of a bin van and trundled
across the ice-frozen lake. We were convinced this would happen. The night
finally normalised around two a.m. when the cats fell asleep. We crept into
each other’s arms, knowing this should not be rushed, this creaking of pines,
this soughing of aunts.’
‘Bollocks,’
said Vicky, cheerfully. ‘Enough of the knickerless aunts. I want to know how
you nearly became a priest. Tell the truth this time.’
‘Okay.
I’ll behave. The epiphany came one summer. I’d just turned twelve, and social
services had placed me with the redoubtable Allison and her husband Jonah. They
were evangelical, practically missionaries, and I had decided to detest them:
fat Allison with her home-knitted nylon cardigans, and Jonah with his
Amish-style beard.’
‘And hat to
match?’ said Vicky.
‘Naturally.
I’d only been with them a few weeks and was already sick of all the praying
when they took it into their heads to take me on holiday. I was a pale and
sickly child, skinny as a runner bean.’
I doubted the
pale and sickly bit, but skinny was true. I listened more attentively.
‘They took me
to the seaside—Tenby as I recall. They had a theory about candy floss being
healthy and helpful. The sea and sand were fine, but Jonah made me wear long
trousers and long-sleeved button-up tee-shirts, his reasoning being that
modesty was as becoming in a young boy as a girl, which I wasn’t sure about,
but at least I wouldn’t get sunburnt. I answered back all the time, and thought
I was getting away with it, but they had saved up all their disappointment in
me until we were back in the bungalow, where they forced me to kneel. They held
me down and prayed and then made me lie flat on the floor and prayed and prayed
and prayed. Then we “broke bread” and they rejoiced, so at least I got fed, but
that praying thing had been excruciating and pointless. At least they didn’t
paw at me or try to hug me, as some of the other foster parents had done, so
that was a relief, but I had to sing their boring songs, and go to their boring
meetings where they cried a lot and praised Jesus because I was such a
blessing. They even started introducing me to people as “The Blessing”.’
Vicky
giggled. ‘I’ll have to try that.’
‘Don’t
you dare. So we were on holiday and I was being good, most of the time, and
thought maybe I’d be able to stick this one out for the sake of the candy floss
if nothing else, when I bumped into Steve. We’d been best mates at the Home the
year before. He couldn’t believe what had happened to me, all the “holy” crap,
so he behaved in typical Steve manner: he flung himself onto the sand and
ground it into his face, and went “Aargghh!” and leapt up and ran miles down
the beach and then back again and threw sand at me until I started laughing and
throwing it back, and then he leapt on me and punched me in the eye so I
walloped him and I thought, this is happiness, this is how it should be, not
those happy-clappy songs in a room smelling of over-boiled cabbage. That was
when he told me about the island. He said you could get a boat trip out to see
it, that there were killer rabbits on one half, and gannets that speared you
with their beaks on the other. He said it was a laugh, and I should get Allison
and Jonah to take me there, because that would give them something to pray
about.
‘I liked the
idea. I was going to do it. Steve’s minders caught up with him at that moment
and tried to drag him away, so he threw a fit and they had to restrain him. It
was vicious. Allison and Jonah hadn’t seen anything because they’d been sitting
on the beach facing each other, reading Bible verses and getting visibly turned
on by the act.’
‘Yuck,’ said
Vicky.
‘Jonah was
wearing his big wooden cross and Allison’s face was shiny with factor 60, and I
lost it—I actually said a prayer, or made a promise, or something. We were
going to go to that island, and we were going to go there for Steve because of
the way that minder had sat on him and cracked his arm back to lock it. I
returned to where Allison and Jonah were praying behind the windbreak—their
attempt at modesty. I picked up the Bible, opened it at random, and the first
verse I saw was: Oh Lord God; to whom
vengeance belongeth; Oh God, to whom vengeance belongeth, shew thyself. I
didn’t read it out loud, but I thought: that’s one thing Allison and Jonah have
got right. Open the Book randomly, and it really does speak to you. I looked up
and told them I would like to visit the retreat. Jonah asked me which retreat,
and he leaned forward so that his huge wooden cross swayed towards me and
nearly hit me in the face. And then I put on an act worthy of Renée. You’d have
been proud of me, darling. I donned my best cherubic look and said, “The
island. A boy on the beach—or perhaps he was an angel—told me about it.
Behold!” I stood up, shaded my eyes, and pointed to the island which you could
just see on the horizon. I breathed deeply and shuddered, thinking of saints
and martyrs. “Tis an island, dark and low, but I go to seek the light.”
‘Allison
clapped her hands. “Oh joy! Oh blessings!” And that was that. We packed up our
things, got in the car and tootled down to the harbour, which was very crowded,
so we were stuck in a queue going round and round the car park. Jonah was
rapidly losing his enthusiasm. “Or we could go to Cardiff?” he said. “Big
prayer meeting this afternoon.” Allison snarled like a cat when you’ve stamped
on its tail. “The Blessing!” She spat the words out. God, I hated the pair of
them so much, but I sat in the back being determinedly angelic. Vengeance! A
car moved out of a parking spot and they were all “Praise the Lord!” and I was
all “Amen! Amen!” and they were like “Hallelujah!” I touched my cheek bone
where Steve had hit me, but it felt more as if he had kissed me because it was
proper affection, it was how love should be, not the way Allison and Jonah did
it, grinning all the time, shining with factor 500 or whatever it was’
I touched my
own cheek at this point. Couldn’t help it. Didn’t think anyone noticed, but I
looked up and John was staring at me. Then he turned away and went on with his
ridiculous story. I didn’t believe a word of it, but everyone else was lapping
it up. I remembered the skinny lad who had convinced my mother that black was
white. I’d thought he’d moved beautifully. Like a dancer. A boxer. I’d wanted
him. Needed him. But my mum had slapped some sense into me.
‘It was three
in the afternoon by now, and I didn’t know if any boats would still be going
out, but Jonah went to the kiosk and got us tickets while Allison opened her
Bible and read out: “Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler,
and from the noisome pestilence,” and I was thinking, oh no he won’t, not if I
have anything to do with it, but I kept quiet. Jonah came back with the tickets
and we went down to the quayside. Our boat had just docked, and it was full of
people who to my eyes looked at least a hundred years old. They were taking
forever to disembark. Jonah and Allison did their Christian bit and helped them
up the ramp and I joined in to confirm my status as beloved angel, blessed boy,
gift of God, etc. We finally got them all up onto a safe bit of the harbour,
only to see the boat sailing off without us, which I thought was hilarious, but
Jonah went bright red and Allison looked as if she was going to cry. They went
back to the kiosk and talked in very stern and serious voices to the poor lady
there until she had no choice but to ring around and try to find another boat
for us. Took ages, but she managed at last, and a surly-looking bloke with a
little putter-putter boat turned up. We got into this boat and Jonah stood up
in the middle of it and gave an uplifting sermon about the waves and his
namesake and big fishes and what have you until the waves were so big, he had
to sit down again. We reached the island and the bloke tied up the boat and
told us to get off, but he looked at me and said quietly, “Are you sure?” and I
said, “Oh, yes. They’re completely mad, but I’ll see they’re okay.” We stepped
onto the island and he untied his boat and puttered away. Wine anyone?’
Vicky held out
her glass, and John opened another
bottles, topped her up, and continued.
‘The island
stank. There was one little path. The gannets were on the right and they were
furious, they spat and squawked and pecked at our ankles. The rabbit warrens
were on the left. I didn’t see any killer rabbits, but the holes were like
those cheeses that are more holes than cheese. You couldn’t have walked across
there, or you’d have been swallowed up. Maybe the killer rabbits lurked
beneath, waiting for you to fall in and break your leg. Jonah and Allison were
still smiling and praying, but that’s their default position, they can’t do
anything else. I shivered as I was only wearing my tee-shirt and thin trousers
and it was several degrees cooler out here than on the mainland. Allison
started singing in her thin wavery voice and that set the gannets off again. At
four o’clock she said she wondered when the boat would be coming back to pick
us up, and Jonah gave her such a look. Then he started singing, and his deep
rumbly voice must have upset the sea and the sky, because the wind got up and
it clouded over in no time; darker and darker. I thought I saw a rabbit pop up
out of a hole and bare its teeth before going back down again. I wished Jonah
would stop singing his rain song, but he sang louder and deeper and there was a
flash and then a rumble of thunder. No rain yet, but we knew it was coming, we
could see it in the distance. The horizon disappeared and there was this sort
of yellowy-orange hole in the sky while all around was rolling black clouds,
and the sea turned to ink. It was actually pretty good. I was enjoying myself—I
was twelve years old, stuck on an island inhabited by mad killer rabbits,
furious gannets, and a couple of insane missionaries. I thought life couldn’t
get much better, but then the rain reached us, and it stopped being so much
fun. Massive great splots of water fell as if God were emptying buckets over
us. Allison giggled and held out her arms and Jonah slapped her hand away and
said she had no right, so she giggled even more and stretched out her arms wide
as if she were nailed to the cross, waiting for her palms to be struck by
lightning. Jonah grabbed one of her arms and yanked it down hard. “Blasphemer!”
he shouted, and I stepped back carefully to avoid the killer rabbit holes.
Allison lifted her arms again and Jonah roared and lunged for her: she
screamed, the gannets screamed, the thunder clapped directly overhead, and the
lightning must’ve hit some part of the island because I felt the shock through
my feet. Then they were down on the ground amongst the rabbit holes and I saw
Jonah lift his great big fist and bring it smashing down onto Allison’s face.
She didn’t scream anymore.’
He paused,
remembering—or maybe thinking which way he could take this ridiculous story.
None of us said a word.
‘The clouds
drifted away. The gannets quietened down after a bit. Allison lay on the ground,
very still. Jonah kept kissing her face. I’d never seen him kiss her before. He
didn’t stop. He kept kissing and kissing and crying. I had a lump in my throat.
I hated Allison, but I’d never wanted this to happen. I wanted the boat to come
back. Why hadn’t it come back? I wanted to ask Jonah, but I decided he must
have gone crazy, so I thought it best not to draw his attention to myself. I
worked out what must have happened: the proper boat was the one with all the
old people on it, but that one hadn’t brought us out, so it didn’t know it had
to come and pick us up. The bloke in the putter-putter wasn’t going to go out
of his way to help, I was sure of that. The only person left was the lady in
the kiosk. She knew we were out here, but Allison and Jonah had been horrible
to her, so she might not care. And then I did something very odd for me. I got
down on my knees among the gannets, and they didn’t peck me, they seemed to
accept me as one of their own. I thought of St Francis and St Cuthbert and
Steve with his arm twisted backwards, and poor Allison with her face smashed
in, and I suppose me thinking of them turned into a kind of a prayer; a real
one. It must’ve been, because it was answered. A little later on, when it was
almost dark, there was a boat—and the bloke in the boat came onto the island
with a torch and found me curled up among the gannets and Jonah lying on top of
Allison, and he called for the coastguard and got it all sorted out somehow. I
was sent back to the Home straight away that night, and Steve was so bloody
happy to see me he gave me two black eyes and had to be punished but he didn’t
care. Nobody told me what became of Jonah, but that was fine. I didn’t want to
know. I tried to forget, but for a long time, on dark and stormy nights, Jonah
and Allison would return and haunt me.
‘Twenty years
later, I decided I needed to lay their ghosts to rest, so I took a group of my
parishioners on a day trip to the island. We didn’t get off the boat—it was a
nature reserve by then, and you weren’t allowed—but we sailed around and I told
them about a miracle, an unlikely conversion that happened here one stormy
afternoon on a narrow path between the gannets and the killer rabbits.’
We were quiet for
a while, then, ‘You did nothing of the sort,’ said Renée.
‘Perhaps not.
But it makes a fitting end to the tale, don’t you think?’
‘Did you ever
see Steve again?’ said Vicky.
‘Yes. He was
in and out of prison, but in one place they taught him a trade—joinery—and he
surprised himself by being good at it. So good that the next time he was out he
took a professional qualification and learnt to restore antique furniture. That
was how I met up with him again. He used to work on pieces from my showroom.
Nicked a few of course.’
‘No, he
didn’t,’ said Vicky, giggling.
‘Not many,’
said John, and he kissed her on the forehead. She laid her head on his
shoulder. I wondered how much of the story had been pure fabrication. Most of
it, no doubt, but there had been some truth in there too. I remembered the
whippy lad that Susan had been dating. Could easily have been a borstal boy. My
parents certainly thought so. They hadn’t approved of him at all at first,
though they were still dazzled by his good looks, and he could turn on the
charm, even back then.
‘But that
wasn’t the only trauma of my childhood,’ he said, and I waited, wondering
whether this time he would tell us the truth. He closed his eyes as if trying
his hardest to remember.
‘I was five
years old, at school. There had been a lot of screaming and running about, but
now we were sitting silently in our classroom. A masked man came in, told us to
get up. He led us into the yard, lined us up along one wall and some of us wet
ourselves, I was one. I remember that too clearly, the hot trickle turning icy
cold, the chafing. We stood there for hours. My knees kept locking. We heard
explosions, saw clouds of yellow and purple rising up, dirty and stinking, and
I thought back to earlier that day, getting ready for school. I hadn’t wanted
to go. I’d thought of pretending I had a tummy ache in order to stay at home,
because I wanted to make sure Ruth—my then foster mother—wasn’t going to kill
herself. She looked so sad when she thought I wasn’t watching her. She burnt the
toast, and I told her it didn’t matter. I forced myself to eat it, to not mind
the scrape of rancid butter, the memory of marmalade.
‘Then the
shouting, and closer, a barrage of shooting, and me, just seven years old—’
Gotcha! I
thought. He’d said he was five. Get it right, John.
‘—a line of us
up against the wall, the masked men waiting, and Steve went berserk. He lunged
forward out of the line, and one of the men cracked his skull with his rifle
butt. He crumpled. I thought of the story he’d read out the previous week about
his sister’s hamster, how funny it had been, and I thought of how his shirt
tails always came out of his trousers, how he managed to get ink on his knees.
Now he just lay in the school yard, broken.’
I didn’t want
to hear any more. John told these stories too well, he was too convincing, even
when the facts were obviously wrong. He’d persuade anyone of anything. Renée
came to the rescue.
‘Darling,’ she
said, ‘you really are full of shit, aren’t you.’
John grinned
at her.
‘You’ve never
had a friend called Steve,’ she said. ‘You’ve never been a poor little waif and
stray—when I first met you, your best friend was a psychologist called Evan,
and you used to meet up with him in that café in Bacchus Wynd every week to
discuss philosophy—no, don’t try to deny it, I was there, remember?’
John laughed.
‘So you were.
But Renée, my love, the tales I could tell about you!’
‘I know you
could, but the difference is, they’d be true.’
I was tired. I
wanted to make my excuses and slip off to my bedroom, but I knew if I tried to
sleep I wouldn’t be able to help listening to the low voices next door—mostly
John’s—and it would be agonising not to be able to hear clearly what everyone
was saying, so I stayed. John was now talking about courage, about a time when
he had, allegedly, been fourteen years old, living on a farm with lots of
younger kids, also fostered.
‘One day a man
arrived in a big car with dark windows,’ he was saying. ‘We all ran and hid,
except for our foster dad, Jacob, who stood there in his loose corduroy
trousers, the piglets running and squealing around his feet. The man got out of
the car. He was wearing a dark suit and shades. I couldn’t hear what they were
saying, but I could see well enough what was going on. The man pushed Jacob’s
shoulder, and he staggered back. I willed him to stand up to the man, but his
hands were at his sides, he wasn’t going to defend himself. A chicken flapped
down from the window ledge, and the cockerel strutted round the yard, proud and
strong, taking the piss, but Jacob lowered his head, meekly. I didn’t want to
watch. I gathered the little ones together, took them out along the lane which
was claggy and stinking with cow’s piss. I told them Jacob was doing this
deliberately; play-acting to buy us time. Once we were gone, Jacob would kill
the man. That’s what I told them. They liked that. They’d seen Jacob cutting a
squealer’s throat, they’d seen him castrating the bullocks, they believed him
capable of doing what I said. I led them down to the mill race, into danger. I
knew they’d follow me anywhere, but this was just water, full of noise. Pick it
up, and it slips through your fingers.’
This story
scared me, and I thought there might well be more truth in it than any of the
others, but I didn’t know, and I didn’t want to think about it.
Then Moyra’s
booming voice said goodnight. I wondered what she’d made of it all. She’d sat
there drawing, and if she’d been illustrating what she’d been hearing she’d
have made something extraordinary, but her drawing was obsessive, and I
wondered if she ever would be able to stop. She needed a break, but probably
only Dylan could have done anything about it, and he was long gone.
And Bill? Oh
Bill... I closed my eyes tight shut and hoped I’d dream about him tonight,
because if I didn’t then I would dream about John and I couldn’t bear to do
that, not again, not after all these years.
‘I
wonder what would have become of you if you’d really become a priest,’ said
Renée.
John
thought for a moment, with his hands in that steeple position that weirdly
transformed him into an elderly priest without doing anything else at all.
And
at this point I got up and said goodnight and went to bed. I’d had enough. I’d
leave Vicky and Renée to fight over John’s soul. I didn’t know who would win,
and I didn’t care. He was infuriating. Always had been. Vicky and Renée were
each as idiotic as the other and needed their heads knocking together. I was
well out of it.
CHAPTER
TWELVE
I woke up early the next morning and made myself
coffee—not fragrant and exquisite and served in a delicate vessel, but plain
and instant and I even managed to find a smallish mug to drink it from. Moyra
was next up. She looked haggard. She told me she’d been drawing—Vicky had given
her some materials. This incessant artwork was so obviously bad for her, but I
wasn’t sure what to do about it. Direct approach? Might as well try.
‘Looks
to me like all this sketching is wearing you out.’
‘Yes.
It is.’
‘Why
don’t you stop?’
‘I
can’t. Not without Dylan.’
‘Where
is he now?’
‘I
don’t know.’
‘Don’t
you have his mobile number?’
‘No.’
‘Friends?
Family? Someone might know?’
‘Yes,
someone might know, and they might tell me, and then I would know, but I wouldn’t
know what to do with that information. So I draw, because it’s what I have to
do, and it’s all I can do now.’
‘But
it’s wearing you out.’
‘Yes.’
‘Does
John realise what it’s doing to you?’
‘I
don’t know what John realises.’
‘Have
you told him?’
‘No.’
‘He
probably doesn’t realise then.’
‘No,
probably not.’
‘Vicky?’
‘What
about her?’
‘Does
she... oh, don’t worry. We’ll find some way out of this mess.’
‘It’s
not a mess. I draw pictures. John and Vicky are going to take me to see some
gallery people today with my drawings. The gallery people might want to exhibit
my work. They might sell it. If they sell it, I will get some money. I will be
able to buy more art materials and draw more pictures.’
‘And
will that make you happy?’
‘I
don’t know if what I feel when I do my drawings is happiness. My artwork is
outside happiness and sadness. It is otherness.’
‘Would
you sooner be doing more art, or have Dylan back?’
‘I
don’t know.’
I was getting
nowhere with this. I decided to try another tack.
‘What
does Alfred say?’
‘He
can’t say anything,’ said Moyra, and she laughed at me, but it wasn’t a happy
laugh. ‘He’s a bear. My father pulled his head off.’
‘Oh.’
I was
relieved when Renée came in.
‘Darlings!
How are we all this morning? Moyra? Raring to take the Paris art world by
storm? Frances? Shall we go and set off fireworks in the Louvre? Bungee jump
off the Eiffel Tower? String John Bloody Stephenson up by the you know whats?’
‘Renée!
But yes, and why not.’ I was relieved at the way she was this morning; back to
full strength and clearly not about to take any nonsense from anyone. We were
in for a fun day. Moyra was still looking miserable, but Renée wasn’t stupid,
she could see there was a problem.
‘Listen
girls, let me tell you about older husbands—and I know Dylan and Bill aren’t
exactly doddering old fools, not yet, but from what I’ve heard, neither of them
has shown a lot of common sense; neither knows when they’re well off. You know
what happens if you don’t get rid of them? If they cling onto you, and you grow
old together? Really old? You end up screaming at windows. That’s what happens,
and you don’t want that, believe me.’
‘I
don’t think I would ever scream at a window,’ said Moyra.
‘Me
neither,’ I said.
‘You’d
be surprised,’ said Renée. ‘Have you ever been in one of those sad old pubs,
peopled by lonely old married men with their turkey-necks—you know, ancient
decrepit blokes nursing pints in the snug, quiet, but in their minds they’re
battering at barred windows and screaming? They’re not happy either. At home,
they have wives who’ve been reading articles telling them their boobs wouldn’t
have sagged if they hadn’t worn bras all those years, and they cackle at the
articles, they tear them up, they throw the pieces of paper up in the air and
watch them flutter down to the carpet. They go upstairs. They try it: they take
off their bras and they see wrinkly sagging sacks that are somehow still part
of their bodies, and they’re still like that when their husbands come home and
find them, sitting like statues at their dressing tables, watching their
yellowing crepe paper skin from all three angles, blotchy and brown where the
silvering at the back of the mirror has started to lose its integrity. The men
turn away, astonished, wondering what these terrifying old crones are doing in
their homes. They go downstairs, shaking their heads, turn on the television
and watch twelve-year-old politicians, six-year-old comedians, newly born
presenters, yet to be conceived pop stars. They close their eyes, and their
wives come down, determined to find love, somehow, but the men are asleep,
grunting, with drool seeping down the sides of their mouths and snot bubbling
from their noses.’
Oh
God. That was Bill all right.
‘At which
point, the women make a nice cup of tea,’ I said, ‘and end up screaming at the
barred kitchen windows.’
‘Quite so. My dears, I think it’s
clear you are both better off without them. Moyra my love, I realise you’re
seriously driven with this art business, I realise it’s causing you pain, but
John really is the best. If he is going to manage your career, it will happen,
and you will be successful, and you never know where that success will lead
you. Sometimes the unknowing is the scary bit.’
‘Yes,’
said Moyra. ‘I don’t like not knowing.’
She
got out a sketchpad and scribbled so fast I could barely see the pencil moving.
A face emerged, then disappeared. Her breathing was quick and shallow. Then
thirty seconds later she stopped, and there was a ghost of a beautiful face
left on the page that was practically covered with graphite. It was a tiny
picture, and I could imagine it sensitively framed, a large plain mount, simple
ash frame. I could imagine it selling for a lot of money, and I was jealous; I
wanted her talent. I wanted to be John’s protégée.
I
filled the kettle again. John’s apartment must have been unique in Paris in
having both electric kettle and toaster. Homely things. I wondered if that was
down to Vicky. I wondered when John and I were going to talk properly, because
it had to happen sometime. We had acknowledged each other, but we hadn’t said
anything. I couldn’t discuss this with Renée, and obviously not with Vicky.
Moyra would listen, but I was worried that she was too dangerously empathetic
for her own good, and I would only be adding to her woes.
It
was still hard to associate this sophisticated and seductively charming man
with the difficult and violent youth who’d set my sister on her lifelong course
of seeking out abusive men. I’d avoided the trap. Bill had a mouth on him at
times, but he was kind. He’d never hurt me, not really. Yet here I was,
thinking about a man who decades earlier had scarred me, and I wasn’t just
thinking about him—there were snippets of my dream still in my head, and I
didn’t like to pursue them. I knew what I’d been doing, and I certainly hadn’t
been doing it with Bill or Euan or the man with the Times Crossword Puzzle in
the hotel, or even the fat Greek. But there was a skinny raggedy boy, passed
from one care home to another, even if they had never really existed, and from
one inappropriate foster family to another; a boy who had survived somehow,
grown into a youth that my sister had been crazy about, who had charmed my
mother so that she thought he could do no wrong, who had earned some grudging
respect from my father, even though he disapproved strongly. For me, it had
been the way he moved, the way he held that blasted cigarette. He had been like
a dancer, a boxer, and although he’d lost some of that now, as he must have
turned sixty, and his career had been in antiques, some of that grace remained,
and he was still unmistakably the same person. He’d moved from furniture into
fine arts. He was rich, respected, still charming. I couldn’t take my eyes off
him, any more than I’d been able to all those years ago.
‘Frances,
you haven’t heard a word I’ve been saying.’
‘Sorry,
Renée. What was that?’
‘Never
mind. I can hear John and Vicky getting up. We need to present a flawless front
of invincibility.’
‘Aye,
that we do.’
‘Darling,
how quaintly northern of you. Been thinking about Euan, have we?’
‘You
know, I can’t even remember what he looks like. Curly hair. Big hands. Lovely
soft voice. That’s it.’
‘That’s
plenty. You should draw him.’
‘I’m
not Moyra. I don’t have the skills.’
‘You’re
more subtle. You take your time. I suspect you are very much better than you
think you are, but we can’t prove that one way or another as I doubt if you’re
going to take up a sketch pad and draw something in a “Look at me!” kind of a
way.’
‘Absolutely
not.’
‘Sooner
die?’
‘Something
like that.’
‘Why?’
said Moyra.
‘Because
–’ and John and Vicky walked in at that point, both of them looking tousled and
bedroomy. I took my mug of coffee and went into the living room. Moyra and
Renée stayed in the kitchen, and Renée was in fine form, dominating the
conversation, seemingly delighted with everyone and everything. I would need
all my strength later on to support her, I was sure of it. What a strange group
we were; four women, all of us profoundly affected by the one man. I wanted
Bill to turn up unexpectedly and punch John on the nose. That would even the
score a bit.
I
looked round the room—tall, elegant, rococo, with those startling enormous
paintings Vicky had created—they were all about John, no question, and the more
I looked at them the more unsettling I found them. I would be glad to get out
of here. Renée and I could have a pleasant touristy day, do the sights and not
worry about what hellish place Moyra was sinking into with this incessant
drawing. Much as I’d grown to like the woman, her intensity was hard to take
for hours on end. Without her, Renée and I could be frivolous and have fun.
And
that’s exactly what we did. We shopped, we stopped for coffee countless times,
we people-watched, we viewed the Seine from every bridge, we marvelled at what
had happened to Notre Dame, we pretended we were wealthy enough to go into some
incredibly exclusive places, and everyone was utterly charming to us because
Renée was magnificent; she spread love everywhere, and everyone loved her back.
I was an acolyte, but that was all right. I had no wish to compete with her on
any level, and was happy to be her shadow, her lady-in-waiting—but also her
protector, her knight errant, just in case anyone dared to insult her. Nobody
did, so I don’t know why I was thinking of myself in those terms. She was
impregnable that day. We arrived back at the apartment late in the afternoon. John,
Vicky and Moyra had just got in, and Vicky was full of what they’d been up to;
she reeled off the names of galleries and how impressed they had been with
Moyra, though of course the fact that she had been escorted by M’sieur and
Madame Stephenson can’t have done her any harm.
John
was sitting back in his elegant chair, smoking as usual, his arm draped over
the back, long fingers, the cigarette placed just so, and I was almost tempted
to draw him—but that’s not what I do, so I didn’t. I felt such a fraud. These
arty people. What was I even doing here? Moyra now, she was the real thing. She
was sitting on the floor next to the coffee table, which had a large sheet of
paper on it, and she was drawing, furiously, it was a Paris street scene, but
it looked as if it was about explode. I realised John was watching her, being
careful not to interrupt. Vicky had less subtlety.
‘That’s
fucking brilliant Moyra, but too small. John, what can we do? Moyra needs to be
working on a much larger scale.’ She looked around at her own enormous
paintings. ‘Tell you what. Take one of those down. Let her draw on the wall
behind it. That’s a huge great space.’
‘That’s
a mad idea,’ he said, ‘but I’d be interested to see what she makes of it.’
They
were talking as if she wasn’t even there, and in a way, she wasn’t, because she
was so into her drawing, she was breathing heavily, sweating, and I hoped she’d
been taking her epilepsy tablets because if she suddenly had a seizure I’m not
sure any of us would have known what to do. I looked at Renée, but Renée was
too busy being elegant and sexually alluring to have any energy left to
communicate with me.
‘Come
on John,’ said Vicky, and she supervised as he unscrewed the picture from the
wall. She was too small to be of any practical use, but her energy seemed to
transfer to John and his usual languid stance became positively animated. Once
the picture was down and safely propped up in a bedroom, he resumed his pose on
the chair. My God, I thought—he’s as bad as Renée. They’re trying to
out-sophisticate each other. Does Vicky not see this? Perhaps she did, but was
so used to John and the way he behaved around Renée that she didn’t mind, or
perhaps this excitement about Moyra’s artwork on her part was absolutely
genuine, and she really wanted to see what Moyra could do on the larger
“canvas”. She scurried off and returned with half a dozen fat marker pens.
‘Really?’
said John.
‘You
can re-decorate. But I don’t think you’ll want to.’
Moyra,
who had seemed oblivious to what was going on had clearly been listening and
had taken it all in. She stood up and took a black pen from Vicky.
‘What
are you going to draw?’ said John, quietly.
Moyra
stared at him for an uncomfortably long time, then said, ‘You.’
‘Oh,
bravo!’ said Vicky.
We all
settled ourselves down to watch as if this were a theatrical performance or a
musical recital. I had never seen Moyra draw a direct portrait from life before
and looked forward to seeing how she would deal with the angles and long limbs
and the fact that he never kept absolutely still—but what I was hoping most to
see was something of the grace, the dancer. She took the top off the pen, and
we all held our collective breaths. Then she was off. It was the usual
high-speed Moyra. Her staring at John had been the equivalent of taking a
photograph. Now she simply had to draw what she had seen—or so I thought. What
she actually drew was nothing like John’s real pose. She didn’t draw the
dancer, the languid sophisticate. She drew a thug. She drew a man with clenched
fists and a look of blind fury in his eyes. She knocked a good twenty years off
his age—maybe more. All the grey hair was gone, and he was dark, dark, dark—and
I remembered him shouting at Susan that night, and the furious row, and then
the excruciating pain, and the running. I could barely look at the picture, but
then she’d finished—it had only taken her ten minutes—how could she work so
quickly? And there it was. Life-size and terrifying. I looked at John to see
how he was taking it, and was surprised to see a smile, though a somewhat
rueful one.
Renée
stood up and walked closer to the picture. ‘My God,’ she said. ‘Moyra, this...
it isn’t fair.’ She turned round and there were tears in her eyes, which I
could see she was determined to hide. She gulped and sat back down again, all
her poise gone—she looked old and desperately sad.
‘That’s
fucking awesome,’ said Vicky. ‘Right. John? Get this next picture down. I want
Moyra to do one of me. This is like going to a fortune teller. Terrific!’
I
wasn’t convinced it really was terrific, but I had to admit to being very keen
indeed to see what Moyra would make of Vicky, if only to take my mind—and my
eyes—away from John. I glanced back at the picture again. All that anger. Dear
God, I hadn’t realised. I thought back to his probably apocryphal story about
the island, and his friend, and his need for vengeance. I didn’t know how Moyra
had managed to capture all of that, but she had.
John
took the next picture down, stowed it away, came back, sat down, and we all
waited. Again, Moyra worked incredibly quickly. Her drawing of Vicky showed a
woman jumping up and down on something, and I wondered what it would be, but
then was astonished to see it was the exquisite Sèvres coffee set we’d used
after dinner. She was smashing it up, and pieces were flying everywhere, tiny,
beautiful shards of porcelain being utterly destroyed. Her face wasn’t furious
like in John’s picture—it was misery. Pure sorrow, heart-breaking sorrow as the
beautiful thing was destroyed forever.
I
looked at Vicky to see how she was taking it, and her face was mirroring what
Moyra was drawing. She looked as if she were about to crumple onto the floor.
John was staring at the picture, and he looked angry. There had to be more to
this than simply the destruction of a coffee set. There was a significance I
was missing. Vicky turned away and put her face in her hands. Renée looked
puzzled—clearly she was not privy to whatever this was about, but John knew and
Vicky knew and I had no idea how Moyra knew, but they had been together all day
and she had a way of picking up on things. I could always ask her later.
She
was drawing on like a person possessed, which I suppose she was, because that’s
what was happening more and more with her art. I wondered if I ought to pull
her away gently, say, that’s enough for now, Moyra, as if she were a
five-year-old who was playing too long at something and was bound to get tired
and fractious. But I couldn’t—I had no presence here, no authority. I just
hoped Moyra had enough control to get through this.
The
picture was finished. ‘I think you need to do Renée now,’ said Vicky, with such
venom in her voice that I was startled—I’d never heard her speak like that to
anyone. I wondered what Renée’s reaction would be.
‘I would adore
to have my picture in John’s apartment. What a lovely, generous suggestion,
Vicky.’
Oh,
nice riposte, Renée. Catty and perfect. But what about Moyra? Aren’t any of you
seeing what this is doing to her?
John,
meanwhile, was taking all of Vicky’s remaining paintings down. He was going to
replace Vicky, at least temporarily, with a startling array of original artwork
depicting this gathering of mismatched people on a sunny late afternoon in
Paris, though the pictures were anything but sunny.
Moyra
had already moved onto drawing Renée, and I could hardly bear to watch. She’d
known Renée for a long time now, and I dreaded to think what awful secrets from
her past were about to appear—but I was wrong. The Renée she drew wasn’t the
one most people saw at all; it was someone who was made of kindness, no
cattiness, not a hint of the brittle sophistication and general bitchiness
which most people would assume made up a large proportion of her persona. She
looked graceful, a little sad, but very generous, very beautiful—and utterly
authentic. And she was staring straight out from the wall so that wherever you
were in the room, I had a feeling her eyes would follow you. I wondered what
John—and even more so, Vicky—would feel about that.
Moyra
looked exhausted and I wanted her to stop, but I don’t think I could have
stopped her now.
‘Frannie
next?’ said John.
‘Yes,’
said Moyra, barely audible, and within twenty seconds she had drawn a few lines
that were barely there, barely there at all, but it was me. I was shocked. Was
I really such an ephemeral being? Did I really hardly exist?
‘Draw
Dylan,’ said Renée.
‘No!’
I said. This had to stop. I was too late. She’d started. And she drew clouds,
mountains of clouds, fabulous landscapes, paths winding through them, a scene
of heartrending beauty. She took far longer over this one, and she looked ready
to drop by the time she had finished.
‘Room
for just one more,’ said John. ‘A self-portrait, to complete the collection.’
She
moved to the remaining wall. Stared at it for a long time. Then took the pen
and did a dot. One tiny, lonely, dot. She put the top back on the pen and
walked out of the room.
‘Cripes!’
said Vicky. ‘I need a drink!’ We all did. It had been late afternoon when we’d
come home, but now it was almost dark outside. Moyra had been drawing for far
longer than we’d realised. I hated to think what it had done to her, but she’d
gone for a lie down presumably, and that would be the best thing. I looked at
the drawings again, one by one, and it hurt. How John was going to live with
these I had no idea, but he could always put Vicky’s pictures up again to cover
them. Trouble is, they’d still be there. Even if he painted over them, they’d
still be there. Those were permanent marker pens that Moyra had been using.
Only way to get rid of the marks would be to chip the plaster away and re-do it
from scratch. I was sure John knew this, and maybe even now he was working out
how much value Moyra had added to his apartment, because if he could make her
famous, this private art collection of his would be worth—God knows.
He
handed me a large glass of white wine and I took it without thanking him. I had
no desire whatsoever to thank him for what had just happened.
‘So,
what’s the story behind the smashed porcelain?’ asked Renée, and I looked at
Vicky. Vicky looked at John. John drank his wine.
‘That,’
he said, eventually, ‘is Simon Tovey. My best friend. Vicky’s former lover.’
‘Ohhh,’
said Renée. ‘Poor man. Wonder what he did to deserve that.’
‘What
he did or didn’t do has fuck-all to do with you,’ said Vicky, furious. She
stood up and threw her wine glass into the fireplace, then stormed out.
‘Oops,’
said Renée.
‘Renée,
you are incorrigible,’ said John, and he laughed—genuinely, with real
affection. I stood up, mumbled something about putting the kettle on, and
escaped to the kitchen. I closed the door, made myself a mug of instant, and
sat there sipping it, willing Bill to phone me, but of course he wouldn’t. I
had taken a phone call earlier, but it had been from Susan to say she thought I
ought to come back early because Bill was now openly going around with that
woman from Aycliffe, and if I wanted him back, I’d better do something about
it. I told her I didn’t want him back, that we had nothing in common, and that
I was having a lovely time in Paris. All the artwork! I told her I’d bumped
into an old friend of hers, and when I said the name she’d stopped for a
moment, then said, ‘Christ, Frances, you spoke to the bastard? After what he
did to you?’ I didn’t dare tell her I’d not only spoken to him; I was speaking
from his apartment. I wanted to talk about him, but she changed the subject
quickly, was back onto Bill, and how he was a good man and I ought to sort myself
out. Oh, so it was my fault now was it? Apparently yes. And soon we were back
on familiar ground, blaming each other for our dysfunctional relationships. I
finished the phone call feeling nothing but affection for my sister, missing
her like crazy. She was so gloriously normal, whereas here I was staying with a
bunch of overwrought maniacs.
That bloody
woman from Aycliffe, though. It wasn’t fair. She was probably nice and normal
too. Bill always went for nice normal people.
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